#alternatively: celestia bad bob

[lilacborrower]

ok heres my justitfication for the omgcp mlp assignments do not argue with me i am right and listen i never would have put this shit into the world if fulbright had simply given me money.

anyway:

twilight sparkle ransom: test anxiety coral reef mode. lives in a library and regularly pulls allnighters researching. done.

spike holster: remember the chadification of spike in the time skip? yeah? great. moving on.

pinkie pie bitty: baker, cheerful, probably adhd, hides emotions under acts of service for others and a happy facade

fluttershy jack: specifically freshman jack. just-met-shitty jack. social anxiety, not a fan of the spotlight, big Please Leave Me Alone vibes, people love to trample their boundaries.

rainbow dash shitty: energy levels. hype levels. jocks. rainbow dash is also definitely in charge of tub juice recipes or whatever the pony equivalent is.

applejack dex: farm, lobster boat, same diff.

rarity nursey: artistes searching for authenticité. also rarity and applejack bickering parallels to dex and nursey bickering.

i think thats all? anyway dan kramer fund my research 2022.