#and Ceelie’s pretty proud of herself
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Gointothevvater here! Sending from main so I get a notification when you see this, lol. I had a little scenario pop into my head that I wanted to share with you! 🖤
The boys curse a lot, even around Lasagna. It's just how they are. She's used to it. It doesn't even really make her laugh like it did when she was little anymore, which is a little sad, but it is what it is. She's growing up. At ten, she's more mature than her dad and the rest of the band.
But then one day St. Cecilia is at Mordhaus to see Charles, and she tells the guys to fuck off, and Lasagna smirks and asks her, "Are you even allowed to curse?"
St. Cecilia, who's about as far from a saint as a person can be, laughs, "Of course I am!"
"But you're a lady!" Lasagna says "lady" as if it's a curse, wrinkling up her little button nose.
"I'm also British," St. Cecilia says. "I can even throw around a curse word your dad's too scared to say."
Pickles rolls his eyes, but he's smiling, and he doesn't bother to argue.
Lasagna emphatically whispers, "Tell me!" She does, and Lasagna throws her hands in the air and gleefully shouts, "Cunt!"
LMAOO this made my day, thank you so much 🥺
#I feel like Lasagna randomly screaming that from the top of her lungs would give Pickles a freakin HEART ATTACK lol#and Ceelie’s pretty proud of herself#she’s turning Lasagna into a mini St. Cecilia 🤣#asks#art#lasagna#metalocalypse
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