#amphoreus so far is not capturing me. the only recognisable 'this is definitely a ship' has been phainon/mydei | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

devotedlystrangewizard · 2 months ago

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my friend and i have a little joke thats the "law of yuri" where i analyse the quality of hoyoverse story arcs based on how much yuri potential/bait/implications they have. this is not to be taken seriously but it IS funny and accurate

#ramblings #like. take fontaine. fontaine went hard. fontaine was good. fontaine had clorinde/navia (and in my heart arlefuri)#inazuma was pretty good. eimiko.#name one popular natlan yuri. you cannot.#ive seen mavuika/xilonen but thats such a cope #i personally consider the law of yuri an important symptom of a grander problem with natlan's story/characters #which is that theyre not interesting. at all. they have no compelling relationships with each other nor story archs for themselves #hsr's penacony was good. acheswan was there. stellefly if youre a stelle player (i am. stellefly crushed me.)#amphoreus so far is not capturing me. the only recognisable 'this is definitely a ship' has been phainon/mydei #i started this joke during the lantern rite bc beidou said 'focus on enjoying stunning sights' while looking at ningguang #and then taking her for a stroll through the fair #law of yuri baby. if theres no yuri its a mid tier update cycle at best

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