#am I a copywriter and not a developer? yeah.

[consolecadet]

I'm generally having a good time with this new client but I am reaching a moment on this Tuesday afternoon where I really don't want to have to learn about, and then write about, New Jersey's no-fault insurance rules. Fortunately I must go back to putting out fires on the new website we just launched for another client

[novoplata]

Cable.

I was 24 and had just been hired as the new Web Copywriter for the Sabah Tourism Board when I first heard the term used.

"Siapa cable ko sini?" One of the tea ladies asked while I was in the pantry introducing myself at lunch.

I must've looked genuinely puzzled that they eventually explained: that most people who ended up hired were usually related to someone in higher positions or on the Board of Directors. So, whose relative was I?

I told them I went to college with the then-Web Developer, and he had forwarded the job vacancy advert to me. I applied just like everybody else, I told them.

I was then told that I was so lucky. Tiada cable pun boleh masuk STB. I later found out that the person they were going to hire was some Datuk's daughter who went to study film in San Francisco.

I told my then-boyfriend (who was a ginormous jerk) that I had felt so lucky to have landed the job over the other girl. He shrugged and said, "You're probably just prettier."

I soon learned what they meant by 'cable'. Almost everyone in the management position was related to a famous political figure. This Datuk's daughter, son, nephew, niece, in-laws, or grandchild. Most had attended private schools like Seri Insan or Maktab Nasional. I once attended a colleague's engagement party at Austral Park -- and later realised that many of them reside in Austral Park.

Man, I thought, am I the only poor person here?

I went on to spend the next decade of my career subtly trying to prove a point: I get hired simply because I am capable, not because of my connections, or lack thereof.

And then, there was the 'pretty' card. Although I wasn't well-connected (not a single Datuk or Tan Sri on my family tree), back then some had argued that I only got hired because I was prettier than the next candidate. I ended up having the biggest impostor syndrome ever, but on the brighter side, it pushed me to work harder.

I understand that life isn't fair. I still grapple with the injustice of the 'cable system' in my cable-riddled work ecosystem. However, don't give up just yet. I still believe that hard work beats cable when cable doesn't work hard (if that even makes sense!). I've been extremely lucky to have landed writing jobs and management positions without a relevant degree or connections. Hard work is all I know.

Today, as a 40-year-old unconnected lady who can only depend on her capabilities and work ethics, I'm glad I had invested in them since young. It's my third time landing in a heavily-rigged employment ecosystem and I've survived (and got confirmed today). Best of all, nobody's going to be able to say that I get anything due to connection or good looks anymore. And damn, does it feel satisfying!

Do I still want to leave? Hell yeah! And the best thing about never having had to rely of cables to get anywhere is knowing that I can thrive even without them.

[thegratitudelisting]

I am doing my best and I feel freaking good.

I feel very good today.

I've accomplished so many tasks, worked on many projects, developed my skills as a copywriter, learning feedback and also being intuitive with designing.

I am also learning how to have fun and utilize Pomodoro technique in my work.

I also use my time to work very smart and effecient.

Write in my notebooks, watch videos on copywriting, and copy things that resonate with me online.

I also learned a hack on how to craft emails by copying others' work and modifying it.

Steal Like An Artist is a game changer for me.

It taught me to learn from people by copying them.

Not only their contents but how their minds work.

I am open for feedback thru appropriate language.

I'm not even complaining and I'm trying to guess what people have in their minds.

But I also want to impress them.

But yeah, I think moving forward I need to be comfortable with asking people what they want so I can deliver.

I learn so much when I take action and this is basically why I'm so good at copywriting.

I love writing.

It allows me to jot down what I feel.

Dissect what's going in my brain.

And feel whatever emotion I am feeling.

Learning is enjoyable and I am in my learning phase.

[formulatrash]

hi Hazel, I know you're a journalist, but I hears you have done socials before? do you have any tips on how to get a foot in the door with motorsport socials or broader communications without prior connections? seems like there's so many young girls on twitter who are trying and that's a bit discouraging. there aren't that many roles, are there? :((

hello,

yeah, I worked in social media for a few years between journalism gigs (I sort of thought it might be what I wanted to do but honestly: no)

there are a lot of jobs in motorsport social media. we see primarily the ones for the big F1 teams or whatever but of course that’s not where a lot of people start and for instance, most sponsors will want social content related to the team they work with over a race weekend, even within the F1 environment. and of course, across media there are lots of sports social media jobs including F1 and then the championship itself. then when you think across wider motorsport like endurance and junior categories and Formula E and IndyCar.... there are a lot more roles than you’d think. oh and then the broadcasters... you get the idea, there’s a bunch of places.

idk how much NDA-bustoing trouble I’m likely to get in for saying this but I used to work for a supplier to an F1 team and then for the championship itself on social stuff. prior to that, I’d worked on social for Netflix and the BBC, so I wasn’t coming in as a rookie, which certainly helped. for the past two years I was also the racefanslive livetweeter, although I’m not anymore.

social media takes the form of lots of things, now. so you need to decide what aspect of the job you want to work in; are you a graphic designer, someone who can put together genius TikToks, someone who can present on social, copywriter, a producer, a strategist, etc? 

some roles will require you to be an all-rounder and it’s good to have basic skills across it all but when you’re looking to develop a portfolio, that’s something to think about. do you have a TikTok full of awesome bits of presentation? can you make a show reel? are your gifs and edits super beautiful? are you an illustrator, you get what I mean.

one of the reasons “getting into social” can seem hard is because “getting into social” is about as vague as “getting into F1″ - like what, you’re gonna be a driver or a mechanic or? likewise, you need to work out what you want to do and then show that you can do it.

a good way to gain experience is by, basically, doing some stuff. I realise that sounds incredibly stupid but basically: start making things you think you’d like to make for a job. you don’t need to do a ton, just put a few bits together, put it on a professional instagram as reels and posts and saved stories and so you’ve got somewhere to point to if you get an opportunity, to say what you can do.

Twitter is less useful, professionally speaking but it’s also worth, for instance, making an account and doing some basic, clear livetweeting of a specific event. let’s say the Rome Eprix because I don’t livetweet F1 but I can talk about livetweeting FE. 

one of the worst things people do with livetweeting is either decontextualised information (”Ricciardo has come into the pits” ok but when and why) or unclear information that doesn’t fit the character limit. I don’t think I’m very good at a lot of social stuff anymore but I am really good at livetweeting (I used to do so much of it, professionally speaking) and so I am gonna use myself as an example here. here’s my thread from the first time the format was run - it’s pretty simple because I didn’t have any imagery but it gets across the information you need about what cars are through and who’s beaten who. that’s a skill worth practicing and also something it’s worth showing you can do, when you’re applying for roles.

beyond that it’s a case of making sure you keep your eyes open for opportunities. whether that’s getting involved with formulastudent and becoming a producer for the teams or just going out and making content, having a portfolio is incredibly important. then keep watch on things like Motorsport Jobs (you can set up a job alert) and follow and pay attention to people at agencies that work in motorsport, so that you’re aware of opportunities coming up. that’s places like Influence Associates, Re:Volution, Crunch, Veloce, Edelman, 115dgrs, etc.

also I know everyone thinks Tumblr content is for some reason verboten but if you make good memes on here that aren’t too obscene, for the love of god put them in your portfolio. if you make beautiful, hi-res gifs and clips then for the love of god put them in your portfolio. your edits? portfolio. some of the highest-quality and most standout work in motorsport is on here with people hiding it - ok, don’t send in your explicit fanart or whatever but there are so many beautiful edits on here which would look so immediately eye-catching to a team or broadcaster.

if you message me off anon I can reply privately with a friend who runs an motorsport social media agency and often has entry-level work going/would be willing to offer experience. she always pays, although it may only be sporadic work at first. 

[jynzandtonic]

hi jyn! do you have any advice for someone who wants to get into fic writing? i've been a reader of squalor for a long time and i want to write my own stuff but i'm not sure where to start. any advice would be much appreciated! love your blog!!

Anonymous said: hi hi! I have been living the reader insert side of tumblr lately and really want to start up a blog that does the same type of thing, do you have any tips or tricks on getting your writing seen or venturing into this new territory? I’m just afraid I won’t be welcomed into the community y’all have built >< :(

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Hello, sweet friends! 

I apologize for the delayed response on these two asks. I’ve kept you both in mind and jotted down some notes over the past couple of weeks. <3

While I’ve worked in copywriting, content writing, and technical writing, my foray into fiction is extremely recent—until this February, I’d not written a scrap of it since I was in elementary school. I may not be the best person to ask for advice on developing expansive narratives or elaborate plots, but when it comes to getting started on shorter-form fanfiction, I would suggest focusing on the following:

Define your characters

Before you open up your ask box to the world, decide which characters you’ll write for and why. Write it down. What compels you to write for each of them? It’s a great opportunity to briefly explore your relationship with the character, and can serve as a sort of ‘guiding light’ to return to when you’re feeling stumped or uninspired. If you feel ‘meh’ about your reason for writing a certain character, consider if you really, really want to include them... or if you feel obligated to. First and foremost, you’re writing for yourself—because you enjoy it! 

Flesh out headcanons for each of your characters. For example: What are their specific turn-ons? What do they call you? You could snag a smutty ask meme or the NSFW and fill it out for each character in your writing notes—you’ll start to see a more fully-developed, well-rounded image of them by the time you’re through. Consider how your narrative voice might change with each character, too. 

Writing tips ‘n’ shit

Show; don’t tell. How can you communicate what’s happening in a scene without giving a court secretary’s transcript of the events?

Let your reader imagine things. Creating a rich, immersive environment is great, but don’t worry about describing the color of the upholstery of every single chair in a room unless it’s critical to the scene. Our brains are pros at filling in the gaps with our own detail. They have fun with that shit. 

Make sure your smut is, like, literally… physically... possible. Yeah. 

Evocative and interesting language is fun to read; flowery, flourishy language… not so much. Trim down your dialogue tags and adverbs where you can. They get cumbersome. Write the way you talk. It’ll sound more natural; I promise.

It’s good to keep your syntax at least somewhat corralled, but do feel free to play around with your semantics a little… as a treat. Fiction is supposed to be fun. Well, I think it is, at least.

Really think about what you’re saying implicitly

Reader-insert is a great exercise; you have the opportunity to flex your creative writing muscle without overtly describing reader-chan’s physical attributes… but sometimes *gasp* it sneaks in!

One way I see this pop up SO frequently in smut pertains to assumed whiteness/thinness. Consider the following (intentionally exaggerated) statements:

“Oh no you got the worst sunburn!”

“Your butt turned bright red after the spanking!!”

“Your cheeks were pink with embarrassment!!”

“He ran his fingers through your long, silky-smooth hair!!!”

“He threw you over his shoulder like you weighed nothing at all!!!”

Without ~literally~ saying any of it, you already know reader-chan is 1) white or light-skinned, 2) someone who does not have a coarse/kinky/natural hair texture, and 3) relatively thin and/or small. 

If you’re a white and/or thin author, there is nothing wrong with writing a character who can sunburn or be swept off their feet—but acknowledge that using these signifiers for reader-chan is effectively communicating who you believe your ‘default audience’ ought to be… and alienating everyone else. 

I also fully realize that almost all M/F fics assume reader-chan is abled, generally heterosexual, cisgender, and at least somewhat femme-presenting—which I don’t mean to neglect in conversation, and am always open to chatting about if you’d like to. 

Bloggie tings

Be extremely diligent in tagging your work with CWs and/or TWs. The only way people can avoid triggering content is by filtering out Tumblr tags and checking those lists before starting a fic. It’s a courtesy, but an imperative one!

Use Tumblr tags so folx can find your stuff! I believe the most common are: character x reader, character x you, character/reader, character/you, and character + fanfic/fluff/smut/etc.

Remember that the value lies in your creative efforts, not in the external validation you get.

Writing something because you’re passionate and excited and you have an idea bouncing around in your head that just neeeeeds to get out? That shit matters. It matters regardless of whether or not you publish it, whether five or fifteen or five-thousand interact with it. Your work still has value.

Join Discord servers and make some writer/reader pals! I met many of my bloggie friends through Discord, and I’m SO grateful for it. I just made a server if you’d like to say hi!

I hope some of this is helpful and relevant to what you’d like to do. All my love and best wishes! xoxoxo 

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[queenofcats17]

The Ink Demonth 1

@halfusek​ created this thing called The Ink Demonth. And since it reminded me of BATIM Inktober, which I really enjoyed, I thought I’d do it.

Day 1 is Music

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Jack had basically stumbled into songwriting. He felt pretty bad about that, especially since Sammy lived and breathed music. He’d been that way ever since he and Jack had been kids. Sammy’s mother loved to tell stories about how Sammy as a toddler had stumbled up to the piano and started banging away at the keys. They’d always known he was going to go into some career involving music. Jack had been a little different. He liked writing, poetry especially, but he didn’t exactly have the same passion for it that Sammy did for music. 

Jack loved Sammy. The other boy was his best friend, practically his brother. But he couldn’t help but be jealous of him sometimes. Sammy had a forceful personality, big dreams, and a drive that was second to none. Compared to him, Jack was rather...bland. Then again, though, Sammy had always been considered peculiar by many others. But people remembered Sammy. 

It was easy to forget Jack, even when he was right in front of you. He was quiet, keeping to himself most of the time. He didn’t start fights unless someone was threatening Sammy. He was always scribbling something in his notebook. He wasn’t entirely sure how he could transfer his scribblings into a career, though.

“I just don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life.” He groaned. He and Sammy were in Sammy’s treehouse, avoiding Sammy’s little sister. Sammy was tuning his banjo, which he wasn’t supposed to have in the treehouse, while Jack laid on the floor. His notebook was on his chest and his pencil was clamped between his teeth. He liked to chew on it when he was thinking. 

“We’re 12, we have time,” Sammy replied, not even looking up from his instrument.

“I know, but you already know you’re gonna do something with music.” Jack waved his hand in a wide stroke. “But what am I gonna do?”

“We’ve got time,” Sammy repeated, rolling his eyes. “Dad says no one stays the same forever. I might not be a musician.” Jack sat up, giving him an incredulous look. He gestured to the banjo, then to the numerous other instruments strewn across the treehouse. 

“Okay, fine.” Sammy avoided his gaze, his cheeks turning red. “But still. No one stays the same forever. You’ll find something you wanna do.”

“But what if I end up doing something I hate?” Jack flopped back down. “I don’t wanna end up working at a bank and being miserable like Mr. Perkins.” Sammy put down his banjo, dragging Jack up and putting his hands on his shoulders. 

“Jack.” His expression was grave. “I am never letting you end up like Mr. Perkins.”

“Really?” Jack asked quietly.

“Really.” Sammy nodded, his face screwed up with determination. “You’re my friend and I’m not gonna let you be alone and miserable.” Jack couldn’t help but smile. He always felt better knowing that Sammy had his back. 

They drifted apart after they graduated from high school. Sammy, predictably, went off into a career in music. Jack ended up as a copywriter. It wasn’t a bad job, but Jack wasn’t exactly happy with it. He certainly wasn’t miserable, but he didn’t have the best life either. He was just sort of...coasting by. Then Sammy had called to say that he had a job for him. Despite not knowing what the job was, Jack immediately accepted. He quit his job and moved to New York to follow Sammy. Sammy was waiting at the airport to pick him up.

“I didn’t think you’d just drop everything to come here.” Sammy laughed as he took a few of Jack’s bags. 

“Yeah, well, I wasn’t exactly happy.” Jack shrugged. Sammy’s expression softened. 

“It’s good to see you, Jack.” He put a hand on his friend’s back. 

“It’s good to see you too.” Jack smiled back.

Together, they took Jack’s luggage to Sammy’s car and headed to Sammy’s apartment. They’d agreed that Jack would stay with him until he found an apartment of his own. On the way, Sammy filled him in on what he was doing now. Jack was honestly rather impressed. He’d seen the Bendy cartoons once or twice. It was amazing to think Sammy had contributed to that.

“So, what is this job, anyway?” Jack asked as they carried his bags up to the apartment. “I never really asked.”

“You’ll be working with me,” Sammy said. “Writing lyrics for my songs.”

“Lyrics?” Jack frowned. “I thought your songs didn’t need lyrics.”

“Joey’s developing a new character. She’s going to sing.” There was a quality of awe in Sammy’s voice. 

“Oh really?” A mischevious smile spread across Jack’s face. “Are you excited about the character? Or the person playing her?” Sammy went bright red and almost dropped the suitcases he’d be carrying. 

“T-The character!” He sputtered. “Just come on!” Jack’s smile widened, but he said nothing else. 

Working at Joey Drew Studios turned out to be like no job Jack had ever had before. Writing the lyrics was simple enough, but the people there...They were all rather strange. Especially Joey himself. Everyone seemed to have some sort of quirk that made them different from others Jack had interacted with. But he liked most of them. They all seemed like lovely people. Except maybe Joey. But he liked working with Sammy. He liked working with Susie. 

He finally felt like he understood what Sammy felt like. Sammy had said once that music flowed through his veins. That he heard music even when he was sleeping. Working in Joey Drew Studios with Sammy, Jack finally felt like he understood that. He finally felt connected to music. 

[fakestatus]

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[ackbang]

top shelf tea time for @zedsdead1001. prompt: terrible office party.

the worst office parties weren’t the holiday ones. it was the monthly meetings that were dubbed by management as the “monthly mingles”. they were two hours long on every first friday of the month where shitty sandwiches would be catered from the same shitty sandwich shop from the same shitty strip mall and delivered to be eaten by the same shitty group of people every time. then, they’d all listen to a shitty seminar that was just rehashed from the past three shitty meetings while changing the message just enough to keep some of the slower shitty employees engaged. they were awful. fucking ludicrous. and levi had wasted thirty-two hours of his life to these shitty, terrible, awful fucking “parties”.

he remained at his desk until the rest of the cubicles emptied, fingers still dancing across the keys until the account manager with the bad knee limped past. that was his cue to save his files and join the masses, feigned interest and all.

his feet didn’t quite lift as he shuffled down the low-pile carpet toward the large conference room. the shades had been drawn, and all the nice plush chairs at the table had been taken by the girls in copywriting, bright smiles with teeth like sharks, crowded around the upper management like barnacles to a rock. the rest of the departments took on straggling plastic chairs around the perimeter or sat on the floor with paper plates in their hand and plastic cups between their feet.

levi went to the small table set up outside of the conference room and piled a plate full of iceberg lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and house dressing. he grabbed a fork and napkin and made to turn for the conference room door, his head down and focused on his meal--his typical monthly mingle feast.

“oh! watch out!” a voice said, and levi looked up just in time to strafe out of the way of the towering man in front of him. “i’m sorry!” he clambered, his plate full of chips that flew up and landed back down onto it as if he were sauteing them in a pan. “i didn’t see you there, you’re just so...”

“you new here?” levi cut him off, his neck cracking to the side. he didn’t look up into the man’s face.

“yeah. been here a week.” the man shook his wrist and the chips shuffled across his plate with a gentle scrape. “i’m an account manager.”

“they call them ‘client asskissers’ here.”

“do they--”

“no.” levi speared a fork full of lettuce and shoved it in his mouth as he walked past the man and into the conference room. he took up his spot in the corner, the one that people seemed to always respect every month as being his corner, and stood and ate his food as the room chattered away.

“so how long have you been here?”

levi was half way through his salad, nearly losing his grip on his plate as he jumped at the interruption. he wasn’t the type to talk to his coworkers, and they weren’t the type to talk to him. he prepared his best resting-bitch-face he could and peered up at his new source of office annoyance. “oh...” he sputtered, taking to looking back down at his plate. his thumb ran along the fold of the paper plate as he tried to remind himself that he doesn’t like his coworkers--no matter how attractive they may be. “uh... a little over a year.” he picked up his fork again and shoved some in his mouth, the crunching ringing through his head and drowning out the next question directed his way. he swallowed and turned his head slightly, still refusing to look up. “what was that?”

“turn over high here?” the man said, soft enough that it was drowned out by the chatter in the room.

“very.” levi said quietly.

his new friend nodded and rested his shoulders against the wall. he popped a potato chip into his mouth and chewed slowly with his mouth shut. it was as if he was trying to keep as quiet as possible. “i figured. i just need something right now until i can get myself back into a smaller firm.” he cleaned his fingers on the napkin on his plate and reached over to levi. “erwin. and you are?”

levi shrugged, ignoring the hand for long enough that erwin put his back down. “levi. i’m in development.”

“oh yeah? that’s interesting. that involves a lot of math, right?”

“yeah.”

“i did well enough in math. not my favorite thing, however.”

levi shifted, rolled his eyes with a soft huff. “yeah.”

“i apologize; am i bothering you?”

the edges of levi’s lips twitched. “yeah.”

erwin hummed. “that wasn’t my intention.”

“you always this polite?”

this was reciprocated with a laugh so genuine and loud that it made levi blush a little. “oh? oh, yes. i suppose. my father always told me that words were what built lasting impressions.”

“you should be a copywriter then,” levi shifted and found it a little easier to trail his eyes up erwin. he was wearing a white dress shirt under a tan vest. his tie was red with embroidered polka dots. far overdressed for the business casual company. “probably better than kissing ass all day.”

“people interest me.” erwin said with almost a bit of awe in his tone. “i like to figure them out, as well as their needs. i want to help people.”

“you’re looking in the wrong place.” levi finally matched eyes with erwin and he held the breath in his chest when he noticed how blue they were--how hollow but intense--how stupidly fucking beautiful. god dammit.

“these people’s businesses are important to them--it’s their lively hood, levi. every business is a new puzzle to be solved.”

“christ, you’re over the top aren’t you?”

another laugh.

“a little perhaps, yes.”

levi looked down at his plate. two small piece of lettuce remained. a cherry tomato. his stomach roiled but not in the shitty way, but he still felt a need to go to the bathroom. “i gotta take a shit.”

“the meeting is going to start soon.” erwin said, not even missing a beat.

“that’s the point.”

fuck, even his smile was sexy. levi’s jaw set as he told himself that there’s no way a guy like this could be into other guys. he was probably as straight as a ruler and as long as a yard stick.

that thought didn’t help the discomfort in his stomach.

“can i come with you?” erwin said softly.

“uh, what?” levi looked up at him with a raised eyebrow. “no? you fuckin’ weirdo?”

“i know what these meetings are all about. i’d rather play hooky too.” he smiled down at levi, and levi thought for a moment he’d gone crazy and imagined that erwin was... blushing?

levi chewed on nothing before shrugging. “sure, whatever.” he kicked off the wall and left through the conference room door, tall blond account manager on his heels. he dropped his plate into the garbage can next to the catering table and made his way out toward the bathrooms, again, his tall shadow still intact.

“oh, you weren’t kidding.” erwin said when they made it to the bathroom.

“i was a little.” levi leaned on the sink counter and folded his arms. “there’s no cameras in here, and they all think i have IBS.”

“do you?”

“that’s confidential.” levi couldn’t help but grin and chuckle a little at his own joke. “you gotta make up your own shit or i’ll kill you.”

erwin put a hand to his lips to hide his smile. he nodded. “maybe i have to piss a lot from all the coffee i drink.”

“gross.” levi muttered.

“what?”

“you drink coffee?”

they both laugh. erwin took a step closer, and it forced levi to stand up straighter against the sink. his heart thumped once before he swallowed it back down. erwin looked down on him, his shoulders relaxing and is hands finding their way into his slack’s pockets. “you don’t like coffee?”

“i like tea.”

erwin pursed his lips and nodded. his smile touched his eyes, and somehow it made the blue of them even more thrilling and beautiful. levi shifted again, trying not to think about yardsticks and well tailored pants. “you should show me what kind you like after work today.”

levi wheezed and dragged his eyes down to erwin’s chest as he breathed in sharply. was this fucking happening? on this shitty day of shit inside of the shitter--was this tall fucking shit actually asking him out on a shitty date? holy. shit.

“unless of course, you’re busy,” erwin added, shifting to the side and looking out toward the exit of the bathroom. “or taken.” he added after.

holy shit.

“n-n-no. i’m not...” levi croaked. “either. i’m not either of those... uh... things.”

erwin looked back at him and smiled brighter--his teeth showing. “lovely. i’ll see you at five, then. allow me to leave you be while you,” he looked levi up and down before chuckling once more, “relieve yourself.” his dress shoes clacked against the bathroom floor as he left, hands still tucked inside of his pants, his ass hugging the fabric like it was part of his fucking skin.

levi blinked and slumped against the sink. if he didn’t just shit out his heart there on the bathroom floor, he didn’t know what the fuck just happened.

[qed221b]

This is the result of both @funkzpiel​ and I discussing an AU where Percival and Theseus decide to retire from Auror-ing and take up teaching positions at Hogwarts - and me wanting to get some practice in with InDesign and copywriting. 

I’m actually really happy with the results!

Full Interview if it’s not visible in the pics:

What made you both decide on the career change?

P: Theseus.

T. I’m very persuasive. But seriously, it was time for a change. You reach a point in your life where you’ve got to look at yourself and think - ‘am I happy to keep on this path, or is it time to move on to something else. And the both of us ended up coming to the conclusion that it really was time to move on. I think I speak for the Percival and I when I say that we’ve got every faith in the aurors that took over our positions. The safety of Britain and America are still in very safe hands.

P: Absolutely.

How are you settling into life at Hogwarts?

P: It’s just a different kind of chaos really. But I’m enjoying it.

T: It’s really good to get back to the school. I love London, but it’s nice to get fresh air into your lungs.

Is teaching coming naturally to you, or are you finding it a struggle?

P: It’s actually not all that different. When you become a senior auror, mentoring less experienced members of the team is part of the job. Actually it’s the part I enjoyed most - so taking the responsibility fulltime has been really enjoyable. Also, being director, you end up gaining a lot of experience in managing large groups of people. So it’s not been too steep a learning curve.

T: What he said.

P: The kids are a bit more sensible at times, actually.

T: [laughing] Again, what he said.

Theseus, the kids have to be excited to have a verified war hero as their DADA teacher.

T: They seem to be. It’s not all that relevant to what I’m teaching them - with them being schoolkids an all. But it seems to have given me a degree of credibility and when working with teenagers, who’s going to complain about that?

Actually you’re both beyond qualified for the position of DADA teacher. Was there a competition for the spot between you?

T: Not really. I mean, I’m the obvious choice at the end of the day, aren’t I?

P: And so modest about it too. Initially we were both interested in the position, but Transfiguration always been the branch of magic that’s captured my interest. When I was offered that position I took it.

T: When you put it like that it sounds like you let me have the DADA spot.

P: I’ll let people draw their own conclusions.

If you had the choice, is there another subject you’d be interested in teaching?

T: Divination!

P: Divination?

T: I’d be a fantastic Divination teacher. The kids wouldn’t learn anything, but we’d have a tonne of fun.

P: Mercy Lewis. I’m quite happy with Transfiguration. DADA I suppose, if this one’s going to go off juggling crystal balls.

You weren’t interested in teaching at your old school, Percival?

P: It wasn’t really a conscious choice. The situation just developed organically. Like I said, Theseus was the one to convince me to think about the career change. I was in London at the time. While I was considering it he mentioned that there were a couple of positions available at Hogwarts, we enquired, got the job - here we are. It wasn’t a matter of me picking one school over the other.

So you don’t feel like you’re being disloyal to Illvermorny?

P: Only about as disloyal as Illvermorny’s current principal, who’s quite proudly Scottish. Or my old Charms teacher, and Herbology teacher, and head of house actually. All of which came from other schools and countries. I don’t consider it an act of disloyalty or a slight on Illvermorny my working at another school and I doubt most people do.

As you didn’t attend as a child, did you have to get sorted?

T: He did!

P: Some of us were more enthusiastic about it than others. I’m sure your next question will be what house - Hufflepuff.

That had to come as a shock

P: Not particularly. The house champions values that I’ve held in high-esteem throughout my life. Hard-work, loyalty, fairplay. I don’t understand why the house gets such a bad rep to be honest. So no, I wasn’t shocked. I was actually quite happy with the placement.

You were a Wampus initially though, yes?

P: Yes, but I was also 11 when I was sorted. A lot has happened over the years, and these days I respect hard work a lot more than just rushing into situations.

T: He’s grown out of that.

P: You have not.

T: Guilty

Do you think your time at the hands of Gellert Grindelwald played a part in this change of character?

P: Very likely, yes. It’s not something that you just bounce back from unscathed. And still immensely unpleasant to think about, so if you don’t mind I’d like not to talk about that.

Last question - what are your plans for the future?

T: Well, Pup here is going to be Head of House in no time - the way he’s going. Chap’s been championing the house harder than anyone, really boosting the kids up. It’s nice to see, to be honest.

P: I’m definitely not looking to go anywhere any time soon. We’re both enjoying the roles, the kids are beyond talented and fun to work with, no need to look further afield right now.

T: What he said.

You both talk like either way you go - it’s going to be a package deal. You both stay or you both go.

T: That’s pretty much it, yeah. We make a good team, always have. And now our responsibilities aren’t on separate sides of an ocean I personally don’t have any interest in breaking up the team again.

P: My thoughts exactly.

[celebritylive]

South Dakota is taking a stand against the use of methamphetamine — but their efforts have not gone over very well.

On Monday, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem announced the launch of her anti-meth campaign titled “Meth: We’re On It,” which is designed to tackle the state’s growing meth crisis and prevent it from affecting future generations.

The campaign, which reportedly cost close to $500,000 to develop and launch, has already been promoted across the state through television advertisements, billboards, posters and a website, Argus Leader reports.

Governor Noem was also featured in a public service announcement video, where she called on South Dakota residents to get involved by helping those who struggle with meth addiction and preventing it from affecting their community further.

“South Dakota’s meth crisis is growing at an alarming rate. It impacts every community in our state, and it threatens the success of the next generation,” Noem says. “This is our problem and together, we need to get on it.”

“If you see something happening or you know of someone who needs help, call 1-800-920-4343 or go to onmeth.com,” she continues. “Let’s get meth out of South Dakota.”

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However, Noem’s efforts did not appear to be well received by many Twitter users, who mocked the campaign’s title.

“My home state just announced a new drug awareness campaign,” wrote one user. “Yes this is real and yes the state spent nearly half a million dollars on it.”

“it’s a proud day to be south dakotan, apparently,” added the user. “or an embarrassing one, depending on your perspective.”

it's a proud day to be south dakotan, apparently

or an embarrassing one, depending on your perspective

— Dianna E. Anderson

(@diannaeanderson) November 18, 2019

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“For half the cost of this campaign I will develop an even better slogan: ‘Drugs. Hell yeah,'” joked another person.

“I didn’t think this was a real ad from the South Dakota Department of Social Services. But it is,” tweeted someone else.

“Meth is trending. Perhaps not a great sign South Dakota,” wrote one user.

“I love that they trademarked it. Don’t worry, South Dakota, no one’s going to take your slogan,” quipped another person.

Many ideas were turned down. Or the copywriters were on meth. #SouthDakota pic.twitter.com/XcntNTf8Uu

— Billy Procida (@TheBillyProcida) November 19, 2019

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Thanks SD government #SouthDakota #facepalm pic.twitter.com/C4x2PIL5Zx

— DarkCylone (@Kaw2015Kyle) November 19, 2019

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if “I’m on meth” is all takes to make money in the advertising business, I’ve got to consider a career change. Hey South Dakota how do you feel about “Meth. It’s Running Through Our Veins”?

— bawb. (@_bawbfromonline) November 19, 2019

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Here me out: the ‘meth: I’m on it’ campaign chose such a bad line on purpose. Creating conversations about the meth problem in South Dakota by becoming the butt of jokes.

— Justin Miller (@Miller11_) November 19, 2019

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This just in: South Dakota sucks at making slogans

— Payton Kooi (@thekooifish) November 19, 2019

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Others, meanwhile, supported the state for doing exactly what they set out to do: start a conversation.

“I hope you’ve all figured out that South Dakota‘s ad agency knows exactly what it’s doing and you’re giving them the attention they wanted? (If their slogan had been of the “Don’t do meth; it’s bad for you” ilk literally no one would be aware of SD’s anti-meth campaign today.)” wrote one user.

“South Dakota is running a brilliant campaign imo. Playing it safe would’ve been forgettable, but their ads have us talking. For the most part people only talk about things they either love or hate. No one talks about the restaurant that was “okay”. There’s power in polarity,” noted someone else.

“Laugh all you want but it got everyone talking about South Dakota‘s drug problem,” pointed out another user.

Hey Twitter, the whole point of this ad campaign is to raise awareness. So I think that’s working… #thanks #MethWeAreOnIt

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— Governor Kristi Noem (@govkristinoem) November 18, 2019

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Despite the criticism received over the internet, Governor Noem and her office stood by the controversial campaign.

In a statement to PEOPLE, Noem’s press secretary Kristin Wileman said that the campaign’s goal was to “raise awareness” and “get people talking” — both of which were “working.”

“South Dakota’s anti-meth campaign launch is sparking conversations around the state and the country,” she said. “The mission of the campaign is to raise awareness – to get people talking about how they can be part of the solution and not just the problem. It is working.”

“Through this campaign, we hope to emphasize that this is an issue that affects all of us. It’s critical that fighting meth and extending hope to users becomes part of any daily conversation,” Wileman went on. “This isn’t just someone else’s problem. It’s OUR problem. And we need to do something about it – as communities, neighbors, church groups, schools, volunteer groups and more.”

“This is a bold, innovative effort like the nation has never before seen. Over the next few weeks, this campaign will operate through various mediums to educate every person across South Dakota on signs of addiction, resources available to combat addiction, and strategies to engage communities in recovery,” she added. “I am confident South Dakota can lead the country in this effort and demonstrate ways we can aggressively combat addiction and spark opportunities for recovery.”

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[missartus]

Mich’s 25th Tell-All

I just turned 25 last month, and to be honest, it’s been the most stressful and anxiety-induced birthday EVER. 

Well probably because I’m now officially into the mid-twenties category, and with that, I feel like there’s an automatic pressure of having to have it all figured out by this age. And of course, I don’t have it all figured out. Which then makes me so anxious and frightened weeks prior to my birthday. 

But then I eventually turned 25. And I mean, it wasn’t that bad. I think, in general, I just became more reflective on life and I’ve really begun to find more substance into most of what forms me as me -- my faith, my career, my relationships, my mental health, myself.

My self.

So here I am, about to write down all my thoughts, fears, and hopes into this blog that I’ve had as an outlet for YEARS. Hoping that this would at least help me ease my mind and my heart even just for a tad bit.

Career

I’m now almost 3 years into my company, and man is it quite a rollercoaster ride. I’ve formed impressive work ethics here and I’ve really developed into someone that I never thought I could possibly become. From a regular copywriter, I’m now a Content Team Lead. It wasn’t easy getting here. I actually kinda had to be a little bit brave in order for me to be promoted. But regardless, hey (look, ma) I made it. This is the company where I’ve stayed the longest thus far. And I don’t think I’ll stay here this long if not for the unusual yet cool setup we have (stay-in and work from home privileges, time to time trips to Singapore and other countries as well, etc.) But I think more than that, what really made me stay here this long is the people. Cheesy but true. I’ve found real, good friends here. And the team’s got this insane potential that I just can’t let go of because doing so is like letting go of amazing possible opportunities. 

But I’d be lying if I say that I haven’t thought of leaving. I actually have. Twice. But then, whenever I get into that mindset of having to look for another job, something good happens at my company. Just how I was looking for other jobs when we suddenly had a trip to Bali which made me re-think my choices and I think I’m gonna stay here a bit more. :P

Mental Health

My mental health is something that I’ve been (slowly but surely) opening up to people. Mainly because I realized that there really are people who are willing to help me out and listen to me, and all I needed to do is to reach out. And so I did. And now I can say that I’ve never had such an amazing support system in my life. I was actually fine when 2019 began, I had an amazing therapist, I knew how to handle my anxiety, I was learning how to handle my emotions, everything seemed bearable. Because of that, I realized that I might not need to go to my therapy regularly. Eventually, I stopped going at all. Everything was still a-okay. Until my recent attack, a few weeks after my birthday. 

That’s when I realised the importance of ACTUALLY COMPLETING YOUR THERAPY because a relapse can happen anytime. And now, it’s hard for me to schedule a session with my therapist because my slot’s been taken. Lesson learned.

Relationships

As I’ve previously mentioned, I made an effort this year to actively reach out to people and be more open. Majority of that are my friends. Both old and new. I’ve re-connected and connected. 

February of this year I gained new friends, thanks to my new church. Haha. And up until today, this set of church friends is continually expanding. It’s a bit of a challenge to my introvert self, but I’m loving it nevertheless. 

I also almost fell in love. 

Emphasis on the “almost” haha. This is probably a huge twist to my year, I must say. I wasn’t expecting this to happen, much more, I wasn’t expecting who the guy would be. (I just literally did a facepalm typing this haha) I don’t want to delve into how everything happened, but let’s just say that I was almost willing to let go of my non-negotiables and standards, just to pursue a relationship with this man. All roads were leading to a big “NO”, but for a bit there, I tried to push it a little bit more. Tried to see if there’s something that I can hold on to just to finally be in a relationship again. But it didn’t work out. He was confusing, naive, and I just know him too well given that we’ve known each other for quite a while. In return, I was hurt, and even worse, all my insecurities just suddenly poured out. In wanting to launch this potential relationship, I eventually began to question my worth. Why isn’t he as serious as I am? Why isn’t he pursuing me sincerely? What is it about me that’s holding him back? Am I not pretty enough? Smart enough? Skinny enough? What am I doing wrong? 

I almost lost it. I was desperately trying to read between the mixed signals and actions. It was like, majority of the time I was strategising what to do just to get this relationship to blossom. But he just wasn’t on the same page as I am. He doesn’t know what he likes. He clearly wasn’t ready. And so I decided to end it, also for the sake of the friendship that I desired to save. 

I’m not completely okay yet. But I know I’m getting there. Also, I’m trying to rebuild my friendship with him, so there’s that. I know it’s a pretty complicated thing, but as I’ve said, I don’t think I really, really fell in love with him yet. Soooo yeah. Ugh. Hahaha.

Faith

Despite everything that’s been happening in my life this year, God has remained constant. I cannot fully explain just how present He’s been in my life this year. Since I had my relapse last month, He’s never failed to provide me with the things that I need. He’s orchestrated so many things to happen to me, just to make me feel that He’s actually reaching out to me. There were days when I would just literally be in awe because I could really feel His presence there. I’m attending a new church now and it has helped me so, so, much in my spiritual journey, and honestly, if God didn’t lead me there, I would have backslid by now.

My faith was refreshed this year. And I’m so happy it did. God’s grace has been ever so sufficient to me and I will forever thank Him for all the reaching out He did to me and all the mercy and grace He’s poured out. I’m gonna be totally honest, living with this kind of anxiety and all the other pain that I have is very exhausting. It is. I wanted to give up a thousand times. But God never tires to reach His hand out to me, no matter how many times I neglect Him, reject Him, and tell Him that I don’t need Him anymore. Most times, I would actually tell Him that I don’t deserve His love, but He constantly tells me that He does love me, and nothing in this world can change that. Even I couldn’t accept myself, but He does. And knowing that Someone accepts you even if you don’t accept yourself is actually a pretty big deal. 

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Overall, I’m still trying to figure out how to fully love myself and be rid of all these insecurities and fears. It’s actually easier to find reasons to hate myself than find reasons why I need to love myself. It’s so, so, so hard. And even though I’ve been working so hard on it, there are times when I feel like I’m not even making progress. But you really have to dig deeper within yourself to find that tiny bit of strength and hope. As John Mayer said (which is the song I’m currently listening to now lol), “So I keep runnin' 'til my run is gone, keep on ridin' 'til I see that dawn, and I will be found. I will be found.”

I’m making a solid effort to accept that I am a work in progress, and that’s okay. What’s important is that I am aware of it, and that I’m constantly working to be the best version of myself, no matter how many times I have to try and try again.

[mechanintendomaster]

Yoshi games analysis

(ORIGINALLY WRITTEN 7/2/16. Edited and completed 5/18/17)

It has been my long standing maybe-controversial-maybe-not opinion that Yoshi games are as a whole mediocre. The original Yoshi's Island (and Super Mario World if that counts) are the only games universally accepted as be "good" games.

This says nothing about Yoshi as a character of course. Since his debut, T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas been along time companion of Mario and co and has a permanent role in spin-off games as well. Basically, he's a tier 1 Mario character (see my tier list) but why has his games suffered? Let's look at the Yoshi franchise as a whole. (American releases only)

Platformers 

1. Super Mario World: While I consider this a Mario game first, it's worth looking at. This game establishes Yoshi as a character and a jungle/forest like setting we would see in later games as well at Yoshi's association with fruit. While the rest of Dinosaur Land isn't really a part of the Yoshi franchise the colorful settings set the tone for what was to come.

2. Yoshi's Island: The defining "Yoshi Game" and the only one that universally loved by most. Because of this, I don't need to say much or defend it. This basically set up what Yoshi is today. Yoshi was bouncier, cuter, less wild animal like and that to say nothing of the great level design. The Yoshi and Shy Guy connection is set up here for some reason and other signature YI enemies and level design.

3. Yoshi's Story: The oddball sequel to YI. The thing is, aside from the overt easiness it's a good game it borrows elements from YI but with puzzle like levels with no end point. The voice clips and excessive happiness we get with Yoshi comes from here too. The set drops are very interesting and like YI it goes for a style that clearly stylized and as a result doesn't look very dated today. This game falls under the "pseudo forgotten" category as the game is undoubtedly underrated but on the bright side Nintendo constantly references it in connection to Yoshi.

4. Yoshi Topsy-Turvy: True story. I bought this used at a gamestop (before GBAs went extinct obviously) to try it out and hated it so much I got my money back. Okay the gimmick is this has a tilt sensor, like Wario Ware Twisted only not fun. The implementation was just so strange, and the level design was just so dull. You tilt the world around, which could be cool, but for some reason Yoshi isn't capable of standing up straight either. Graphics are based off of Yoshi's Story, but instead of looking good, it looks wrong. The pseudo 3D does not work here. The plot is kind of sort of a repeat of Yoshi's Story too. Overall rather mediocre and forgettable. PASS.

5. Yoshi's Touch and Go: When the DS was still new, I remember playing this in a store demo. I also remember not liking it much. Basically it's an auto scroll thing where you interact with the touch screen to get a high score and make sure Yoshi gets to the end safely. This game was obviously a demo game for the DS it's self and it shows. The game doesn't have much point if any.

6. Yoshi's Island DS: A pretty well known game, but in a controversial way. It's Yoshi's Island 2.0 but now with different babies to choose from. Believe it or not, this came out years before Mario games started to get "baby pollution". (I just made that term up, and yes I am copywriting it.)  Either you hate it, or you like it but you know it isn't as good as the original. Personally, this was one of the first games I got for my Nintendo DS and I hadn't even played the original at the time (I know, gasp!). I did have issues with the difficulty though and overall some of the level design, particularly in the later worlds is just ridiculous. Still, it has some spirit of the original in there, even if some gimmicks are shoehorned in.

7. Yoshi's New Island: I don't own this, but what I played I didn't like. The game engine didn't feel right, even YIDS was better in that regard. The aesthetic is kind of ugly. Levels didn't inspire me. Just mediocre and the critic reception mostly mirrors my opinion. This game was really the point where I realized how far down the Yoshi franchise had went.

8. Yoshi's Woolly World (and 3ds port): I can't speak too much about these, but from what I've played, I wasn’t that impressed. The games didn't feel loose enough if that makes sense. They are really cute looking, but the aesthetic gets old for me fast. Still, I can't give a proper opinion though, so let's go by critic reviews, and they seem to be average, but better than Yoshi's New Island. In this game's credit, it really does try something new, kind of a Yoshi's Story 2.0, with a brand new look. I would definitely check this out.

Others

1. Yoshi: A mostly forgotten puzzle game. To quote Mario Wiki "Yoshi…is a puzzle game for the NES featuring the title character. In this game, enemies from past Mario games fall and the player must get two of the same enemy to stack on top of one another. If the enemies are the same, they'll disappear. If they're different, they'll just stay where they are. If too many stack up, the player loses the game. The concept of the game was inspired by Tetris." So yeah. Okay for a moment but that's it. This IS however a multiplatform Mario game, something of an oddity in itself. (I have an old editorial about that.)

2. Yoshi's Cookie: Another puzzle game slightly more popular than Yoshi. The multiplatform nature probably helped out as well. Another matching game, but with cookies. While the game itself is meh, the background info and legacy it has is interesting. To quote Mario Wiki again, "The SNES version of Yoshi's Cookie featured a slightly-updated version of Yoshi's appearance, in which he has a bigger head, longer and more human-like arms and shorter neck.

This appearance would be later used in Super Mario All-Stars, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and later games.

This game also marks the first time in-game that Yoshi's speech comprises of his name, a trait later used in Yoshi's Story and popularized by Super Smash Bros."

3. Yoshi's Safari: A strange one but in a very good way. I've written about this game before but basically it's our only fps on rails Mario game. While it's never explained why Yoshi must keep moving, it's a fun game though the Yoshi-like level design is sacrificed here for the sake of it being in 3D. Also this is pre-Yoshi's Island so we get SMW yoshi here.

4. Tetris Attack: Another strange but good one. It's a puzzle and being post-Yoshi's Island, you get the typical YI cuteness and what-not. Good music and it's multiplatform though the SNES version clearly wins. Check it out with a Super Gameboy too while you’re at it.

Overview: Well, when we look at the platform games side, Yoshi hasn't truly had a solid hit since well, Yoshi's Island. Yoshi's Story upset many despite Nintendo being fond of referencing it. All of the handheld appearances aside from Yoshi's Island DS are forgotten and YIDS has split reactions among fans. Yoshi's New Island is universally either consider meh, or bad and Yoshi's Woolly World seems to range from meh to okay. That's not the best track record…

On the puzzle side of the spectrum, they are mostly forgotten games regardless of if they were good or not. Yoshi games clearly don’t get the attention Mario games do, and like Mario spin-offs of various qualities Yoshi games tend to be toss around between developers. Could that be the reason? Probably so, because there is plenty of material to work with with Yoshi, both gameplay and aesthetic wise. Thanks for reading.

Sources used: Mario Wiki

-Your Local Mario Elitist

[jerometbean]

[Click.Bank.Profits.] Review – What Is This “ClickBankProfits”? A Full Review

ClickBankProfits Review – 

Brand New App Builds ClickBank Profit Sites With Self-Driving Free Traffic That Bring In $417 Or More A Day In Commissions… In Only 3 Clicks & 2 Minutes!

Introduction

ClickBank is undoubtedly the largest affiliate network there is with online affiliate payments of $2 billion dollars. But making money from ClickBank is not an easy as you think.

Why is this so? Since it can be difficult to obtain CB sales, if you don’t have anyone to tell you the trade’s secrets.

You see all Clickbank affiliates have a common Clickbank product review websites. And it takes a lot of time to build a Clickbank website.

You must first pick a niche and design your website. You also need to create original content for your website that is high quality, so that you can receive visitors (and who wants to waste hours everyday?

And in order to get any traffic (how?), you have to list your site on Google.

In addition to all you need to learn what Clickbank provides to use and to get your visitors to buy them somehow!

This is where “Clik.Bank.Profits.” Comes in. ClickBankProfits goes live at exactly 9 am est, once it’s live, pick it up through any of the links in this page to secure your bonus as there’s only 30 slots available-its first come-first serve.

Now lets read my ClickBankProfits honest review below.

ClickBankProfits Review – Product Overview

Product NameClick.Bank.Profits.Product CreatorDaniel AdetunjiLaunch Date & Time[2020-Jul-14] @ 09:00 EDTPrice$17BonusYes, Best Bonus Available!Refund Period30-DaysOfficial Sitehttp://clikbankprofits.live/Product TypeClickBank Money Making SystemSkillAll LevelsRecommendedHighly Recommended

What Is Called “ClickBankProfits” or “Click.Bank.Profits.”?

“ClickBankProfits” deals with all related to Content, Google Ranking + Traffic and Commissions for ClickBank. Yeah, that’s right. An entire website for you was planned, developed and host.

Good quality content made for you and added on your website every day “that your visitors will love”. I am thinking about high quality reviews of the best Clickbank products in your niche, with images, bonuses completed for Clickbank monetization.

[+] You get a “done for you” CLICKBANK website (in any niche you want)

[+] You get AUTOMATED traffic

[+] You get AUTOMATED fresh site content 24/7

[+] You get AUTOMATED list building

9.4 Total Score

Awesome DFY System For ClickBank!

Click.Bank.Profits is a new software and training system just got my attention that gets you handles every single thing that has to do with building a passive income business with ClickBank. Get daily high quality DFY content for your site on total autopilot. Once you have chosen your niche you'll get high quality content posted to your site for you. You'll never have to make a blog post again. All the content created for you will be ultra-relevant to your chosen niche, complete with images, videos everything your visitors will love.

QUALITY

9.4

FEATURES

9.2

EASY TO USE

9.5

PRICE

9.8

BONUS

9

SUPPORT

9.5

PROS

Your Very Own Authority Affiliate Review Site – Ready To Launch In Minutes

No Technical Skills Needed

Premium Design & DFY Product Reviews

No Extra Expenses Involved

Completely Newbie Friendly

180 Day Money Back Guarantee

CONS

There Will Be A Traffic Training. But, It Is Not Effective (My Bonus Will Overcome This)

User Rating: Be the first one!

ClickBankProfit Review – The Key Features

You get daily content: AND frequent product reviews for everything Relevant in the niche for you. Once your niche has been selected you will get high quality content for your website. Get high quality content for your website on the complete autopilot daily. Also, Add Banner Advertising + Optin Forms Anywhere you want.

Never again will you make a blog post: All the content created for you is highly important to your selected niche, with images and videos that your visitors will enjoy.

100% Automated Google Ranking For Traffic: all the content created for you by the software is spun with the built-in article spinner to be 100% original to Google so your sites will rank themselves on google for automatic free search traffic.

No manual work needed: It’s the simplest software to use ever: 24/7 100% automation: once you click the button to setup your site, that’s it you are done! The software will work for you every single day forever creating content, posting ClickBank product reviews to make you money, and getting you social followers and traffic… All on 100% autopilot.

Why “ClickBankProfits” & What Problem Does This Solve?

Here’s What’s Typically Required For You To Make Money With ClickBank

Traffic: This is the hardest part. You can either spend a lifetime with free traffic methods, or waste thousands with paid traffic

Domain: It’s one more obstacle in your way of earning if you don’t have technical skills

Hosting: You’ll have to fork over large amounts of money every month, even if you aren’t profitable!

Video Creation: It can be nerve-racking to show yourself to the world on camera, and that’s not to mention editing videos

Website: Another technical nightmare and tedious task. Making a website is a hair pulling task for most people… (me included)

Emails: In order to earn maximum profits, you’ll need to write emails that convert into commissions. But this is something you can easily do wrong.

But Don’t Worry, You Got A Proven & Tested Solution (The Same Solution That Top ClickBank Earners Are Using!)

ClickBankProfit Review – How Does It Work?

Earning With ClickBank Has Never Been Easier, 3 Dead Simple Steps…

ClickBankProfit Review – ClickBankProfits A Full Walkthrough

ClickBankProfit Review – Inside Member Area – A Quick Views

The dashboard of “ClickBankProfits” will look like this.

These are all the sites created automatically by “ClickBankProfits” software. As you see the option to “View” the sites. I have included a sample site under this.

Customize your site name, permalinks, and other sites settings.

Here is you can see how the ClickBankProfits created site will look like.

Review Site >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/ Bonus Opt-in >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/bonus-opt-in/ Bonus Delivery >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/bonus-delivery/

ClickBankProfits Review  – 14 Reasons Why I Like Click.Bank.Profits.

[+] PROFIT FROM 50 DIFFERENT NICHES

Unlike other apps, You are not required to focus on only the internet marketing niche. ClickBankProfits pages allow you to take advantage of 50 different niches.

[+] EARN UNLIMITED COMMISSIONS FROM MULTIPLE NETWORKS

Through these 1-clik affiliate page, we want to make the greatest money possible. Get commissions from multiple networks such as JvZoo, WarriorPlus, & ClickBank.

[+] FULLY SEO READY – RANK SITES FAST

These sites are 100% mobile and SEO friendly making it easier for you to rank and generate a lot of free traffic easily on the top search engines.

[+] NEWBIE FRIENDLY

Vendor take care of all the complicated moving parts involved with profiting from ClickBank, so this works for anyone, including newbies.

[+] BUILT IN FREE TRAFFIC

You won’t have to pay for any traffic, or work your butt off with time consuming free traffic methods. That’s because our ClickBankProfits sites drive free traffic to themselves.

[+] RUNS ON AUTOPILOT

What you’ll love about ClickBankProfits is that it will continue running on total autopilot, making you “cheese” even while you sleep. While you spend time with your loved ones… no matter what you do, ClickBankProfits will keep working hard for you.

[+] CONSISTENT PROFITS

ClickBankProfits is not a loophole and is saturation proof, so it will continue working from years from now….

[+] COVERS ALL TRAFFIC & BANDWIDTH COSTS

We no longer hesitate to fork in your hard-earned money to host. Installing nothing, no WordPress theme or plugin configuration needed. You will perform several manual tasks, add content, themes, plugins, pictures and even videos each time you create a site. None of this is necessary here, as all of this work has been done for you.

[+] NO DOMAIN NAME REQUIRED

We provide a domain name for you, so there’s no need to purchase or configure a domain

[+] AUTO GENERATED SQUEEZE PAGES & THANK YOU PAGES

A squeeze pages and a thank you page is created automatically for each lead campaign. You don’t need to hire or outsource a designer for it. No hosting or domain name needs to be paid for. Believe me, it’s a pain in your back to have this done for you or for yourself. Today, you get 100 + of these lovely squeeze pages and thank you for each a few cents.

[+] 500 DONE FOR YOU FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS 

This ads were written by a team of experienced copywriters and marketers who know what to move and what to add to your list. You did so for the years of donkey.

[+] PROFIT ON ANY DEVICE

ClickBankProfits is a online based app, so you can profit on any device. Everything from your mobile phone, to your laptop, to your computer.

[+] NO MONTHLY FEES

For a short period of time, i mean during this special launch we are have ClikBankProfits for a low one time investment.

[+] WORKS IN ANY COUNTRY

It doesn’t matter where you live, ClikBankProfits works regardless of where you are located…

[+] 180 DAY RISK FREE TRY

ClickBankProfits does have 180 day no question asked money back guarantee. You can try this system with any risk.

Click.Bank.Profits. Review – What Other Marketers Say About ClickBankProfits?

Radu HaHaianu – A 6 Figure Marketer, Online Business Coach

‘’Fantastic work. Got Early review access to this program, with the quality of review sites and bonuses in this program, I can tell the extra effort that went into this. Great Job Danny and team- this is definitely a no brainer for anyone looking to make money online. You can’t afford to miss this!’’

Justin Opay – Another 6 Figure Product Owner, Expert Designer

‘’ I love the fact that I’m being able to promote any ClickBank products in over 50 niches… with everything already done for you Products Review articles. I love the fact that I’m being able to promote any ClickBank products in over 50 niches… with everything already done for you Products, Review, articles, Banners, Bonuses and delivery Traffic. All I literally add to do was add my affiliate link and start promoting. This is definitely a money maker for anyone who picks it up. Don’t miss out on this! ”

Mike Mckay – 6 Figure Interenet Marketer

“Fascinating platform. A No brainer for anyone who wants to make affiliate commissions on ClickBank as fast as humanly possible. Great stuff here Danny. ”

ClickBankProfits Review – Who Click.Bank.Profits. Is For?

Newbies struggle online to make money and get away from 9-5

More seasoned marketers who are still struggling to succeed online

Those that need to raise additional income to cover the bills shortly

People who struggle with anything technical & computers

Seniors find a way to raise extra income

Anybody else who wants to make money online

Here is who Click.Bank.Profits is for:

    [+]    Affiliate marketers

    [+]    YouTube creators

    [+]    E-commerce shop owners

    [+]    Newbie Marketers

    [+]    Collage Students

    [+]    Retired People

    [+]    Bloggers

    [+]    Freelancers

Is It Worth The Money?

ClickBankProfits costs onetime payment of $17 (limited time only). Lets see what it offer. ClickBankProfits offers pre-selected top-converting products in 50 top selling categories

Health and Fitness Niche

Education

Home & Garden

Sports

Travel

Spirituality,

WoodWorking

Parenting/Families

Green Products

and many more niches covered (Over 50 Niches)

You get all these things when you buy “ClickBankProfits” today.

Total Real World Value: $8,848.00+ and for a very limited time we are giving away. The commercial rights to Clik.Bank.Profits. Make thousands each month by helping other business owners create a side, passive income business on ClickBank.

So, definitely there is no doubt. This offer absolutely well worth it. Also, you will make 10X or even more money using this platform. Just follow the training and put your time & effort.

The Good & Bad

The Good Things

Best In Class Support Team

Set & Forget It… Runs 24/7 On Complete Autopilot

100% Newbie Friendly

DFY Clickbank Profit Sites In 50 Different Niches

24/7 Income stream

No Monthly Fees Ever

Get Results Or We’ll Send You $100

Plug and Play Affiliate System And Get Paid Every Week With ClickBank

Get Traffic & Sales Without Any Tech Skills Or Experience

Let Clik.Bank.Profits Do All Of The Hard Work For You

180 Days Money Back Guarantee

Bad Things

There Will Be A Traffic Training. But, It Is Not Effective. So I Have Included A Bonus That Teaches How To Get Targeted Traffic To Any Offer From Scratch.

The OTO Info

⇒ FRONT END: Clik.Bank. Profits. FE – $17.00 (Price Increases by 0.01 Every 60 Mins)

⇒ UPSELL 1: Clik.Bank.Profits. – Unlimited Edition – $67. DOWNSELL. $37

This upgrade lets your customers unlock additional Clik.Bank.Profits features and also lets them run unlimited campaigns.

⇒ UPSELL 2: Clik.Bank.Profits Done for You Edition : $97

In this upgrade, we deliver done for you Bonus pages, these are tested bonus pages we’ve used to run our ClickBank campaigns via cold traffic. 25 Done for Bonus Pages.

⇒ UPSELL 3: Clik.Bank.Profits. Traffic – Done-For-You Edition – $97. DOWNSELL-$67

In this upgrade our team aims to deliver Done-For-You traffic and Sales for your customers.

⇒ UPSELL 4: DFY Money Blogs. 30 Pre Monetized Blogs. All Done for You. Hosting Included: $167

⇒ UPSELL 5: Reseller and Agency rights: $167

Conclusion

Every marketer on the block is telling you to buy quicker. Using false scarcity tactics only to empty your wallet faster. I’m not going to do that to you today. But my warning to you is this – every minute you wait is a minute where you could be stuffing your wallet using Clik.Bank.Profits. Oh, and the price rises with every sale. So you’re going to end up paying more if you come back later.And do you really want to continue buying useless shiny objects? Have they ever brought you results? You know the answer. With that being said, click the button below now to get ClikBankProfits.

The Bonuses

Fast action bonuses if you buy today

BONUS 1 – CLICKBANK SUPER AFFILIATE BOOTCAMP

In this course, l will teach you step-by-step how to promote Clickbank affiliate products and how to become a Clickbank Super Affiliate. What you will learn in this course are the exact strategies that Paolo use to generate a 6-Figure income with Clickbank affiliate marketing.

BONUS 2 – 100 MOBILE CLICKBANK WEBSITE TEMPLATES

Save time & boost sales with our amazing 100 templates! Mobile website templates are simple to set up and easy to deploy quickly.

BONUS 3 – 8 STEP CLICKBANK MARKETING FUNNEL

Opt-in funnel- 3-step opt-in funnel featuring a share button on the thank you page – proven to increase the ROI of ad spend. High ticket client funnel: how to flip the script and enable your perfect clients to pitch working with you. Sales webinar funnel: use this automated sales webinar funnel which includes an order form and upsell page. Membership funnel: create a complete secure membership area with funnel training courses created by Russell Brunson to monetize your traffic. Affiliate survey funnel: convert a greater % of cold traffic to an affiliate offer

BONUS 4 – 2 MINUTE WORDPRESS MEMBERSHIP SITES

2 minute WordPress membership sites shows how to create WordPress based membership sites in minutes using free plugins. 4 videos included with cloning material.

BONUS 5 – CLICKBANK NICHE BLOG (IN THE PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT NICHE)

Amazing new niche blog with premium design. Includes freshly written unique content.

BONUS 6 – CLICKBANK PASSIVE INCOME SUCCESS-SUPER AFFILIATE STRATEGY

F.A.Q. About “Click.Bank.Profits.”

WHAT DEVICES DOES THIS WORK ON?

ClikBankProfits is web based, so it works on virtually every device out there. Everything from your PC, Mac, iPad, iPhone, or your smartphone.

DO I HAVE TO SPAM SOCIAL MEDIA?

Nope. Unlike most software out there, you don’t have to spam social media and annoy your friends & family.

ARE THERE ANY EXTRA EXPENSES OR HIDDEN FEES?

Nope! You don’t have to buy a website, domain, autoresponder, etc. We hate fees too, so EVERYTHING is included inside of ClikBankProfits for you to see results…

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO SEE RESULTS?

Everything depends how quickly ClikBankProfits are activated. Within 2 minutes and 3 clicks you can get up and running. Choose only 1 out of 50 niches and activate the traffic built-in. Dozens of users reported being able to pay 3 figures in just 1-3 days after starting up.

WHAT IF I EXPERIENCE ANY ISSUES WITH CLIKBANKPROFITS?

Our world class support team is ready to help you out if you experience any issues with our ClikBankProfits. On a daily basis we help out our customers and answer their questions.

HOW THE FINAL SITES WILL LOOK?

Here is sample site that ClickBankProfits made for me.

Yo see more of the demo websites, lets

source https://spsreviews.com/click-bank-profits-review/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=click-bank-profits-review from SPS Reviews https://spsreviewscom1.blogspot.com/2020/07/clickbankprofits-review-what-is-this.html

[gertrudejnieves]

[Click.Bank.Profits.] Review – What Is This “ClickBankProfits”? A Full Review

ClickBankProfits Review – 

Brand New App Builds ClickBank Profit Sites With Self-Driving Free Traffic That Bring In $417 Or More A Day In Commissions… In Only 3 Clicks & 2 Minutes!

Introduction

ClickBank is undoubtedly the largest affiliate network there is with online affiliate payments of $2 billion dollars. But making money from ClickBank is not an easy as you think.

Why is this so? Since it can be difficult to obtain CB sales, if you don’t have anyone to tell you the trade’s secrets.

You see all Clickbank affiliates have a common Clickbank product review websites. And it takes a lot of time to build a Clickbank website.

You must first pick a niche and design your website. You also need to create original content for your website that is high quality, so that you can receive visitors (and who wants to waste hours everyday?

And in order to get any traffic (how?), you have to list your site on Google.

In addition to all you need to learn what Clickbank provides to use and to get your visitors to buy them somehow!

This is where “Clik.Bank.Profits.” Comes in. ClickBankProfits goes live at exactly 9 am est, once it’s live, pick it up through any of the links in this page to secure your bonus as there’s only 30 slots available-its first come-first serve.

Now lets read my ClickBankProfits honest review below.

ClickBankProfits Review – Product Overview

Product Name Click.Bank.Profits. Product Creator Daniel Adetunji Launch Date & Time [2020-Jul-14] @ 09:00 EDT Price $17 Bonus Yes, Best Bonus Available! Refund Period 30-Days Official Site http://clikbankprofits.live/ Product Type ClickBank Money Making System Skill All Levels Recommended Highly Recommended

What Is Called “ClickBankProfits” or “Click.Bank.Profits.”?

“ClickBankProfits” deals with all related to Content, Google Ranking + Traffic and Commissions for ClickBank. Yeah, that’s right. An entire website for you was planned, developed and host.

Good quality content made for you and added on your website every day “that your visitors will love”. I am thinking about high quality reviews of the best Clickbank products in your niche, with images, bonuses completed for Clickbank monetization.

[+] You get a “done for you” CLICKBANK website (in any niche you want)

[+] You get AUTOMATED traffic

[+] You get AUTOMATED fresh site content 24/7

[+] You get AUTOMATED list building

9.4 Total Score

Awesome DFY System For ClickBank!

Click.Bank.Profits is a new software and training system just got my attention that gets you handles every single thing that has to do with building a passive income business with ClickBank. Get daily high quality DFY content for your site on total autopilot. Once you have chosen your niche you’ll get high quality content posted to your site for you. You’ll never have to make a blog post again. All the content created for you will be ultra-relevant to your chosen niche, complete with images, videos everything your visitors will love.

QUALITY

9.4

FEATURES

9.2

EASY TO USE

9.5

PRICE

9.8

BONUS

9

SUPPORT

9.5

PROS

Your Very Own Authority Affiliate Review Site – Ready To Launch In Minutes

No Technical Skills Needed

Premium Design & DFY Product Reviews

No Extra Expenses Involved

Completely Newbie Friendly

180 Day Money Back Guarantee

CONS

There Will Be A Traffic Training. But, It Is Not Effective (My Bonus Will Overcome This)

User Rating: Be the first one!

ClickBankProfit Review – The Key Features

You get daily content: AND frequent product reviews for everything Relevant in the niche for you. Once your niche has been selected you will get high quality content for your website. Get high quality content for your website on the complete autopilot daily. Also, Add Banner Advertising + Optin Forms Anywhere you want.

Never again will you make a blog post: All the content created for you is highly important to your selected niche, with images and videos that your visitors will enjoy.

100% Automated Google Ranking For Traffic: all the content created for you by the software is spun with the built-in article spinner to be 100% original to Google so your sites will rank themselves on google for automatic free search traffic.

No manual work needed: It’s the simplest software to use ever: 24/7 100% automation: once you click the button to setup your site, that’s it you are done! The software will work for you every single day forever creating content, posting ClickBank product reviews to make you money, and getting you social followers and traffic… All on 100% autopilot.

Why “ClickBankProfits” & What Problem Does This Solve?

Here’s What’s Typically Required For You To Make Money With ClickBank

Traffic: This is the hardest part. You can either spend a lifetime with free traffic methods, or waste thousands with paid traffic

Domain: It’s one more obstacle in your way of earning if you don’t have technical skills

Hosting: You’ll have to fork over large amounts of money every month, even if you aren’t profitable!

Video Creation: It can be nerve-racking to show yourself to the world on camera, and that’s not to mention editing videos

Website: Another technical nightmare and tedious task. Making a website is a hair pulling task for most people… (me included)

Emails: In order to earn maximum profits, you’ll need to write emails that convert into commissions. But this is something you can easily do wrong.

But Don’t Worry, You Got A Proven & Tested Solution (The Same Solution That Top ClickBank Earners Are Using!)

ClickBankProfit Review – How Does It Work?

Earning With ClickBank Has Never Been Easier, 3 Dead Simple Steps…

ClickBankProfit Review – ClickBankProfits A Full Walkthrough

ClickBankProfit Review – Inside Member Area – A Quick Views

The dashboard of “ClickBankProfits” will look like this.

These are all the sites created automatically by “ClickBankProfits” software. As you see the option to “View” the sites. I have included a sample site under this.

Customize your site name, permalinks, and other sites settings.

Here is you can see how the ClickBankProfits created site will look like.

Review Site >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/ Bonus Opt-in >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/bonus-opt-in/ Bonus Delivery >>> https://cinderella-solution.clikbankprofits.com/bonus-delivery/

ClickBankProfits Review  – 14 Reasons Why I Like Click.Bank.Profits.

[+] PROFIT FROM 50 DIFFERENT NICHES

Unlike other apps, You are not required to focus on only the internet marketing niche. ClickBankProfits pages allow you to take advantage of 50 different niches.

[+] EARN UNLIMITED COMMISSIONS FROM MULTIPLE NETWORKS

Through these 1-clik affiliate page, we want to make the greatest money possible. Get commissions from multiple networks such as JvZoo, WarriorPlus, & ClickBank.

[+] FULLY SEO READY – RANK SITES FAST

These sites are 100% mobile and SEO friendly making it easier for you to rank and generate a lot of free traffic easily on the top search engines.

[+] NEWBIE FRIENDLY

Vendor take care of all the complicated moving parts involved with profiting from ClickBank, so this works for anyone, including newbies.

[+] BUILT IN FREE TRAFFIC

You won’t have to pay for any traffic, or work your butt off with time consuming free traffic methods. That’s because our ClickBankProfits sites drive free traffic to themselves.

[+] RUNS ON AUTOPILOT

What you’ll love about ClickBankProfits is that it will continue running on total autopilot, making you “cheese” even while you sleep. While you spend time with your loved ones… no matter what you do, ClickBankProfits will keep working hard for you.

[+] CONSISTENT PROFITS

ClickBankProfits is not a loophole and is saturation proof, so it will continue working from years from now….

[+] COVERS ALL TRAFFIC & BANDWIDTH COSTS

We no longer hesitate to fork in your hard-earned money to host. Installing nothing, no WordPress theme or plugin configuration needed. You will perform several manual tasks, add content, themes, plugins, pictures and even videos each time you create a site. None of this is necessary here, as all of this work has been done for you.

[+] NO DOMAIN NAME REQUIRED

We provide a domain name for you, so there’s no need to purchase or configure a domain

[+] AUTO GENERATED SQUEEZE PAGES & THANK YOU PAGES

A squeeze pages and a thank you page is created automatically for each lead campaign. You don’t need to hire or outsource a designer for it. No hosting or domain name needs to be paid for. Believe me, it’s a pain in your back to have this done for you or for yourself. Today, you get 100 + of these lovely squeeze pages and thank you for each a few cents.

[+] 500 DONE FOR YOU FACEBOOK AND TWITTER ADS 

This ads were written by a team of experienced copywriters and marketers who know what to move and what to add to your list. You did so for the years of donkey.

[+] PROFIT ON ANY DEVICE

ClickBankProfits is a online based app, so you can profit on any device. Everything from your mobile phone, to your laptop, to your computer.

[+] NO MONTHLY FEES

For a short period of time, i mean during this special launch we are have ClikBankProfits for a low one time investment.

[+] WORKS IN ANY COUNTRY

It doesn’t matter where you live, ClikBankProfits works regardless of where you are located…

[+] 180 DAY RISK FREE TRY

ClickBankProfits does have 180 day no question asked money back guarantee. You can try this system with any risk.

Click.Bank.Profits. Review – What Other Marketers Say About ClickBankProfits?

Radu HaHaianu – A 6 Figure Marketer, Online Business Coach

‘’Fantastic work. Got Early review access to this program, with the quality of review sites and bonuses in this program, I can tell the extra effort that went into this. Great Job Danny and team- this is definitely a no brainer for anyone looking to make money online. You can’t afford to miss this!’’

Justin Opay – Another 6 Figure Product Owner, Expert Designer

‘’ I love the fact that I’m being able to promote any ClickBank products in over 50 niches… with everything already done for you Products Review articles. I love the fact that I’m being able to promote any ClickBank products in over 50 niches… with everything already done for you Products, Review, articles, Banners, Bonuses and delivery Traffic. All I literally add to do was add my affiliate link and start promoting. This is definitely a money maker for anyone who picks it up. Don’t miss out on this! ”

Mike Mckay – 6 Figure Interenet Marketer

“Fascinating platform. A No brainer for anyone who wants to make affiliate commissions on ClickBank as fast as humanly possible. Great stuff here Danny. ”

ClickBankProfits Review – Who Click.Bank.Profits. Is For?

Newbies struggle online to make money and get away from 9-5

More seasoned marketers who are still struggling to succeed online

Those that need to raise additional income to cover the bills shortly

People who struggle with anything technical & computers

Seniors find a way to raise extra income

Anybody else who wants to make money online

Here is who Click.Bank.Profits is for:

    [+]    Affiliate marketers

    [+]    YouTube creators

    [+]    E-commerce shop owners

    [+]    Newbie Marketers

    [+]    Collage Students

    [+]    Retired People

    [+]    Bloggers

    [+]    Freelancers

Is It Worth The Money?

ClickBankProfits costs onetime payment of $17 (limited time only). Lets see what it offer. ClickBankProfits offers pre-selected top-converting products in 50 top selling categories

Health and Fitness Niche

Education

Home & Garden

Sports

Travel

Spirituality,

WoodWorking

Parenting/Families

Green Products

and many more niches covered (Over 50 Niches)

You get all these things when you buy “ClickBankProfits” today.

Total Real World Value: $8,848.00+ and for a very limited time we are giving away. The commercial rights to Clik.Bank.Profits. Make thousands each month by helping other business owners create a side, passive income business on ClickBank.

So, definitely there is no doubt. This offer absolutely well worth it. Also, you will make 10X or even more money using this platform. Just follow the training and put your time & effort.

The Good & Bad

The Good Things

Best In Class Support Team

Set & Forget It… Runs 24/7 On Complete Autopilot

100% Newbie Friendly

DFY Clickbank Profit Sites In 50 Different Niches

24/7 Income stream

No Monthly Fees Ever

Get Results Or We’ll Send You $100

Plug and Play Affiliate System And Get Paid Every Week With ClickBank

Get Traffic & Sales Without Any Tech Skills Or Experience

Let Clik.Bank.Profits Do All Of The Hard Work For You

180 Days Money Back Guarantee

Bad Things

There Will Be A Traffic Training. But, It Is Not Effective. So I Have Included A Bonus That Teaches How To Get Targeted Traffic To Any Offer From Scratch.

The OTO Info

⇒ FRONT END: Clik.Bank. Profits. FE – $17.00 (Price Increases by 0.01 Every 60 Mins)

⇒ UPSELL 1: Clik.Bank.Profits. – Unlimited Edition – $67. DOWNSELL. $37

This upgrade lets your customers unlock additional Clik.Bank.Profits features and also lets them run unlimited campaigns.

⇒ UPSELL 2: Clik.Bank.Profits Done for You Edition : $97

In this upgrade, we deliver done for you Bonus pages, these are tested bonus pages we’ve used to run our ClickBank campaigns via cold traffic. 25 Done for Bonus Pages.

⇒ UPSELL 3: Clik.Bank.Profits. Traffic – Done-For-You Edition – $97. DOWNSELL-$67

In this upgrade our team aims to deliver Done-For-You traffic and Sales for your customers.

⇒ UPSELL 4: DFY Money Blogs. 30 Pre Monetized Blogs. All Done for You. Hosting Included: $167

⇒ UPSELL 5: Reseller and Agency rights: $167

Conclusion

Every marketer on the block is telling you to buy quicker. Using false scarcity tactics only to empty your wallet faster. I’m not going to do that to you today. But my warning to you is this – every minute you wait is a minute where you could be stuffing your wallet using Clik.Bank.Profits. Oh, and the price rises with every sale. So you’re going to end up paying more if you come back later.And do you really want to continue buying useless shiny objects? Have they ever brought you results? You know the answer. With that being said, click the button below now to get ClikBankProfits.

The Bonuses

Fast action bonuses if you buy today

BONUS 1 – CLICKBANK SUPER AFFILIATE BOOTCAMP

In this course, l will teach you step-by-step how to promote Clickbank affiliate products and how to become a Clickbank Super Affiliate. What you will learn in this course are the exact strategies that Paolo use to generate a 6-Figure income with Clickbank affiliate marketing.

BONUS 2 – 100 MOBILE CLICKBANK WEBSITE TEMPLATES

Save time & boost sales with our amazing 100 templates! Mobile website templates are simple to set up and easy to deploy quickly.

BONUS 3 – 8 STEP CLICKBANK MARKETING FUNNEL

Opt-in funnel- 3-step opt-in funnel featuring a share button on the thank you page – proven to increase the ROI of ad spend. High ticket client funnel: how to flip the script and enable your perfect clients to pitch working with you. Sales webinar funnel: use this automated sales webinar funnel which includes an order form and upsell page. Membership funnel: create a complete secure membership area with funnel training courses created by Russell Brunson to monetize your traffic. Affiliate survey funnel: convert a greater % of cold traffic to an affiliate offer

BONUS 4 – 2 MINUTE WORDPRESS MEMBERSHIP SITES

2 minute WordPress membership sites shows how to create WordPress based membership sites in minutes using free plugins. 4 videos included with cloning material.

BONUS 5 – CLICKBANK NICHE BLOG (IN THE PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT NICHE)

Amazing new niche blog with premium design. Includes freshly written unique content.

BONUS 6 – CLICKBANK PASSIVE INCOME SUCCESS-SUPER AFFILIATE STRATEGY

F.A.Q. About “Click.Bank.Profits.”

WHAT DEVICES DOES THIS WORK ON?

ClikBankProfits is web based, so it works on virtually every device out there. Everything from your PC, Mac, iPad, iPhone, or your smartphone.

DO I HAVE TO SPAM SOCIAL MEDIA?

Nope. Unlike most software out there, you don’t have to spam social media and annoy your friends & family.

ARE THERE ANY EXTRA EXPENSES OR HIDDEN FEES?

Nope! You don’t have to buy a website, domain, autoresponder, etc. We hate fees too, so EVERYTHING is included inside of ClikBankProfits for you to see results…

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO SEE RESULTS?

Everything depends how quickly ClikBankProfits are activated. Within 2 minutes and 3 clicks you can get up and running. Choose only 1 out of 50 niches and activate the traffic built-in. Dozens of users reported being able to pay 3 figures in just 1-3 days after starting up.

WHAT IF I EXPERIENCE ANY ISSUES WITH CLIKBANKPROFITS?

Our world class support team is ready to help you out if you experience any issues with our ClikBankProfits. On a daily basis we help out our customers and answer their questions.

HOW THE FINAL SITES WILL LOOK?

Here is sample site that ClickBankProfits made for me.

Yo see more of the demo websites, lets

from SPS Reviews https://spsreviews.com/click-bank-profits-review/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=click-bank-profits-review from SPS Reviews https://spsreviews.tumblr.com/post/623619901383491584

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