#amuuurica

[theburialofstrawberries]

i just read this confidential faq the newlyweds sent to all the firangs (am/brit/not indian basically) attending the wedding and it's sooo funny its like 1) there will be traffic. patience as a virtue is highly recommended 2) people will want to take pictures with you on the streets. you can decline or you can make their day agjxskhfshs and there's this section where the bride (it's obviously her, like, my cousin is funny but nowhere near this funny) was like "PLEASE BE VAGUE WHEN SPEAKING WITH RELATIVES ABOUT YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH US. they do not need to know any more scandalous details than necessary :)" smvcschlvsjgsjgsjslgsjsjhs get it sis!!!!! you go girl!!!!

[saltyshortie]

2 for 1 Tag

@mark-tuan-and-namjoon-lover Thank you for tagging me! Sorry this is hella late lol

As you can read from the title, this is 2 tags in 1 post.

1st Tag

1. Are you named after anyone? Nope, just after my parent’s love for Jesus lol (I’m implying my name has a heavy origin from religion)

2. When was the last time you cried? I technically cried last night because my eyes were too strained from staying past 4 AM. Major oof.

3. Do you have kids? Nooope.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Occasionally, yeah.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about a person? It’s usually their eyes or personality.

6. What’s your eye color? Same as the own of brownies.

7. Scary movie or happy ending? Happy ending.

8. Any special talents? I have the ability to run as fast as Naruto when I see free samples at Costco.

9. Where were you born? In Amuuurica.

10. What are your hobbies? Mainly surfing on the Internet, drawing, and listening to music. I also text my friends pretty often.

11. Have you any pets? A turtle named Samantha.

12. What sports do you play? N o n e.

13. How tall are you? Just gonna say I’m under 5 feet. :,)

14. Favorite subject in school? Lunch lol

15. Dream job? Either a music producer or a digital artist. Really, I just want a job that I would like and also makes lots of money.

2nd Tag

1. How did you meet your newest friend? School.

2. Xbox or PlayStation? I don’t really own a game console. Only ever played using my neighbor’s Xbox lol

3. What K-pop group do you bias the most? I’d say BTS, but I also love Seventeen and Got7. Really interested in NCT and EXO rn.

4. Who is your ultimate K-pop bias? RM, like hands-down. I could write essays why, but long-story-short, he’s someone that just really inspires me to carry on with my own life.

5. Do you like to draw? Yes, I’m pretty passionate about dat.

6. Do you like your name? Yeah, it begins with the letter K lol

7. What’s your age? Let’s just say I’m in high school as a hint.

8. What do you identify as, and what are your pronouns? I identify as a cis female. I go by she/her.

9. What’s your sexuality? I don’t wanna sound annoying, but I’m straight.

10. What is your current mood? A chill one :3

Tagging anyone who wants to do dis uwu

[guysealey]

F$:k YEAH!!! Amuuurica!!!! (at Craft Butchery)

[yadiceeeeeloko]

We live in Amuuurica- but this is a pandemic so stay yo ass home 🏠

Hahaha “oh im sorry i thought we lived in amuuurica”

[sunfl0wer-spirit]

Hi! Are you enjoying your stay in Canada? How long are you going to be here? Stay here! We'd love to have you!XOX

I'm having a great time thanks, love! I'm here until the 4th July which is when I'll be travelling to Amuuurica 🎉

[tempestbeauregard]

My nationality is that eagle at the world cup

[fay-jai-blog]

Kinda ironic I'm having a burger the night before flying back to the US, but heard this place was good and ...it doesn't disappoint! #hongkong #wanchai #amuuurica #nomnomnom #fattie (at Butchers Club Burger)

[juanieboii]

🇺🇸🙏😌 God bless all those who died for this country and those currently in service. #MemorialDay #Amuuurica #Freedomisnotfree

[jheneayko]

I COULD go for a run...

Or I could just stay on my lazy ass and do nothing productive whatsoever

[playintraffic]

I don't know much about politics

but are the Republicans just kind of aiming to be an everyone-but-cisgendered-heterosexual-white-males hate group orrrr