#and 2. he meets ekko who fucking HATES him and they have a Weird Gay Thing going on. i need ezko real so bad u dont get it

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i DESPERATELY need ezreal in arcane s2 like. please. imagine the vision with me for a moment. jayce is walking around absolutely DISTRAUGHT because mel has been hospitalized (or dead) for weeks due to jinx’s attack and they just can’t find her anywhere. hes wandering piltover trying to think about something to do and then he hears a fucking like. mid-puberty teenager voice going “hey. hey can you pass me that wrench” and jayce goes “what the fuck” and he turns around and there’s this 5’3” kid absolutely covered in soot and working away at a hextech machine and jayce says “shouldn’t you be in school right now” and ez says “no” and jayce goes “ok.” ez is talking about how hes going to impress a girl with his machine or some shit (jayce: oh this kids a major douchebag) > they eventually start talking about their problems > ez brings up his missing parents (jayce: oh this kids fucked up in the head) > jayce saying that hes frustrated about not being able to find jinx > ez saying some shit like “well have you tried to find out where shes based?” > jayce going “what” > ezreal pushing up his metaphorical glasses and going Well yeah see [pulls out a gigantic map of all of piltover and zaun] if u plot out all of the places she’s been within a certain time frame and make circles connecting them to each other [generates a protractor from seemingly nowhere and does this] using logic she will be situated in the center of these circles and u Should be able to find where she lives that way. and see this heres a factory so she probably doesnt stay there and this here is a gambling place so she probably couldnt even go inside But this heres an abandoned warehouse so i would say that thats ur best bet if u wanna check that place out for clues. and jayce looks at him like What the shit and ezreal goes Well im a pretty smart kid…hyuk hyuk! and then jayce slaps him or something and then ez joins the gang for like two episodes