#and Annie can only throw out so many oh yeahs and uh huh sans that’s crazy’s before she just has to put her hand up

[gothra]

hughie: and that’s not to say that he isn’t handsome at all, it’s just to say that Butcher is a more rugged, 70s kind of handsome, just not the classical 50s kind of handsome, y’know? But Billy could be like James Dean if James Dean was big and buff and hairy, but anyway, I asked him if he’d like to go to Jamaica or someplace warm because I wanna see him in the new bathing suit I got for him, and he said he wants to go to somewhere like Norway or Sweden, and I asked him why, and he said he wanted to “fuck on a Swedish mattress” and try some of their candy and pastries. his doctor said he has to watch his cholesterol and blood sugar, but he doesn’t take anything the doctor says seriously. I don’t even think Butcher speaks Swedish or Norwegian, so I suggested we go to Spain or something, because he can speak some Spanish, but he said he might be banned from the country, and I don’t know if he’s joking about that, but knowing him it could be very true—

annie: so, did you call me for, like. a real reason?