#amazing dads

[golfwithmyfinger]

Every dad can learn to do this.

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Math Girl AU Part 2: The Amazing Boxleitner Family, Miss Power, and the New Dr. Two Brains

So continuing with this au I am going to focus on Becky's family and who becomes the new Dr. Two Brains as well as include Miss Power in here.

So Amazo Guy is species swapped with Miss Power. He is from Miss Power's planet and he came to earth to conquer it. Instead of using manipulating tactics, he views them as a weak excuse, Amazo just acts like a brutal jerk and bully who loves to be mean to villains and citizens alike. He called himself Mr. Amazing in this one. One day when he was being a jerk to some villains and innocent citizens, someone threw a rock at the back of his head and told him to knock it off. Mr. Amazing turned around and paused when he saw this brown haired, human scientist trying to act imposing in front of the guy even though he was internally freaking out over his actions. (Steven had no idea why he thought it was a good idea to agitate a super powered alien being. He acted before thinking.) Mr. Amazing's first thoughts upon seeing Steven were, 'Holy Quazars he's cute!' Since then Mr. Amazing tried his tactics but only did it in front of Steven to try and impress him. Steven told him point blank that he did not like how he acted and that he was nothing but a bully that he didn't want to associate with. That struck Amazing a bit and a little later, after swallowing much of his pride, he asked Steven to help him interact better among humans. Steven was a bit hesitant at first then agreed. It took quite a while but Steven was able to change Mr. Amazing's character and personality for the better. Mr. Amazing became a vigilante/hero for a while then kind of quit the gig when he married Steven because he was secretly afraid his people would come after him and Steven if they found out about his change. Mr. Amazing also faked his death so people would not find him. He changed his name to Alex Boxleitner when he married Steven.

Personality and Role: Alex is somewhat different than his canon counterpart. He loves his family and is very protective of them. He would pick a fight with anyone that he feels is a threat to them. (Steven holds him back.) He is cynical and tolerates people, is only kind and caring to his family and their friends. Guy has no friends of his own and has a bit of trouble making some. He is more serious in this au but his successfully helpful to other when he can. He is still a bit snarky and sometimes acts rude (Steven corrects him a lot, though let's it slide if the persons are entitled jerks.) He takes Mr. Botsford's role a little bit, he takes side jobs in helping people take self defense classes and works part time at the local gym and community center working with kids who live in a rough environment. Alex is a no nonsense kind of guy but loves animals. (He also works part time at animal shelters.) He is not as close with Becky in this au because she acts more like a nerd like Steven and will often choose more peaceful solutions than using her fists. This doesn't mean he loves his adopted daughter any less. They do bond over helping animals and pretty princess (Alex tries to hide it from his husband but Steven already knows.)

Since Amazo Guy looks like Miss Power in this au, his reptile side is on the right side of his face. He has green reptile eyes instead and red scales. His hair is combed over that side in his civilian life. Alex also has a medium sized ponytail he grows out. Guy wears ripped jeans and tank tops that usually have animals or sarcastic sayings on them. He also wears ripped short sleeve shirts and midriff shirts. He wears a brown or dark green jacket most of the time to cover his battle scars. Neither Alex nor Steven have told Becky about his past or the fact that he is an alien. Alex is worried about Becky seeing him as a monster before he met Steven. Steven respects Alex's plan, but also encourages that they have to tell her sooner or later because she is a really smart kid. (They don't know Becky is an alien either. She does not want to freak her dads out or tell them about her heroics because of how protective they are about her safety.) Alex in this au has never been to Hexagon and does not know much about the planet only that they love math which most humans on earth do as well so he can't tell the difference.

Steven is the same as his canon self. He is a little more sarcastic and acts like a tired coffee dad from time to time because that's due to him dealing with a former intergalactic conqueror he is now married to and having a child that he has no clue she is an alien also along with her ferret. He does part time research in this au as compared to his canon self. His main job is head of Fair City's criminal analysis department. (Fair City police are a bit more competent in this au due to how he runs things.) Steven did not write his practical guide for superheroes but rather, unknowingly, helped inspire Becky to be a hero through their shared love of comic books. Steven also works as a part time tutor for high school and university students in the field of science. Same canon outfits. Is a little similar to canon Two Brains in personality, but not much and no evil tendencies.

Miss Power in this au is from Amazo's fanon world. She was upset with how her people enforced guidelines where they are supposed to be nothing but aiding to other planets and protectors for weaker planets. She craved conquest and power. She deserted her home planet and went on a conquest spree through a good number of planets until she ended up on Earth and met Math Girl. Her outfit and personality are the same as canon. She is a bit more unhinged than her counterpart due to her feeling oppressed by her planets rules and teachings for so long. Colonel Gigglecheeks is a hawk with talons and a beak that can slice and break through anything. For her hair style. Her hair is styled back and she has forehead bangs. Her name in this au is Triumphant Gal (Power Girl is a trademark of the DC universe and Power Gal sounds too close to it.) Like her canon self she pretends to be a hero, but is more convincing and does not focus that much on bullying. She has different manipulation tactics along with other strategies to bring down villains. Only Alex and Bob are distrusting of her immediately in the beginning.

Now how I incorporated Professor James Doohickey into Dr. Two Brains. Unlike Steven's book, Professor Doohickey thought heroes could better win battles, and avoid too much property damage, through the use of building and handling gadgets and inventions properly. His book, "Heroes and Technology: Using Brains before Brawn" was a guidebook that taught heroes about different types of gadgets and inventions they can construct or use to aid them when fighting villains and protecting citizens. James Doohickey was a close friend and colleague of Steven as well as Professor Tubing. They did some research projects together combining Steven's expertise with his own. Doohickey taught Math Girl how to build hero gadgets and use them effectively in battle against villains. Doohickey and Tubing were both uncle figures to Becky but Doohickey had a mentor figure as well with her as Math Girl. He did not know Becky is Math Girl. Their relationship was not as strong as was canon Steven and Wordgirl, but it was still pretty good and would cause some emotional distress for Becky after the accident. He helped Math Girl build some of her gadgets and designed her visor for her.

Now for the accident: Steven and Doohickey both worked on the mind reading experiment, but it was designed for all animals instead of just mice. Doohickey suggested that instead of a mouse, why don't they try with a monkey. Through connections with the local zoo, they were able to get an albino monkey called Squeaky who was a vicious fellow. He was called Squeaky because of a screeching sound he made that sounded like a mouse squeak's. Now for the day of the experiment, Steven unfortunately got the flu and his husband was not going to let him work while he was sick. So Doohickey planned to test the experiment himself. He would still give credit to Steven since he contributed a major part to the work. Now no "Holy Cow Don't Press This Button" button was attached but while Doohickey had his back turned to look at some data, Squeaky found some wires and started messing with them. James turned around and caught Squeaky messing with the wires and tried to stop him. He got bit by Squeaky and when trying to pull his hand out of Squeaky's mouth (he still has the bite scars even after the accident) Doohickey falls back on the switch that activates the machine. With the wires all messed up, the machine malfunctions and they fuse.

For those who read my alliance swap au for Dr. Ape Brains. Dr. Monkey Brains looks similar to his design. The difference here is that he has white hair/fur and red/pink eyes like canon Two Brains. Dr. Monkey Brains does not have a tail and hates when he is called an ape. Since Squeaky was obsessed with cheese in the canon series. Dr. Monkey Brains is obsessed with bananas. He is more manipulative and vicious than canon Dr. Two Brains due to him being fused with a monkey and not being canonically clumsy or oblivious like Steven is. Steven feels a little guilty that he was not there to help prevent the accident from happening but his family and friends assured him that it is not his fault and it was an accident. He and Becky are still a little sad about what happened to their old friend. After the episode "A Game of Cat and Mouse" but for this au, Steven takes over the mentor role for Math Girl and does not realize it is still Becky. Dr. Monkey Brains does not hate humans as much as Dr. Ape Brains, but he still doesn't like people that much, he at best tolerates them. He still has the canon henchmen working for him His canon outfit stays the same although he doesn't wear ties anymore after the accident due to them feeling constricting around his neck.

That's what I have right now for the next part. Still working on the villains and Becky's Friends for the au.

@drtwobrainsstuff @melodythebunny

[inbabylontheywept]

i did wrestling in middle school. on one hand, i was actually quite good at it, which was nice. being good at any sport was a new achievement for me. on the other hand, i was bi, and i was trying very hard not to notice that i was bi, and getting folded into knots by very kind, very muscular dorks made that task somewhat difficult.

adding fire to the problem was that my parents and my grandparents wanted to watch my matches, because they were very proud that their Gangly Nerd Son was actually Sporting, and they wanted to cheer me on. which would've been sweet and all, but if there are four people you do not want there during a key part of your Burgeoning Sexual Awakening, it is your mom and your dad and your grandma and your grandpa.

right? i mean, imagine some guy's got your head in his armpit, and you're going you know, old sweat smells bad, but fresh sweat has a sort of and then you make eye contact with your grandpa in the stands and you remember you're swearing spandex so if you pop a boner people aren't just going to be able to see the outline, they're going to be able to count the veins, and the only way you will be able to restore your family's honor after that would be by moving to siberia and renouncing joy, forever. that, or lift your entire body up by your kneck then twist 180 degrees without paralyzing yourself.

it’s a lot of pressure, is what i’m saying.

still it did motivate me to win my matches really fast. because i was so tall and skinny, i was stupidly good at the double leg takedown, and then once someone was knocked down, i'd just do the half nelson and kind of flip em over for the pin. then the ref would count to three and i’d win. EZPZ.

i had one match where that went great. won in the first ten seconds, sat back down, and prepared myself for a good hour or two of doing fuck all. didn't even feel bad the parents/grandparents were gonna be bored. the matches went up from me in 5 pound increments (i was in the 115 lbs division) and it was going great until we got to the 145 lbs division. the other school's wrestler stepped onto the mat, and she turned out to be a girl so our guy flipped, because for straight guys, wrestling a girl is not a pleasant experience.

i'm not entirely unsympathetic. my experience wrestling dudes was definitely a little traumatic. but also, i dealt. guy could've dealt too. instead, he refused to wrestle, and the coach went - fine. not even worth fighting over.

so he went to the 140 pounder, and that guy said, nosir, my mom said mormons can't wrestle girls. next guy down, 135 pounder, now he knew he could pull the same card and thus did. 130 pounder, 125, both tapped out. he got to the 120 guy, and that guy was catholic, but he said he was considering being mormon, and thus would have to pass. as a precaution.

coach blew up a little at that. he said "is there anyone - anyone - on this entire goddamn team that is willing to wrestle a girl?" and then he pointed at me and said "YOU. MAT. GO."

and i'll be real, if i'd been paying more attention, i'd have pulled the mormon card too, but i'd just been putting all that audio into a buffer file because i was reading, so i was halfway across the mat before i even processed what had been said and by then it was too late to turn back.

still i had a plan. and my plan - my beautiful, perfect plan - was to do what i'd always done. tackle, flip, pin, win. sit down. read. bore my family to death. move on.

i got the first part right. she was bigger than me, but she wasn't taller. just an incredibly stout woman. god built me like a snake with glasses, just as he built her like a combat cube. the problem was the half nelson. soon as she was down, i tried hooking my arm under hers from behind and for both genders, the defense for this move is just clamping your arms really fucking tight against your sides. if you're a guy, that's whatever, but if you're a girl - especially if you're god's chosen combat cube - that pins your opponents hand right against your boob.

so, i got the hook in, she clamped, my whole arm pressed against something soft, my coach was yelling THE HALF NELSON. BABYLON! JUST FINISH IT! FINISH THE HALF NELSON! and i was just trying to press hard enough to finish, when then my brain went

...oh.

and i flipped out. of course i flipped out. i like girls, and touching a boob is an elemental experience, and i was not ready. i was not prepared. i had not committed the sacred rites. i recoiled like i'd just brushed my arm against the surface of the sun, stood up, and backed away. nobody in the room knew why i'd given up. all they saw was me, right about to win, suddenly flailing around and scrambling. so everyone started screaming at me to just get the half nelson again, and i couldn't really yell back there's a fuckin' boob in the way and it was very distressing, and the only way i could think of to make them stop was just doing it over again the right way.

so i did.

i hunkered down and prepared myself for Wrasslin' Attempt #2: The Sequel.

i knocked her down again, EZPZ. i went for the half nelson again, but she knew what i was about to do so she super clamped, and i knew she was gonna super clamp, so i wound my arm back like a pop-eye cartoon punch before swinging my arm through the gap between her bicep and her side, but the amount of time i spent winding back super signalled what i was about to to do, which gave her time to clamp even harder, which somehow redirected the entire force of the popeye punch to the bottom of her bra.

it spat out a single boob the same way an action hero might spit out one single tooth after getting a solid crack across the jaw. as if to say:

*ptooie.* "that all you got?"

i did not actually see this. my experience was that first there was an arm, then there was a bit of boob, but i was braced, i was ready, forward at all costs, tatakae motherfuckers, and then the boob went away, and i didn't know where it went but my team, and the audience, and everyone who was in front of me, they all gasped like i just kicked them in the stomach. except for my coach. he was behind me, and thus one of the four people in the room who did not see the boob. now my mom, my dad, my grandma, and my grandpa, they all got flashed but nooooooo, coach thunderbutt was behind me, and he didn't see shit so he was still yelling NOOOOOO BABYLON WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST FINISH THE NELSON! GO FOR THE KILL! BABYLON! BABYLON!

but i did not go for the kill. i stood up and she stuffed her boob back real fast, and we just kind of circled each other awkwardly until time ran out and i won on points. that's not technically allowed, but the ref had some mercy on me.

my coach did not.

i barely had time to sit down before he strode over to the bench to chew me out.

"babylon," he said, in that very calm way people get when they're too pissed to yell. "why didn't you pin?"

and i didn't know how to say well coach, i tried, but there was a boob, and it kept getting in the way, and my mom was watching, and so was my dad, and so was his dad, and his mom, and god (like bible god) and that's a can of worms because i'm pretty sure he was already mad at me, and i'm wearing spandex, and i think i might have to move to siberia, so instead i said

"i uh. i forgot how to do the half nelson."

which is actually impossible. forgetting how to do the half nelson is like forgetting how to swallow your spit.

and he looked at me, like i was the dumbest person in the entire world, and i looked through him like i'd just survived my 250th day in a trench at verdun, and he said: fine.

fine.

but we're all going to practice it for an hour tomorrow because you forgot.

and then he left.

and my buddies had the gall to be salty about it. i got so many comments saying "dude, why didn't you just tell him the truth?" and i said "you can if you care so damn much. you could've wrestled the girl too. maybe someone else should do the hard thing today."

but they didn't. so the next day, we did an hour of half nelson drills, and i spent a decent amount of time getting thrown around the mat, and it was pleasant in exactly the way that i hated and the year after that, to the surprise of everyone but myself, i quit wrestling and joined the trivia team.

and if you want more reasons to love my mom, my grandpa joked after the match that i might have to talk to my bishop about it, and my mom told him he would be allowed to make jokes after he stood in front of a crowd of 110 people in spandex underpants while wrestling a woman that was not his wife.

he paused for almost five seconds after that. then he said: aw. hell. sorry babylon.

and i'd have preferred my apology from god, but getting it from him was pretty good too.

[obsesssedblerd]

“Oh, Nanaminnnn!” 

At the familiar, cheery voice, Kento looks up to see no one other than Satoru Gojo, leaning against the doorframe of his office with his usual grin. “Saw with my Six Eyes that you came to fill out those reports here instead of doing it from home. Been so long since you showed your face here and—” He cuts himself off with an excited gasp, then walks closer as his smile grows wider. “You brought my little mochi!”

In Kento’s left arm, his daughter—who had woken up from her nap about ten minutes ago—coos excitedly when Satoru enters her vision, reaching her hands towards him. “Well, hello there, sweetheart! I was wondering when I’d see you again!” He slides his hands under her plush arms, then picks her up, skillfully—and safely, Kento notes—holding her in his arms. Tiny hands brush against Satoru’s blindfold, and he lifts it so his niece can see his blue eyes. They immediately soften when the baby girl laughs when he gently tickles her tummy. 

It’s so cute that Kento can’t stop the corner of his mouth from lifting. 

“Wait—Did I hear that right?! Nanamin’s here?!” 

“Itadori, wait for us!” 

“Kugisaki, you dropped your bag—Oh, come on, guys, slow down!” 

Rapid footsteps approach, then the three first years appear at the door, gasping in unison. 

“Oh, my gosh!” Yuuji, the pink-haired teenager shouts as he points at the baby in Satoru’s arms. “Nanamin, when did you have a baby?!” 

Nobara’s question comes a split-second after Yuuji’s is finished. “Is that why [Y/L/N]-sensei quit a while ago?!” 

Megumi walks to stand beside Satoru to analyze the little bundle in his teacher’s arms. “She’s… adorable.” He mumbles, gently smiling when she wraps her hand around his finger. “Very adorable. She has [Y/L/N]-sensei’s laugh.”

“Isn’t she just so precious?” Satoru asks, proudly showing her off to the first years. “So sweet and friendly, just like her Uncle Gojo.” 

“Hopefully she won’t be as reckless as you,” Kento says as he holds his hands out, and Satoru returns his daughter to him. “[Y/N] and I already believe that she’ll be the exact opposite of me.” 

Yuuji sits beside Kento to get a closer look at her. “She’s so cute. How old is she, Nanamin?” 

“Four months as of yesterday.” 

Nobara crosses her arms and pouts. “How come only he knew?” She asks, gesturing to Satoru. 

“Well, when I had to go away on a long mission, she was only a month old,” Kento explains. “He kept an eye on her and [Y/N] for me; made sure that they were both safe. I’m very grateful. We had plans to tell you about our daughter soon.” 

“Where is she now?” Megumi asks. 

“At home. I wanted her to have the morning and most of the afternoon to herself. I’ll be heading back shortly.” 

Satoru and the students share similar looks with each other, and Kento knows what they want to ask. He pulls out his phone and dials your number. “Hi, baby,” you greet when the line connects, “how’s our girl?” 

“Hi, love. She’s amazing, as always,” he says as he looks down, playfully poking the little one’s nose. “I’m with Gojo and our students. They want to know if it’s alright to come and see you.” 

“We’ll cook dinner if you’re too tired!” Nobara chimes in hopefully.

“Actually, better yet, I can just order something for everyone,” Satoru suggests. 

“And we’ll clean up,” Yuuji and Megumi say at the same time. 

You laugh, then answer Kento, “That’s more than alright. Bring them here.” 

“Thought you’d say that. See you in a bit.” 

“Yes!” Yuuji cheers. “Alright, I’m gonna ride with Nanamin so I can sit next to the baby!” 

Nobara glares at him. “Not if I get to the car first!!” 

When they sprint out the door, Megumi groans before rushing after them. “Didn’t I just tell you guys to slow down? We’re going to the same place!” 

Satoru laughs, then waits for Kento to finish up so they can walk out together. 

—

there was an ask in my inbox requesting a cute drabble for dad! nanami ft. gojo (as a trusted friend of his) and the first years, but it disappeared. hope u like it, anon <3 

[crowkip]

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[floxiewolf122]

Kinger's Question [Kinger and Zooble Comic]

I was finally able to make another Kinger and Zooble comic so I hope you enjoy this one!

I know that it very likely that they'll not have this Father and Teenager dynamic in the 3rd episode but who cares, I'm having fun with this dynamic and I want to draw more of it!

[rascal-rose]

I love characters with anxiety. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

[cheatsykoopa98]

So in the dad au is kinger kinda like in denial about what happened to her wife?

"POMNI! QUEENIE PUT THIS BLANKET ON ME WHILE I SLEPT!!! SHE MIGHT BE MAD AT ME BUT AT LEAST SHE CARES ENOUGH TO COVER ME!!!"

yeah I think he'll be fine

[raziraphale]

Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me

[fanfictionroxs]

The world calls you 'breakbones', but the first word your son thinks of to describe his father, is 'gentle'.

Harwin Strong the man that you are. Best father in Westeros!

[pikavani]

Day 4 - Kinger, the oldest but goofiest dad-like team member! He spends most days goofing around and wandering off, but when it counts, he's incredibly helpful and reliable. His quirky interests in insects and random facts might seem odd, but they add to his charm. Kinger is a valued team member, always engaging with his colleagues and sharing endearing moments. He's especially close to Ragatha, constantly cracking dad jokes. His presence in the office is a reminder that beneath his seemingly absent-minded exterior lies a wealth of knowledge and a heart full of compassion.

The rest of the Office members:

Caine | Zooble | Gangle | Jax | Pomni | Ragatha

[calamaricollie]

Behold, my sappiest (and longest) Lari comic yet, I hope ya'll enjoy some tooth-rottingly sweet fluff UvU

More of me rambling under the cut:

Honestly I was so worried about posting this one, I wrote it when I was really needing some comfort so it turned out very sweet, less humorous than my other shitten stuff, but hey if you've watched and liked my animatic that's what you're here for anyways >:)

As much as I love feral Nari I just love writing him being all soft and chilled out tbh, this cat has been fully domesticated over years of TLC (Tender Lamb Care), I just hope others like it as much as I do too :p

[egophiliac]

Serious question.

Do you think we’ll see the parents/family of each of the guys???

Like, We’ve been TEASED with Ace’s brother, that I’m starting to think it’s just a reference to that Alice in Wonderland park character in Japan and nothing else….

Jack’s family, Ruggie’s grandma, Falena, Maleficia, Ms.Rosehearts, Just now Vil’s dad is in the picture which I am really happy but now I’m wondering about his mom, and so Deuce’s mom.

I mean, some HAVE a silhouette!! It could mean they do have a design in the making/ready to show. They could’ve shown us Falena in the Tamashina (hope I said that correctly) event, but didn’t (prolly to make Leona not so σ(▼□▼メ) and it’s understandable)

Anyhow, any idea/headcannon about this? Who do you want to see first?

I'm wondering if everyone might eventually get a travel event? like they've now introduced with Vil's that it doesn't have to be specifically hometowns, so that opens things up a lot! (especially if they have to figure out how to do three separate Coral Sea visits) (how would that even work otherwise)

but yeah, I hope everyone gets a chance! there's a lot of backstory characters I would LOVE to meet. :D :D :D though I do think some of them don't really suit the more light-hearted tone of the events (pretty sure you're right about that being why Falena wasn't in Tamashina-Mina, that would've just been. too much for Leona.) so like...we're probably not ever going to meet the Rosehearts. or Maleficia (although I maintain that this would be THE funniest possible way to introduce her outside of the main story, and actually I would love this a lot, can we please Twst) (I need to see her to put Malleus in a froofy little outfit and tell him what a handsome boy he is). but they've sprung surprises like Kifaji on us, and honestly anyone who shows up and tells embarrassing stories about characters' childhoods is good in my book!

characters off the top of my head who I most want to meet: literally any of the Zigvolts, Azul's mom, Ace's brother, Che'nya's grandfather (<- I think he would be a good one for Riddle) (please just any non-terrible adult in his life), any member of Rook's family because I need to see how they managed to produce him, and...really just whoever they can come up with for Silver.

[peachdaes]

I'll be the man my father never was

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I EP 5 "How about this. How much do you want? Give me a number."

[bbbbbbbbatman]

The worst day of Jason’s life is when he learned Bruce and Wonder Woman once slept together