#and 78 shots of straight bathtub tequila
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everyone start compiling your dad gojo fanfics right now
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November 8, 2009
Watching Godfather Part III. If I remember correctly, it's the one with Jar Jar Binks. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 85
You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras. @Aimee_B_Loved (Aimee B) – 78
People forget that 'Back to the Future' was made in 1955 and the filmmakers had to guess about life in the 1980s. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 64
How many roads must a man walk down before he realizes there's a sidewalk? @Zaius13 (Damn Dirty Ape) – 61
This is history. @BarackObama (Barack Obama) – 60
Whenever locking a car first made the horn honk is when things really started going to shit. @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 51
"Fat? No, but it does make your butt look pregnant." ...and that was the last thing I remember saying, officer. @FriedWords (Derek) – 50
Bloomberg just paid $75 million to be mayor of everything on @foursquare. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 49
Remember when you could slam a telephone down on the hook? Pulling out your earbuds and throwing them onto the keyboard isn't as satisfying. @Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) – 49
Shotglasses? That sounds like a lot of pouring. @joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) – 48
Upon hearing news of Steven Tyler's departure from Aerosmith, Sammy Haggar takes a shot of tequila, jumps to his feet and says "I'm on it." @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 46
Man, imagine how easy all this would be if the Democrats had some kind of majority or something. @aedison (Avery Edison) – 46
Oh, just taking a picture of myself but trying to make it look like it's a candid shot that one of my many many friends took of me. You? @biorhythmist (matt) – 45
About to put the OD in VODKA. At some point in the evening I'll also be putting the HO in alcoholic. Cut me some slack. I hurt. @ruthakers (ruthakers) – 45
Date night would be a lot more fun without "What shoes should I wear? Do I look fat in these jeans? Why are you lighting my closet on fire?" @OverlandParker (Michael Pierce) – 45
Guy's yelling into the end of his iPhone like it's a sound-conducting slice of pizza. The TOP end. While wearing EARBUDS. Where to begin. @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 42
Eating Top Ramen with a fork straight out of the pot, just like my ancestors did 20 years ago. @biorhythmist (matt) – 42
"It's good that clowns wear squeaky shoes, so they can't sneak up on you." "The most evil clowns are barefoot. Pleasant dreams, son." @abigvictory (Michele Catalano) – 38
I'm not buying a bathtub until I can read a Kindle in it. @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 38
I say some pretty anti-feminist things sometimes, but what else do you expect from a woman? @aedison (Avery Edison) – 37
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