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An exceptional photobomb here from a very good boy (or girl) 🐶

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This is aaall part of the plot to boost his profile and get Charles to make him a working royal

@princessanneftw I typed Princess Anne’s name into my phone search last night and it came up with Tim’s Wikipedia. Not Anne’s, just Tim’s lol

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Princess Anne laughs after viewing a bust of herself made from icing sugar and a likeness carved from water melon as she meets chefs of the Gurkha Allied Rapid Reaction Corps Support Battalion during a visit to Imjin Barracks in Innsworth, Gloucestershire on 30 September 2024

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Davina McCall has heaped praise on the Princess Royal after being made an MBE for services to broadcasting.

The 56-year-old said Anne had always been one of her favourite royals and shared her 'gung-ho' attitude to life.

The presenter added that she was 'terrified' before the investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace, but that it was an 'honour'.

She said: 'The Princess Royal has always been one of my favourite royals because I think as a woman or as a young girl growing up and seeing her, she always seemed to be quite gung-ho and she rather shared my ethos in life it felt like.

'She is a very positive, no-nonsense woman and I really like her for that so I was thrilled when it was her.

'I always found her rather inspiring growing up so to be presented with an award by her was a real treat.’

Anne asked how McCall got into broadcasting and the presenter replied that she had wanted to be a singer but 'wasn't good enough'.

The princess quipped that 'The Masked Singer is perfect for you!'

The presenter said: 'I thought 'Oh my God, Princess Anne's just said The Masked Singer'. She was lovely, very personable.'

McCall also passed on her best wishes to the King, who is recovering from an operation for an enlarged prostate, and the Princess of Wales who is back at home after being treated for abdominal surgery.

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“the Hamilton is a family name” “oh my god tim jim” lmaoooooo

sometimes I draw stupid comics

(This is exactly how it went down when they started seeing each other lbh)

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Princess Anne in Kenya in 1971

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mike_tindall12 Thanks for the messages, it’s been a great 12 years. Feel we are getting younger!!! 😂 #zarbieandTen

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Annetweet of the day ☕️

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Amazeanne, annecredible, annebelievable, etc.

A few short story ideas, bb:

Anne, the Olympian, at The Olympics in Montreal

Anne the speed demon lol! Apparently, she drove 93 mph in a 70-mph zone near her home in Gloucestershire, went to court and fined.

Anne's affair with her bodyguard, Mark Cross👀

bb, your version of the private letters between Anne and Sir Tim Laurence, that were obtained by The Sun but never published.

The Fandom rigged the Pulitzers?! Justice for busybody!

Inspired by true events. For the Annedom/fAnnedom xo

One fine morning in 1993, Princess Anne stood in the mirror combing her bouffant for another day of busy engagements. Today she was going to an engagement at a horsey school and decided to wear her full Olympic horsey outfit for the occasion.

Her husband, Timmy appeared behind her with hearts in his eyes. 'Wow, you look fresh out of a trough'

Anne scowled. 'What have I told you about making horsey compliments when you don't understand horses!'

'I'm sorry my beloved' Timmy said mournfully. He really was trying to understand her love of horses and continued to wear his chaps every evening because the sight of them set her nethers in a flutter.

'A trough is what animals drink out of, if I had come out of a trough I'd look like a rat coming out of a sewer!'

Timmy did a sad face but didn't argue with Anne. She was in a bad mood because Fergie had pranced too far and trampled over her cabbage patch.

'If you want to give me a horsey compliment there's many of them!' Anne proceeded for ten minutes listing horsey related compliments starting with 'Your heart is like a Trojan Horse' and ending with 'I could ride you!'

All of a sudden Anne snapped out of her equine reverie and hollered 'oh busybody I'm late! This is your fault for distracting me!!!'

Timmy was startled and tried to help but Anne was out of there and he mused out loud 'like a stallion out of a stable'.

'It's like a horse out of a gate!!!' Anne shouted as she sped away.

On the way to the horsey school, Anne put her foot down and grumbled about the uselessness of men. Just look at her three brothers. She couldn't be late, the family already had a reputation for being lazy, useless, tax money stealing busybodies.

Suddenly a siren started blaring behind her. 'What the shit butt are my escort doing?!' When they levelled up next to her, she suddenly realised this was no royal escort, it was the Pauper Police.

Anne dutifully stopped in a layby and the officer approached her.

'Excuse me, my name is Constable Buthol. Do you realise you were going 93 MPH?'

'Well yes of course I do Constable Butthole, I am Princess Anne and I have an important engagement at the horsey school, and now I'm even more late!!!'

'It's Buthol'

'That's what I said busybody Butthole! Now fine me quickly so I can get on my way'

'That's enough of your insolence, I'm an officer of the law and I am hereby confiscating this vehicle under section 6.9 of the highway code - dangerous driving and abuse of a member of the Pauper Police'

'ASS FLAKES!!!' As Butthole went to fill in the paperwork, Anne quickly used her car radio to call Timmy. 'Timmy I'm in trouble, I know I called you useless but I've been stopped by the Pauper Police for speeding and verbal abuse (snowflakes!) and I must get to the horsey school!'

'You didnt call me useless, my beloved'

'Well it was in my head then! Just hurry up will you, I'm on the road next to the lake. The traffic is too heavy. Bring me my horse!'

Timmy panicked. He couldn't ride a horse well, but what else would get Anne there in time? Suddenly he had a brainwave, his nethers jolted up at his cleverness.

Back on the road, Anne was standing alone after Butthole had taken her car. 'Fucking asshole busybody bitch bastard, and WHERE is Timmy with my horse?'

Just then there was a gigantic splash in the lake behind her. Timmy sat in a speedboat wearing his boaty uniform waving up at her and shouted, 'I can't do horses but I can do boats!'

Anne's nethers and whethers fluttered at her handsome sailor's efforts. She immediately jumped off the road and landed in his arms.

'I wondered if I had been too brusque this morning and you'd given up on me' Anne said as they sped along the lake, narrowly missing Fergie as she performed a solo synchronised swim.

'Never my beloved, wild horses couldn't drag me away from you or your nethers'

'Finally you got one right!' Anne said gleefully. Someone would be getting a roll in the hay tonight.

Fin.

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We were delighted to welcome Her Royal Highness, the Princess Royal to Portsmouth Historic Dockyard today

Principal Curator Victoria Ingles and Curator Alison Firth @NatMuseumRN gave a tour of the Victory Gallery including the Battle of Trafalgar Panorama by W.L.Wyllie

@PHDockyard | 9 May 2024

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Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence will visit Gibraltar on 17 and 18 November 2023

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A pity Tim attended a service with Prince Michael of Kent, I would have liked to see him, feeding the tortoise as well with Anne

Samesies. I love seeing them with animals. Still hoping they get to do some sort of doggo engagement together 🤞🏻

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First of all, Hello! This isn't really an ask but I'd just like to give you this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sMIQkxncRY

There are some inaccuracies and it's mainly focused on Princess Anne and Mark and not Princess Anne and Sir Tim (a shame since Sir Tim is AmazeAnne) but in terms of old/ new footage and basic information, this documentary does a decent job of presenting it.

P.S. I'm a huge fan of your blog. Thank you for making me and many others smile because of your content. More power to you and your blog!

Hello!

Thanks for sending the link on. I did have a quick look through it when it was posted, but you’re right, info we already knew but presented well enough.

And thank you very much! That’s very kind of you to say ☺️🩷

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Mike and Zara Tindall posing in each other’s hats before heading to Epsom on 4 June 2022

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Oh wow 😂👏🏻

Zara playing on Princess Anne's lap ❣️

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Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence - with a very excited Isla and Savannah Phillips - waiting for Platinum Party at the Palace to start.