#an enjoyer of films like nosferatu (2024) please it was a box office hit

[lendelleaves]

my roommate and I had quite different experiences seeing nosferatu. anyway

- nicholas hoult is exactly who you need to cast to play the male lead who my lesbians want put in a jar and shaken, apparently. he feels like a spiritual successor to jude law to my mind (slash pos), i cannot place why…

- that “lily-rose depp, i was not familiar with your game” tweet I saw was prescient… Providence, perhaps? excellent portrayal of those of us afflicted with pale countenance brown hair and melancholy. she did a phenomenal job acting super horny for death, too, which I can appreciate

- roommate said they would not “hear me out” on this one. I say, look, when you’re getting ur blood sucked out by this mf, you’re experiencing unbounded ecstasy regardless, right, it seems like you might even be completely immersed in fantasy, so does it really matter what state of decay his body is in—? I can handle a couple of jumpscares of my wife bleeding out of all her facial orifices for that if my other option is just flat out death, like, I’ll take the freaky shit, is all I’m saying—

- I took this art experience more seriously than I am making it sound... i enjoyed the film.

- some of the props and set pieces looked a bit plastic, but that’s nitpicky. I enjoyed the thousand live rats. I dreamt about rats this morning. before I knew I was going to see nosferatu (famous for the rats) today. providence!

- one large cola, one large popcorn (shared), two strawberry chupa-chups

- a half hour waiting for the bus in the dark after; convenient swing set for this, though. always a blessed day when i can loiter like a loser in my long sleeved shirt layered under a short sleeved shirt to signify that i am an enjoyer of films like nosferatu

- i did enjoy that they called the cat greta i thought that was cute. as a pretentious