#altho theres like a 50/50 chance its fine unrefrigerated since the exact flavor of sausage hasnt been revealed to us

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so many good parts from this article about the twins sausage

As Ryan Jeffers remembers, the sausage appeared just before he and Edouard Julien hit back-to-back home runs in the sixth inning to finally tag Chicago starter Michael Soroka.

it just appeared, knowing it was needed

It’s most visible when Jeffers tosses it to a teammate following a home run, but Twins players are said to touch it for good luck before an at-bat, too. “It’s very weird, very gross, but at the same time, it’s working," Carlos Correa said. "So we’ll stick with it."

the things they do to win

“It's not wet on the outside yet,” Jeffers said.

yes im sure that means its fine

"It's going to have mold all over it," Farmer said. "It's going to, like, grow hair." Jeffers added: "We don't want the Minnesota Twins' sausage to start another worldwide crisis."

every time they toss it its russian roulette to become the next patient zero

On the way to Anaheim ahead of the Twins’ last series, Popkins is said to have put it in Jeffers’ bag. Jeffers said he triple-wrapped it in plastic bags and put it inside a shoe.

appropriate safety measures

and of course:

“It's the idea of the sausage,” Jeffers said. “It's the meaning behind the sausage. We're going to learn more about the sausage as the days go by.”