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standfortheangels · 5 years ago

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1. Do you have any “yeah I’m good at it but I hate it” kind of skills? 2. If you were a DND character or a game character (or something like that) what would your highest stat be? What would you want your highest stat to be? What about the lowest, to both of those? 3. Who are ��your kind” of people? 4. Your goal is to completely confuse the people around you in as short a time as possible– what do you say/do?5. What’s the most comfy place you’ve been in? 6. What’s one of your favorite jokes?

Wow, okay, lots of answers on the way~ >w>

1. Do you have any “yeah I’m good at it but I hate it” kind of skills?

DRAWING FLOWERS. They bore me so much but I’ve wound up drawing them in so many art projects through my school and college life because I know they come out well. x’)

2. If you were a DND character or a game character (or something like that) what would your highest stat be? What would you want your highest stat to be? What about the lowest, to both of those?

Oh geez.... okay >w>’ So lemme say right off, my lowest stat is always going to be strength x’) No doubt. And I’m okay with that, there are easy ways around it if you’ve got high stats in other stuff so, yeah I’d give the same answer on those~

As for highest stats... That’s a tougher one. I don’t really get the difference easily between Intelligence and Wisdom in games like that so I wouldn’t know what to do with them. Luck would be a good one to have. That or Stamina (or whatever the equivalant is). I’d be happy with either one of those to back me up~ What I think I’d actually have as my highest stat would be whichever one best represents Risiliance. Maybe defense then I guess~ (It couldn’t really be health, I mean, that would be ironic x’D) But yeah. I’d say I’m a tough cookie. >w> Defense is a pretty decent fit I think~

3. Who are “your kind” of people?

You’ve gotta be someone a bit quirky, a little bit odd. You have to be, otherwise I’ll be there talking and just get the few seconds of silence followed by “Okayyy....”, which isn’t great for conversation or my self-esteem x)

So yep, people I let in can’t really be “normal” >w> I also tend to lean towards people who are a bit awkward. I think because awkward often means they’re nervous people, who usually not only start off kinda slowly rather than like, slamming into me with “HI WE’RE FRIENDS NOW” which would be a bit much for me to keep up with, but they also generally tend to be gentler people. Maybe it’s out of a fear of being judged or rejected, or maybe it’s that they know these feelings and don’t want to recreate them in people.

Whatever it is, I do tend to gel with the odd-bods >w> My group of friends in high school was literally made up of the ones who wouldn’t have fit in or be accepted by other groups (Myself included) all for our own reasons. And you know what? I wouldn’t have wanted to be in any other group than that.

4. Your goal is to completely confuse the people around you in as short a time as possible– what do you say/do?

Well I feel like I already have an advantage here in having a very weird mind, so I can pretty much confuse people one-on-one by just, not thinking about what I’m saying. x’D

Probably the fastest way I could think of would need props. Some way to make a grand entrance~ Like confetti cannons, or double doors I can throw open at the same time (though this would be less attention-grabbing so I’d need something to get people looking at the doors first), maybe a cake to pop out of or even go more dramatic, turn all the lights off, and then have a spotlight on me. x’D

As I appear to the crowd I yell “TADA!”, leave 3 or 4 seconds of silence, and go, “It’s me!” Immediately people would be looking around at each other, mumbling under their breath, all wondering who the heck this person is who’s just derailed their whole gathering.

Easy as pie. ¬w¬

5. What’s the most comfy place you’ve been in?

Is it too vague to say bed? x’D

But for real, you know those rare occasions, where you’re in your own bed and you’re either going to sleep or you’ve just woken up, and you shift a bit, and suddenly you’ve just found one of those magic positions that make your bed the comfiest place in the world? Like literally, there is nowhere that could ever be this comfy. And you know that not only will it be ruined if you move too much, but also that if you try to remember what position you’re in now and recreate it later, it just won’t feel the same? So you just lie there and enjoy it, trying to ignore any reasons you might need to not be in bed, waiting for the inevitable moment when you realise... You really need a pee. >w>;

6. What’s one of your favorite jokes?

My absolute favourite joke isn’t my fave because it’s funny exactly. It’s more my favourite because it was the golden creation of my baby sister when she was like, four. (And it serves as decent embarrassment fodder >w>)

So you know how kids are learning about everything and honing their language skills, and at some point, they enter into the world of cheesy humour, and they make their first joke? I don’t know if it’s more common for them to use a joke they’ve learned, or invent one themselves. But my sister invented hers. And I don’t think she’d entirely grasped comedy yet~

“Knock knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Boo!”

*rolling their eyes and resigning themselves to their fate* “Boo who?”

“No need to cry, I’m only a towel!”

She invented this joke out of nowhere. and it was the only joke she told for weeks on end, we’re talking at LEAST twice a day. She was that proud of herself for it and also didn’t get that jokes have an expiry date on the same crowd. (And I feel the need to mention, she never once used a towel as a prop or anything. She just randomly came out with towel the first time and stuck with it. >w>)

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moonraccoon-exe · 6 years ago

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*pokes you on my head* hello moon, i hope youre doing well! i studied for a test recently & got it back but i didnt do so good... (;*△*;) I know i can pass the class with a C if i do better but im gonna have to work super hard if i want to pass with a B- & semester is starting to close (;´Д`). its nice that i have ambitions: some are for myself & some will help me later in life like in a job although i havent really done much in actually working toward them orz... but at least i have them! 1/2

QUIIIICKSIIIIIIIIIILVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*EXPLODES*

*CLINGS TO YOUR HEAD*

BUDDY HEWWO IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU LAST WERE IN MY ASK, I mean not THAT much, but still a bit, and I’m just- I’M JUST EXCITED ANY TIME YOU DROP BY, SERIOUSLY, I’M LIKE *bounces all across the room* EACH TIME I SEE YOUR SIGNATURE, I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AROUND HEWWO BUDDY THANK YOU

Ah! Poking heads! I LOVE poking other people, mostly on the head! (ノ*°▽°*) I’m always like “Imma do a boop on your head!” then go near and poke like “BOOP” and jump away and laugh ajsdkldjghda POKING IS GREAT, and that you poked me means WE’RE GOOD FRIENDS, RIGHT? You just made the Friend Poke and that means IMMA HUG YOUR HEAD AND NEVER LET GO ANYMORE OKAY :3

GASPS

Oh nooo! I’m sorry that you didn’t do so well in your test… (｡•́︿•̀｡) It must have felt so bad, that you tried and it still didn’t turn out as you would have wanted or expected.

*pets you*

It’s okay to fail, sometimes. That’s part of life, too! It’s okay, buddy, you tried and failing happens to anyone, so don’t ya worry too much (ノ_

Ambitions are nice, indeed! The word as itself has been a bit poisoned and the first impression can come off as negative, but ambitions are definitely good. It would be mediocre to sit there and expect nothing other than survive, ya know. People who actually aim for something and work for it, those are my favorite kind when it comes to this sort of stuff. :3

Aaah! It’s good to know that you can still pass the class with a higher grade, buddy! Though it must be stresssful, that semester is closing. It must sorta feel like time is on you, which is maybe the worst feeling of them all D:

I know you can do it, QS! You seem to always work very hard to approve and do well in your exams, so I believe in you :3 See, you’ve made it so far in your school history, you just gotta pull through this one like you’ve done before. You’ve got this, buddy! Just gotta work hard, eat well, and VERY important, rest!

Though if you can’t do much, don’t you worry either. Work hard, yes, but don’t over work!!! That will only do but wear you out in all ways, and we don’t want that, buddy. I know grades are important for papers and scholarships and etc., but remember you’re not the grade you get. Grades are only…a generalized measure. But they don’t measure YOU exactly. So know that C+ or B- or anything, you know how good you are, and getting a bad grade doesn’t mean you’re bad at it, it just means you need a little more time to improve.

Still, I’m gonna be cheering on you, buddy! Sending you HIGHLY MAGICAL RACCOON VIBES so your grades can go as far up as possible without you overworking yourself!! MAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

It’s good to know that you have ambitions. Indeed, they’ll be great help in so many aspects of your life! Just remember that, as anything else, excess is what can ruin it, alright? So you keep those ambitions and aim up and keep going, but remember to aim for a high mountain, not the sun or you’ll burn yourself! So long it’s not in excess, GO, QUICKSILVER!!! IMMA BE LOUDLY, LOUDLY CHEERING ON YOU ALL THE TIME, POM POMS IN HANDS AND CONFETTI AND EVERYTHING!! o(≧▽≦)o

*gASPS*

THE INCREDIBLES 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVED THE MOVIE!!

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

BUDDY

DID YOU SEE MY GUEST APPEARANCE? HUH? DID YOU LIKE IT? HUH!?!? (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)

I was the raccoonie!!! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

…well, okay, it wasn’t me, bUT, I like to pretend it was me. If they had hired me and not that other raccoonie, the movie would have been FLUFFIER and more adorbs, so they miss it aklsjdklsjfs.

Still, it was a great movie, wasn’t it!?!?! I really loved it all! I only wished they could have made Elastigirl look more her age; she looks in early 30′s, and I would have loved to see this 40′s heroine looking her age. I think that one of the many people that are missing representation is middle aged heroes!!

But other than that, it was a BLAST! Sadly, children movies don’t arrive to theatres here in english, only in the spanish dub. I would have LOVED to watch it in english because of this actor…you know, this character, the guy that hires the Incredibles and Fronoze? I forgot his name… (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) But he’s voiced by the guy that plays Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul! I never watched Breaking Bad, but I’ve watched many BCS episodes with m y bro (who did watch BB), and from the first moment I heard him I was like “Wow, he’s got a nice voice!! He’d make a great voice actor :D” and BAM!! Incredibles 2 smacks me in the face with him!! AAAAAAAAAH!

It’s really good to know that you got to hang with some friends and that you watched the movie!! I really liked it and I’m happy to know so did you! :D

Oh! And no worries about the ask being “negative”, that’s fine! We’re buddies, and buddies have each other’s back in both good and bad times, right? What sort of bad friend would I be if I only spoke about the good things with you? Nah buddy, not my style! You throw anything that’s in your mind to me, and I’ll catch it just fine. You’re my buddy and I’m interested in anything you say, even if it’s bad news. Can’t do much to help, but I’m there to read you at least! :3

And even sharing bad news has its bright side; you’re putting some trust in me to tel me all that. Which, honestly, means lots to me and I think it’s something very pretty. So thank you soooooooooo, so much for this bit of trust you’ve given me, and for sharing what’s been going on in your side with me!! I’m happy that you share your news with me, I’m happy to hear from you about anything, and I’m happy that you take the time and effort to write to me. Aasjdsdkljgfs, it really means lots to me, buddy. Thank you. (ﾉ_；)ヾ(´ ∀ ` )♡

Anyway, that’s that!

Thank you LOTS for dropping by, buddy, I’m happy to hear from you even if it’s not so happy news. :3

Thank you for sharing this with me, and for being as nice and good as usual. You’re amazing!! *clings to your head*

I hope you too are having a MOST INCREDIBLE (hah! see what I did there?) day or night, buddy!! Lotsa raccoonie good vibes and hugs for you!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

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napalmmanexe · 7 years ago

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Fits of Random 9.5

Narrator: Another day. Another cold wintery day. Another cold, wintery, lousy, gloomy, overcast, yucky, poopy....

Matt: ( In his room, lying on his bed with his laptop ) We get it! >3 Today's weather stinks! ( Playing a game ) I gotta do something else....( Starts watching an abridged anime, stops part way ) I don't wanna do that either...( Opens his BIOS coding program ).....I can't concentrate. Why can't I do something productive?? XC ( Flailing his arms )

Rahbie: ( Walks into Matt's room ) A lot of people have been restless. ^_^; The weather keeps everyone indoors, so people are getting bored easily.

Matt: I don't feel like doing....Anything. 8C Nothing at all.

Rahbie: Well, there's one thing...:3 ( Giving him a sly grin, posing lewdly )

Matt: Its not that I don't appreciate the offer, but I'm not doing that kind of content anymore.

Rahbie: But our love making is always so good. <83

Matt: It is, but not every written or drawn piece that tells a story has to have sex in it in order to be good. I want to focus on work that draws people in for adventure, drama, and humor.

Rahbie: Oh good for you master. ^_^ ( Sitting with him ) You think people will go for it?

Matt: I'm not feeding the internet its junk food anymore. I make good quality work as best as I can. |3

Rahbie: Funny, the way you talk; it sounds as if you expect someone to hear it. ^-^

Matt: Very very true. ^-^

Matt and Rahbie: ( Both of them staring at whoever reads this ) PG only folks. :3

( The scene changes to the title screen with Neko fairies swarming all over it )

Neko Fairies: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 83c ( Covering the opening scene with confetti and silly faces drawn with crayon )

( A static scene change shows Shift training in the household dojo, practicing his Metamorph skill set )

Shift: Shape Shift!! ( Trying to think of something )

Azure: ( Behind Shift, whispering ) A Life Sized Glow in Dark Teddy Bear! :3

Shift: A Life Sized Glow In the Dark Teddy Bear...wut? |3 ( Changes into the exact thing ) Whhhhuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaat? <83 OOoffff!!!

Azure: ( Tackle hugs Shift at full speed ) Nyeeeoooooooooooooh! X3c

Shift: Oh bother....<:3 ( Getting adorably huggled by Azure )

( Scene changes to....Scene changes to...?? )

Narrator: Where's the next skit?

Matt: Next skit? /3

Rahbie: Master don't we have something for the next scene? <:3

Matt: ( Back to being dispondent and playing a video game ) Don't ask me, I don't know. |3

Napalm: ( Still in the form of a life sized glow in the dark teddy bear ) Buddy, what happened to that schedule from the previous episode?

Azure: ( Huggling Napalm, clinging to his back. Nuzzling and purring ) Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. X3c

Matt: Schedule? ( Trying to think )

Rahbie: Master you promised...( Showing him video footage of the last Fits of Random )

Matt: Oh yeah...that....( Looking at them with a blank stare ) ....( Goes back to his game )

Rahbie: Alright you've left us little choice, master. ( Sounding stern )

Matt: Do any of you work my job?

Napalm and Rahbie: ...No? O_o

Matt: Good, matter settled. That job has done nothing but bring grief, stress, and it eats a person's soul from the inside. If I could I'd flatten the place....

Napalm: Robot Masters already tried that.

Matt: What? ( Blinking, somewhat surprised )

Azure: Nyan, because its fourth wall related all that happened was... :3

( The sound of humorous piano key banging signaled a cutaway scene with Bass and the other Robot Masters standing on a ship on the east coast of the States )

GutsMan: Throw a Rock at it!! ( Stomps his foot and gets a random boulder. Tossing it at the shore )

Boulder: ( Reaches the shore line and vanishes with a poof-fart effect ) Frrtt!~

GutsMan: Well....shucks!

( The scene ends with the piano banging effect played in reverse )

Napalm: What we're getting at is your job is turning into a bad excuse and the video games are turning into a distraction.

Matt: And what're you all gonna do? F3 Hijack the episode? ( Turns his head. Within seconds gets jumped on ) Gah! What the heck?? D:

Mayreen: ( In a tight fitting police girl outfit ) Keep your arms and legs spread out where I can see them. Anything you say will be used against you by the cord of this game controller. >3

Matt: Kitten this is unecessarriiiiiiiiie where are we going? <83 ( Being carried off, hands held together by zip ties. Flung over Mayreen's shoulder )

Mayreen: To Adventure! >83

Azure: And a half decent plot. :3 Cue the goofy cutaway effects!

( The scene changes to the group standing at the entrence of the Alpha ruins where all the aggressive monsters and things spawned from )

Matt: A treasure dig against the island's baddies?

Napalm: Nope, we're inspecting a thing. ( Now back to normal ) Someone turned something loose and its been stealing trinkets from the citizens.

Azure: And we know who it is. :3

Matt: Not much of an inspection if we already know who the perp is. |3

Mayreen: We needed your mental powers to get answers from the perps. Trust me you'll know why when you see them. ^-^

Matt: ( Watches as Napalm pulls out Saya and Sheath. The two top agents from Ouma. Both of them hand cuffed ) Yep I see why you need me. O_o

Sheath: Is bright boy desu. :3

Saya: You want to know what we turned loose? ^-^ ( Calmly smiling ) We'll never tell.

Sheath: The lips of bunny desu are of sealed and shut. :3

Matt: Ya don't say? XD ( Placing a hand on each of their heads, starts getting into their memories )

( All Matt saw in Saya's head was a blank fog. Sheath's was a jumble of awful American and Japanese words, with every other second a desu went off with a chibi form of Sheath running around carefree and acting adorable and hilarious. )

Matt: That....didn't get us far guys and gals. O_o

Rahbie: But that always works. D:

Matt: Saya is so deeply Zenned I can't get through. Sheath is a coloring book of botched American and Japanese words. o_o

Saya: Hmmmhmhmhm. ^-^ You will have to get us to talk another way. ;3

Sheath: Hmmhmmhmhmhmm desu desu. ;3

Matt:....I said I'm keeping it PG. >3 And I'm sticking by it.

Saya: Well I...( Looks behind her ) Excuse me but where are my weapons? ^-^

Sheath: Sheath's banger and slicer desu is also of not being the here. :3

Napalm: ( Looks where he put their gear ) I could have sworn I put them right here. O_o ( Sees the shadow of something big, with feathers, and had Saya and Sheath's weapons in its beak )

Mayreen: Its....a huge crow....o_o

Saya: Oh....Oh my thats our little project we turned loose. ^-^

Matt: You freed a giant crow to do what with it? F3

Sheath: Fun and giggles. :3 And is not a corn field crow of crowing.

???: ( Lets out a terrible scream ) SkEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiich!!!

Mayreen and Azure: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa our ears!!! <XC

Napalm: What? I can't hear! >3 ( Both ears bleeding )

Matt: That....is ....not a crow. O_O

Saya: Its a Shrieker. ^-^

Rahbie: The same Shrieker that terrorizes towns and steals shiny things and is super dangerous to take on? O_o

Sheath: ( Nodding her head yes, making a rattling noise ) Yup yup yup yup. ^w^

Saya: You see, there is a place hidden deep. I'd say...at least 20 levels down. Its a gateway to madness and the creepiest creatures you ever saw. I even had to leave because the madness was just a bit too much. ^-^

Sheath: Sheath was hearing bad voices desu. <:3

Matt: Well....who's up for a tough boss fight? >3

Napalm, Rahbie, Mayreen, and Azure: You bet! >83

Saya: We can tell you where its nesting....if you turn us loose. ^-^

Napalm: On a tree near the Tree of Life in Mon Bush? XD

Saya:.....Why yes. ^-^ But there's still one thing we know and we won't tell you unless you let us go.

Matt: Hits like a truck, cries do damage to people's sanity, doesn't stay long once aggravated? XD

Saya: Now you're just taking the fun out of it. <:3 ( Pouting )

Sheath: Oh but the other thing....:3

Saya: Sheath, shush. ^-^

Matt: What other thing? O_o ( Looking at Sheath )

Sheath: Desu thing. Saya do remembering? :3

Saya: Sheath I'm going to punish you if you bring it up again. ^-^

Sheath: No! <83 Desu Saya said to be having Desu Sheath remind desu!

Mayreen: Yes Sheath, what is the thing? ^-^

Sheath: No telling non desu's! >3 Oh shoot! <83 Sheath wasn't being whispery much.

Saya: I'm going really teach you a lesson later, Sheath.....

Sheath: But hurts and ouchies....<:3

Saya: Say one more word and your behind will be so red it will glow in the dark. Now, shut it. ^-^

Rahbie: Now thats just mean. |3

Saya: You don't run my rail road darling. ^-^

Napalm: I got an idea....how about we string Saya up with a bunch of trinkets and when the Shrieker comes by it'll pick her apart?

Saya:....I wouldn't. ^-^

Matt: No no we can punish them both later for their antics. We have a Shrieker to hunt and some kind of thing to deal with....right Sheath? :3

Sheath:...No punish....be nice desu? <:3

Narrator: Back at the Boarding House where our heroes threw on their gear and happily skipped tralala to the Shrieker's nest!~

Shift: Dude are you on something? |3

Narrator: Who me? Noooooo of course not! ( Whispering to someone ) Behind my booth, tonight. I'm low and I....

Shift: ( Glaring at the Narrator ) >3

Narrator: Crap they can hear me!! ( Footsteps heard running out of the booth and down a bunch of stairs )

Shift: I'll deal with him later. ( Flying along on his energy disc while Rahbie provided a magic carpet for Matt, Mayreen, Saya, and Sheath )

Saya: Darlings, why are we going along?

Mayreen: You turned that creepy thing loose, you're helping us take it out.

Sheath: Desu bird likes dodge. :3

Rahbie: ....Honey you need to work on your English. That made no sense. <_<

Sheath: Dodgy dodgy desu. :3 Sheath telling the important stuff! <:3

Matt: She means its very agile so landing a hit on it might prove challenging. ( Looks ahead ) There's the nest and the bird is home. Everyone ready?

Saya: ( She and Sheath having some spare weapons from the house armory ) Not my favorite gear but it will do. ^-^

Mayreen: ( Also has her merc armor on ) I'm ready Matty. ^w^

Rahbie: I'll provide support if anything goes wrong. ^-^

Myffle: ( On Shift's right shoulder ) And I'll do my usual cute neko fairy stuff! :3c

Shift: Good girl ! :D Lets go! >3

French Narrator: Zey all landed on a large branch nearest zee nest.

Sheath: Desu Narrator of Sponges and Bobs? /:3

French Narrator: First one got busted for zee drugs. I am how you say, one out of many.

Saya: That booth must be busy. ^-^

Shrieker: Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ( Landing in front of the nest )

Rahbie: That's way too many eyes for a bird! <8C

Matt: There's all the trinkets in the nest! ( Pointing )

Mayreen: And a lot of dead bodies too. <:3

Shift: Hit it and hit it hard! >3 ( Summons his lazer light bo staff, running at top speed, swinging and missing ) Someone follow up! >3

Mayreen: I got it! >3 ( Throwing six flash bangs from under her trench coat )

Shrieker: SKiIIIiiiiieeeeee??!! ( Wings flailing and flapping )

Matt: ( Using pure BIOS energy to grab and strike at the bird ) Man this thing has got some muscle on it! >3

Shift, Saya, Sheath: ( All of them slashing and stabbing it ) Hyaaaaaaaaah! >3

Mayreen: ( Shooting at the bird's head when she got a clean shot, using her sniper rifle ) Grrrrrr, this isn't doing enough damage! >3

Rahbie: Watch out!! D: ( Watching the Shrieker puff up )

Shrieker: Skaaaaaaaaaaw skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw skaaaaaaaaaaw!!

Matt, Shift, Mayreen, Rahbie, Saya, Sheath, Myffle: ( All of them holding their ears in pain ) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgghh!! XC

Shrieker: ( Lifting off and performs a dive at the group, its super sharp beak gleaming as it rocketed at them )

Shift: S-shape Shift....!! ( Trying to concentrate )

Azure: ( Suddenly shows up ) Hai sorry got distracted by candy! <:3 Nyan thats a big bird. And its headed for my Nappy?! >3 ( Using her Speed Skill Set to get near the shrieker and grabbing its beak with her claws ) You're going THIS way! >83 ( Using leverage and speed to force the Shrieker off its path and into a thick branch of the tree )

Shift: Azure, where have you been?? D:

Myffle: I smell candy. :3

Azure: Sorry hope I didn't miss too much. <:3c

Shift: Honey your timing is perfect. :D Now...lets hit this sucker with something....splodey. >:)

Mayreen: I second that idea! >:3 ( Tossing some C4 on the Shrieker's bum )

Shift: Shape Shift Crash Man! ( Changes to the robot master Crash Man, fires numerous Crash Bombs, latching onto the birds bum )

Saya and Sheath: ( Quickly tying grenades to the monster's feathers ) Count us in. :D

Matt: ( Pulls out his Modded 3DS, summons a rocket launcher ) Everyone clear!

French Narrator: Meanwhile.~

Nappa: ( At the boarding house, has a camera recording Vegeta stacking a sizable card castle ) Aaaaaalmost done, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Shush. Even the smallest noises will undo this priceless piece of work...ever so....carefully...quietly... ( Places the last card ) Finally. Hah, who said I couldn't do something artsie and peaceful!

SFX: Fragaboomff!

Nappa: Did something explode, Vegeta? ( Looks from behind the camera ) Vegetaaaaaa?

Vegeta: ( Under a huge mound of scattered cards ) Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff....Fudge Pops!!! Gah when did we go PG??

French Narrator: Back to ze tree.~

Matt: ( He and the others covered in Shrieker feathers ) Didn't think that would happen....O_o

Mayreen: Ptooey! >3p ( Spitting out some feathers ) Bleh, no idea where that thing's been. >XC

Saya and Sheath: ( Yanking their weapons out of the Shrieker's nest ) There we go. ^-^

Rahbie: ( Using her magic to clean everyone off ) Alright, everyone's safe and uninjured?

Saya: Hmmmm I suppose there is one little, tiny detail I should share with since you allowed Sheath and myself to tag along this far. ^-^

Shift:....What did you do? F3

Sheath: Crazydoor of mad stuff. <:3 Desu me and Saya desu might have left open for things to very many much walk out?

Matt: You loosed a bunch of more of that unholy nonsense into the Alpha Ruins?? >3

Saya: In so many words, yes. ^-^

Mayreen and Azure: Why...? <:3

Saya:...Hmmmm call it curiosity. ^-^

Sheath: Definitely not cursed blood-orb thingy for Ouma. :3 Never that.

Matt: ....Saya...Sheath....come here. |3

Saya: I know that tone and no we will not. ^-^

Matt: Come here. |3 ( Walking toward them )

Sheath: Scary face. <:3

Mayreen: Oh dear. <:3

Rahbie: He's gonna give them an earful. <:3

French Narrator: 15 minutes later.~

Matt: Now you're gonna come with us, and fix this mess. Is that understood? >3

Saya: ( Rubbing her behind ) Ow...Oh dear...Mm yes, understood. ^-^;

Sheath: Owie....<:'3 ( Crying a little ) Okay will help desu.

Shift: Alright, lets bust up this nest and return the trinkets.

French Narrator: Later, back at ze boarding house.

???: I'm not crazy, you're crazy!! D8

Matt: ( Standing at the front porch of the boarding house ) The heck is this? <:3

Myffle: ( Pops up in the front of the scene ) More to come in the next episode! :3 Stuff happens, hilarity will ensue! Stay tuned!

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