#am i an alco+ho+lic if i put whiskey in my cider

[jadipose]

*Bang! In Porrim's transportalizer appears a huge stuffed crust pizza with peppers, onions, mushrooms, and extra cheese, plus a nice big bottle of Kentucky bourbon.*

Porrim is in the middle of lighting her bong, and nearly drops the glass on the ground at the loud crackle-bang of food appearing.

Ho+o+, give a girl so+me warning first! Mmm, but this lo+o+ks go+o+d....