#an empty poll

[a-book-of-creatures]

Curious to know. Explain why.

[alienssstufff]

yippee! wahoo!

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Rescue Bots Graham Burns

Propaganda below the cut

Need him.

[kurushimiangel]

okay question that's been on my mind. calling all Vocaloid fans

Utauloids/Fanloids also count for any of these !! Nenodroids and things like that count for figurines too ! Just how you discovered any of them.

Please reblog so more people can vote !

[bloodbatty]

(This poll was made because I realized in a recent conversation that I've never seen any of these-)

[thepringlesofblood]

so, canonically, the mythical figure achilles is important enough to bill that he remembers him and references him in witty banter.

what is the funniest possible reason for this? (i do not care about realism)

*as in that stuff in journal 3 where ford's like 'if icarus could see me now' after finding out about bill. i know these two myths are not related I have a degree in ancient mediterranean history. something to be said about ancient greek myths where the protagonist has a fatal flaw that brings about their downfall though. but it's probably not that deep.

[idiotbuttfungus]

Reblog for bigger sample size

[call-me-copycat]

It's only in theaters right now but I like to be inclusive with my options lol

Coming online January 31st! I'll miss the days of only being able to see glimpses of it through people shakily recording the theater screen ‎(´-ᴗ-⸝⸝ก)

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Any other suggestions? Tell me in the comments!

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[tideswept]

no promises I can even get it done this month BUT what long-overdue oneshot should I tackle tonight?

OPTION 1: Prequel/interquel/sequel oneshot to the lean and hungry type (How Chancellor!Obi-Wan Got His Groove On)

OPTION 2: Sequel oneshot to the bones of a miracle. (Anakin Finally Gets to Enjoy Wolf-Wan's Enhanced Strength)

my fate is in your hands.

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Suffer.

[quadrantadvisor]

tl;dr: I think being trapped in a time loop would fix him

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I read like two different jason time loop fics which both featured jason coming to the cave for help or resources when people didn't expect him there which makes me think that the loop helped make jason aware that he could come to his family for help and anyways jason gets stuck in a time loop shortly after becoming the Red Hood bruce is aware or at least suspects his identity but he hasnt communicated that to anyone else yet so for a couple of loops jason tries to figure out what's going on but all of his league contacts are either unhelpful or unreachable within the time frame and he gets frustrated and he spends a while just. living out all of his sadistic fantasies he gets to do every dramatic reveal, he gets to kill each one of them, and they're spitting and defiant and telling him he isn't the jason who died but after a while it stops being satisfying and he gets desperate for a way out he knows by this point that bruce hasn't told anyone about him, so his new plan is to talk to one of them away from bruce and just lie Dick is the obvious choice, and that's how jason finds out that dick has been hallucinating him while he's been gone he is not very useful. it's really hard to convince him that jason is legit and then he just gets really emotional and doesn't pay attention to the time loop at all also jason feels really weird about it

so he tries tim. he's like. okay. he doesn't know you're the red hood. you just have to be civil to him for one loop and when it turns out he can't do anything you try something else but tim is also like. really emotional about him apparently? but when jason tells him there's a time loop he takes it really seriously tim is like "why didn't you go to bruce?" and jason is like "i tried that. when he finds out he makes it worse" which is a very plausible thing for someone in a time loop to say so tim believes him Tim's like "obviously i have to verify" and jason is thinking to himself what a waste of time this all is. but tim gets his permission to bring babs in on things and that's how jason finds out about oracle and the clocktower so thats useful at least they use babs equipment for blood tests and tim grills jason on things only he would know and jason is like. hey. why do you know any of that stuff and by the time that tim is satisfied that Jason is who he says he is and that what he says is happening is happening the day is basically over and jason is like well thanks for nothing

and Tim's like, oh, sorry, this is just the setup. next time just tell me this timeloop code, I'll know that I trusted you enough to give it to you so I'll listen to whatever you say which actually does work to Jason's surprise, tim just asks him how many times and what they've already tried and they get down to business tim always has a freakout over jason being alive but that freakout can come at different times of the day depending on how jason plays it jason is still mad at tim and frequently snappy with him but it takes a few loops for him to just yell at tim that he's the red hood and he's been killing people and he was planning on killing tim (not strictly true originally but like. he has done it, so) and tim is like. hm. that makes it pretty personally dangerous for you to know my time loop code, since it makes me just drop everything and listen to whoever says it. but also i think you do need help so i guess I'm still glad you have it. and jason is like WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

anyways on a later loop tim convinces him to sneak into the bag cave for the tech and bruce catches them there and jason is like well that's this loop shot but bruce is just like ……. jason? 🥺 you came home? anyways the fic is about jason realizing that he never needed to do all that shit, and actually he finds it rather distasteful, and he can just. go home. if he wants on the last loop he has to like leave gotham to go stop whatever is causing this and it takes all day so he doesn't even talk to them so he has to make the real choice to start up relationships with all of them for keeps and by that point he's experienced so much time loop violence that the first thing he says to bruce is, I'm not gonna kill anyone, at least for now. we can talk about the morality of it and stuff and i will legitimately discuss it with you but right now i just don't want to so that can be our truce and bruce is like, sobbing at having his kid back he uses the code on tim one last time and tim jerks to attention but Jason's like nah relax the loop is over, just wanted to say thanks for all the help

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Bayverse Megatron

[queeringclassiclit]

Some Fun Statistics

Characters who are not beating the gay allegations (highest 'yes' vote):

Dorian Gray - 93.6%

Sherlock Holmes - 89.5%

Grantaire - 87.8%

Characters with an unblemished record of heterosexuality (highest 'no' vote):

Anne Shirley - 74.1%

Jane Eyre - 44.6%

Matthew Cuthbert - 36.9%

Pairings who are definitely making out sloppy style (highest 'yes, they at least kissed' vote)

Achilles & Patroclus - 89.2%

Carmilla & Laura - 84.6%

Gilgamesh & Enkidu - 79.4%

Pairings who are sitting 5 feet apart cos they're not gay (highest 'no, they're not queer' vote)

Anne & Diana - 71.3%

Emma & Harriet - 20.2%

Macbeth & Banquo - 18.4%

Most controversial (most even split between 'yes', 'maybe' and 'no')

Lady Macbeth

Bertha Mason

Guy Montag

Most niche (highest 'I don't know these characters' vote)

Valcour & Francisco de Paola - 68.8%

Sue Bridehead - 68.3%

Emily Grierson - 61.8%