#am i star wars priest now? cool whatever i wanted to be the pope when i was younger this is close enough

[stealingpotatoes]

confession one time i borrowed the a new hope novelisation from my school library and forgot to return it for so long they sent me three emails asking me to pay for it. i never did i just gave it back and ran out the door (away from the consequences).

cool did you send this to me so i could like absolve you of your sins like some kinda star wars priest?