#anakin (has been bullying his bestie again voice): nooooooooo.....

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any star wars au where not-fallen anakin meets han solo has the potential to be soo funny. anakin and han have each independently declared at some point that they are the best pilots in the galaxy and they gradually get more and more competitive. luke is all "guysssssss stop fighting 🥺 this isnt you 🥺...... you can both be the best pilots in the galaxy 😌" but the minute he leaves the room han is like "you, me, race, 0200 hours, east hangar" and anakin is like "youre going DOWN MOTHERFUCKER". this becomes a regular occurrence and their friends / the Jedi Order / the rebels develop a betting pool, because theyre actually pretty evenly matched so it's usually entertaining. leia always bets on anakin just to piss off han. obi wan claims to know nothing but has been looking more tired recently