#amloth reviews

[eltonjohndenver]

watched The Doors (1991) and my mom like 40 minutes in was like “this is a Platoon (1986) reunion” and i mean....shes not wrong? by that logic it’s also a Top Gun reunion so anyway movie night was interesting

[eltonjohndenver]

watched the matrix! wow it do really b trans tho

[eltonjohndenver]

just watched top gun and kdjfkljsaf internet brainrot all i could think was enemies to lovers the whole time --like every time maverick and iceman were angrily 2 inches away from each other they were about to violently make out navy-style

[eltonjohndenver]

happiest season

sorry to anyone who felt represented by this movie

disgusting and irresponsible misrepresentation. its 2020 and you decided to showcase a horrendously toxic relationship. oh and the classic lack of diversity 

[eltonjohndenver]

I read 50 books in 2020

top 5

testament of youth

pillars of the earth

world without end

a brave new world

eleanor oliphaunt

rereads

pillars of the earth

dracula

dont reads

one thousand white women- women written by men, racist

the lie- qu*erbaiting

unliked

the scarlett letter- boring, stupid

outlander- bad fanfiction

turn of the screw- boring

emma- regency boring

44 scotland street- boring

[eltonjohndenver]

WOW LITTLE WOMEN my best picture nominee

holy fuck

every shot was a painting 

the acting *chefs kiss*

i cried 4 times, both from the events of the movie but also at just how good it was

it felt like i was in those rooms, the movie was long but it was something i couldnt take my eyes off

the directing and the back and forth between years

ugh

amazing

i went into it thinking ‘eh might as well its some bs movie version of the book’ but dear lord

c i n e m a t i c  m a s t e r p i e c e

[eltonjohndenver]

benjamin finally came out in the u.s. and i watched it:

I dotn know where to start. Its beautiful, real, funny, sad. A perfect cast and a perfect movie. You smile, you cry, you cringe, you feel. Just a fucking amazing film. 

Its just casual and sweet, and to call it a gay movie isnt what it is. It perfectly captures a mlm relationship in a casual and beautiful way. Theres not an alarming age gap, not fetishized, actually no comment on the fact that its mlm. When i see posts asking for more pure and genuine queer films, this is what i wanted. 

[eltonjohndenver]

i watched The Red Baron (2008) so good omg

also its refreshing to see german people played by,,, germans

also matthias schweighöfer looks just like gwendolyn christie kjfhgsdfjgdfjghsdfkjgh so he pretty

[eltonjohndenver]

bitch i watched Pride (2014) and it was so so so so so so good

also im love with george mckay hes so soft

[eltonjohndenver]

The King (netflix) review

Amloth Rating: 10/13

First off, if nothing else, the production design in itself is phenomenal. Gorgeously shot, battle scenes are fan-fucking-tastic.

Timothee Chalamet: I was skeptical! But i have to say he was fucking fantastic in acting and portraying this character. Especially this version of Henry; yes, he doesnt appear as the “macho” king henry we’re used to, but this gives him this underdog strength that i think is a really amazing addition to his character. His strength isn’t from his kingship or his physical mass, but his spirit. LOVE THIS!

The Story: SO as you know Henry V is the only valid Shakespeare play in my eyes. AND i love the Kenneth Branagh version. HOWEVER this is my new favorite. This may be biased because i hate Shakespeare but not having this telling be word-for-word the play is amazing. By omitting that language it draws you much further into the actual movie. And it allows him to SHOW EMOTION! He cries 3 times in this movie. THREE! Not only does this make henry seem real and un-glorify the story, but it reinforces that being a king is only a title, one that tends to overpower all other aspects of the character.

So yes, this is different and there are some questionable plot changes. But overall the good changes override the bad ones.

Robert Pattenson: I mean it wasnt who i would have chosen but he was actually funny so pass!

Catherine: What the fuck. This is my main hold up. The worst casting. This is mean but Lily-Rose Depp is ,,,, not beautiful. And when your competition is Emma Thompson,,, i feel like they could have done better. Like i can name 10 actresses off the top of my head that have both the beauty and skill to play her. 

Bonus commentary: omg the beheading scene so good.

[eltonjohndenver]

bOIS the king is so good

[eltonjohndenver]

I would love want to hear your thoughts on the new B99 episode-🎩

OK IM WATCHING IT RN!! (im goign to post this after im done so you get the full thing)

- OK THIS WAS AMAZING

BROOKLYN 99 S6E1 REVIEW

jksdfgh noooo holt!!

coconuts!

jfdhghlsgf HOLT

“it eats us out” kgjhkjfdg stopp boyle

i love top dog terry

“i got dressed and got out of my car, then i was suddenly on a plane to mexico” djgfhs

whats up beaches

“dont worry, im not listening to you” im crying

“i heard loose pelvis”

“wait i got it!” “we’ll kill holt!” “noo!”

“this b needs a c in her a” “whAt?” “this babe needs a coconut in her arms” “i thought you meant this [bleep] needs a [bleed] in her [bleep]

 “i shoudl go if i want to get to the airport 6 hours ahead of my flight” kjhfghsfjkdh my dad

THEY TIED HOLT UP IM FUCKING CRYING

“she gave so many hoots”

“clearly the pineapple is the slut”

“i invented the dewey decimal system, but now im working on the do me decimal system” hsdhfjdhfgjkshdfjhahahahhaahha 

some highlights:

[eltonjohndenver]

Saw Tolkien!

i can’t give a very in depth review as i dont know much about his life

all i can say is i cried

also question: that scene when jeffrey is talking about love to tolkien,, was he talking about him? thats what i got from it but obviously i dont know

[eltonjohndenver]

What about Home Alone? (I love reading peoples opinions on Christmas movies)

Ok so i just watched it again for the firs time in a couple years so its still fresh:

kevin is so small omg

i was cackling when he basically told his mom to fuck off

“yOu’rE sUcH a diSeAsE” bahahahaha

im a freak planner so watching them run to catch the plane gives me so much anxiety

ok i know you have like 50 kids but HOW DO YOU FORGET A CHILD!!

i love that,,, kevin is not in the least bit concerned that he made his family disappear

wow imAGINE if they had modern cellphones, like, his mom would just facetime and but like “o shit sorry we’ll be back soon” and kevin would be like “o lit”

the action in this movie is amazing

i love the next-door neighbor so much 

is it just me or does harry look like the dad from a christmas story

i laugh so hard when marv tried to crawl up the icy basement steps dkhgda

“ma’am, im 6 years old, do i LOOk like iD be HEre AloNE?”

speaking of which,,,,, like ,,,,, couldnt he tell someone like,,, “im alone”??

i love the people that drove the mom to chicago

gOD when the neighbor reunites with his family at the end dskjfhadsjkhf tEARS

over all i give it a 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 (5/5)

this was fun send me more!!!

[eltonjohndenver]

Rankin/Bass Stopmotion Specials?-Christmas Anon

OK HERE WE GO

Santa Claus is comin’ to town

i lOVE

the berger meister meister burger is my favorite character ever

a yO YO????

when chris grows up and is wearing that fucking 70′s vest thing dkgsfkjhg

jessica’s pointy titties are my gay awakening

iTS A DIFFICULT RESPONSIBLITIY DENENENENEN THAT YOU ACCEPT FROM THE NUMBER 1 LAW MAKER ME”

winter is my fav boi

also the berger meister’s right hand man is gay, end of story.

ok the whole psychedelic song sequence is wild

rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄(10/5)

The little drummer boy

nightmare

what the fuck

why

rating: no comment

Rudolph

rudolph’s voice is bad

“sHE SAID IM CUUUUUTE”

hermie is a twink

yukon cornelius is a fearless god 

*licks pick-axe* mmmmm nOTHIN

“no boDY wAntS a cHARLie iN the boX”

rating: 🎄🎄(2/5)

[eltonjohndenver]

yeah i think rubbel die katz is a new fav fkgkfgjdkjlgdfkjlgfdsgdlfjkgfdjkls it was fucikng hilarious

auch,,,,,,,,weibliche matthias ist die liebe meines lebens,,,, gjksfdhgkdfhgjkshdfgkjsdhfgs