#although i do have to say my initial misreading of landry violence as *laundry* violence was better imo

[astyrra]

a list of my favourite blaseball player names:

adelaide judochop

alaynabella hollywood

anathema elemefayo

axel trololol

beans mcblase

bennett bluesky

betsy trombone

blood hamburger

montgomery bullock

bontgomery mullock

boyfriend monreal

caligula lotus

cannonball sports

comfort septemberish

concrete mandible

coolname galvanic

eugenia garbage

freemium seraph

gerund pantheocide

gloria bugsnax

jacoby podcast

jaylen hotdogfingers

jessica telephone

jolene willowtree

juice collins

justice spoon

karato bean

kaz fiasco

kelvin drumsolo

king weatherman

knight triumphant

landry violence

lenny marijuana

liquid friend

mags banananana

math velasquez

muse scantron

nerd pacheco

nyx snapjaw

oliver notarobot

peanut bong

pitching machine

polkadot patterson

quack enjoyable

rat batson

rodriguez internet

scoobert toast

scores baserunner

sixpack dogwalker

slosh truk

socks maybe

summers pony

tad seeth

twofurious puddles

usurper violet

xandra pancakes

zesty yaboi