#amloth reviews

[eltonjohndenver]

Just watched the deer hunter. It was fine. But was no one going to tell me about young Christopher Walken?? Hey girl I mean they

[hr-twink]

guess who got Dead Lions at the library todayyy

[edited into one review post]

["Guys maybe," she said. "Sacking a girl for flattening a creep who's harassing her, that's embarrassing. Especially if the girl' in question wants to get legal about it." The inverted commas round girl couldn't have been more audible if she'd said quote/unquote.”(21)]

-HEY GIRL I MEAN THEY 🫡🫡🫡💜

[“As for Spider Webb, his desk didn't have a number. He was basically HR, Min and Louisa had heard, and had this connection with River Cartwright neither of them knew the details of, beyond that they'd been through training together, and that Webb had screwed River over, which was how come River was a slow horse.” (32)]

-lore is loreing

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girl page 35: Spider has been here for 2 pages and hes already “casually” asking about River 💀💀💀

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[“Competence was generally beyond Cartwright. For a while, Ho had used a CCTV still of the King's Cross chaos as a screensaver, until Louisa Guy suggested River might break his elbows if he found out.”] page 54

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page 64 Lamb calls Ho a slur 💀#notmylamb

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(page 69)

hes sooo me for real

also page 122 louisa min gaydar line 😂😂Piotr x Kyril rip

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[Webb said, "I know it sounds like shooting for the moon. But think about it. The man's a player. It's not out of question he could take the reins." He was growing visibly more excited. Taverner carefully avoided looking at his trousers. "And if we're with him, if we smooth his path—I mean, really. It's the Holy Grail." The sensible thing would be to torch him here and now, she thought. Thirty seconds of verbal creosote, and hed leave sooty footprints all the way back to his office, and never have an idea again.] page 145

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page 175: obsessed and grateful that they made River completely sexless in the show like its soooo much better that way😭😭😭do not need more scenes of river getting laid in the book (he is accurately pathetic though)

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finished: i really prefer the narrative from the show i think it was a really smart adaptation. diva down🫡

leaving you with this

"And who might you be?" Let's be polite, thought River. "The name's Walker." "Is it now." "Jonathan Walker." "Jonathan Walker," the man repeated in a sing-song voice, to underline the effeminate nature of anyone limp-wristed enough to be called Jonathan Walker.

-page 216

#amloth reads dead lions

[eltonjohndenver]

amloth’s top 5 val kilmer movies

ive watched so many dogshit movies for this man. here are the ones to see. rip diva🫶🫶

1. Top Secret! (1984)

-fr in my top 10 movies. its sooo stupid but so fun and hes hot as hell and sings and dances!

2. Willow (1988)

-actually just a perfect movie. literally so good. cannot recommend more

3. Real Genius (1985)

-stupid as HELL and such an 80s movie but its so fun and again, hot as hell

4. Top Gun (1986)

-the classic, the iconic. the only reason its so far down is so much of the runtime is focused on his INFERIOR! val looked at the script and said i dont like propaganda movies so im giving this bitch daddy issues and hes gay (he actually said this). also, need i say, hot. as. hell

5. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

-god Awful early 2000s movie. soooo misogynistic because rdj is in it. but val again, looked at the script and was like i think he should be gay actually. “He wasn’t gay when i read the script” ACTUAL QUOTE. and hes really funny in it do it for him.

[eltonjohndenver]

tagged by @shiveringsoldier to list my top 9 films that I watched for the first time in 2024

I'll try and do it by rank but its a weird list of critical favs and stupid enjoyment so after the top 3 its wonky

Benediction (2021)

The Holdovers (2023)

Thelma and Louise (1991)

Zodiac (2007)

The Celluloid Closet (1995)

Election (1999)

The Electric Horseman (1979)

Scream 2 (1997)

Good Morning Vietnam (1987)

I tag @cakebatteronabrickwall @gravy---jones @time-boyfriend (as always, i tag based on whoever i just saw in my activity/dash so if you want to say i tagged you!)

[eltonjohndenver]

fave first watches of November

(umbrella tagged by @shiveringsoldier because i made them watch one of these so its only fair)

these were both 5 star movies (for very different reasons)

i also watched for the first time (but not favs):

Da 5 Bloods (2020)

Wicked Little Letters (2024)

Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Worried about the boy (2010)

Peacock (2010)

Calibre (2018)

i tag @legowolas @ninetimesbluedemo @shedscaper @cakebatteronabrickwall and anyone who wants to fr just say i tagged you

[eltonjohndenver]

less like hanging dong and more like it was there. dissapointed

going to watch nosferatu. hear he hangs dong

[eltonjohndenver]

watched The Doors (1991) and my mom like 40 minutes in was like “this is a Platoon (1986) reunion” and i mean....shes not wrong? by that logic it’s also a Top Gun reunion so anyway movie night was interesting

[eltonjohndenver]

watched the matrix! wow it do really b trans tho

[eltonjohndenver]

just watched top gun and kdjfkljsaf internet brainrot all i could think was enemies to lovers the whole time --like every time maverick and iceman were angrily 2 inches away from each other they were about to violently make out navy-style

[eltonjohndenver]

this movie thinks its a 13 year olds diary

OH MY GOD ITS THE GUY I SAW ON THE EUROSTAR!!!!!HUGH DENNIS!!! holy shit he finally has a name

Live blogging Coffee Wars (2023) because it looks SO bad and freddie fox is in it aka perfect

[eltonjohndenver]

happiest season

sorry to anyone who felt represented by this movie

disgusting and irresponsible misrepresentation. its 2020 and you decided to showcase a horrendously toxic relationship. oh and the classic lack of diversity 

[eltonjohndenver]

I read 50 books in 2020

top 5

testament of youth

pillars of the earth

world without end

a brave new world

eleanor oliphaunt

rereads

pillars of the earth

dracula

dont reads

one thousand white women- women written by men, racist

the lie- qu*erbaiting

unliked

the scarlett letter- boring, stupid

outlander- bad fanfiction

turn of the screw- boring

emma- regency boring

44 scotland street- boring

[eltonjohndenver]

WOW LITTLE WOMEN my best picture nominee

holy fuck

every shot was a painting 

the acting *chefs kiss*

i cried 4 times, both from the events of the movie but also at just how good it was

it felt like i was in those rooms, the movie was long but it was something i couldnt take my eyes off

the directing and the back and forth between years

ugh

amazing

i went into it thinking ‘eh might as well its some bs movie version of the book’ but dear lord

c i n e m a t i c  m a s t e r p i e c e

[eltonjohndenver]

benjamin finally came out in the u.s. and i watched it:

I dotn know where to start. Its beautiful, real, funny, sad. A perfect cast and a perfect movie. You smile, you cry, you cringe, you feel. Just a fucking amazing film. 

Its just casual and sweet, and to call it a gay movie isnt what it is. It perfectly captures a mlm relationship in a casual and beautiful way. Theres not an alarming age gap, not fetishized, actually no comment on the fact that its mlm. When i see posts asking for more pure and genuine queer films, this is what i wanted. 

[eltonjohndenver]

i watched The Red Baron (2008) so good omg

also its refreshing to see german people played by,,, germans

also matthias schweighöfer looks just like gwendolyn christie kjfhgsdfjgdfjghsdfkjgh so he pretty

[eltonjohndenver]

bitch i watched Pride (2014) and it was so so so so so so good

also im love with george mckay hes so soft