#alternative inflation

[fillo-dough]

the chocolate in my pantry from the holidays has made me think about being inflated with brownie batter.

maybe a slice of a decadent brownie tastes good on the tongue, but causes me to feel a slow, liquidy churn inside me. by late in the evening, my belly is full of thick batter — though i wouldn’t know it, i’m just experiencing some odd indigestion, of course.

going to bed with my pajamas stretched around my middle, i fall asleep with my belly delicately perched above me, as if it might spill onto my sides. it grumbles with smooth, creamy batter. maybe it stops there, and i involuntarily pump the batter out of me, or i get help from a kind (or sadistic 😉) soul.

or, maybe i awake to my belly somehow slightly fuller from before and much firmer. there is only a very quiet bubbling, and no movement inside of me. i stand to feel how heavy my belly is— dense, even.

someone might realize that somehow the batter became baked inside me, and i would certainly need help getting it out. it might take a long time to get it out though, so i would inevitably have to go out in public at some point, trying to squeeze my belly into some concealing jeans — and try not to clutch myself as the sweet treat is compacted further inside of me.

[just-another-bite]

two friends having a sleepover, one of whom, decides it might be fun if the other put on a couple pounds. Just in good natured intent though, honest.

So during the night, she grabs all the cans and bottle of soda that she can find, getting around a quarter of their contents to fit in a large punch bowl she had laying around. She dips one end of a funnel hose into the bowl and slips the other into her friends mouth, taping her lips to the tube to prevent it from slipping out. She begins pouring the soda into the funnel, watching her friend choke for a moment before instinctively swallowing, breathing through her nose as her throat bobbed. In all honesty, she's surprised her friend hasn't woken up yet, but she won't complain. By the end of the first bowl, she gently pried her friend's shirt up to inspect her handiwork, and she's met with the sight of her friends bloated belly, rounded as though she's gorged herself on a hearty meal. She smiles and gently rubs the curve of it, admiring the slosh and give that the soda provides, alongside the gurgles of the carbonation trapped inside.

She prepared the second bowl, pouring slower this time considering how tight her friends belly already seems. She hears her friend grunt, the occasional whimper leaving her lips as she continues chugging. What brings a smile to her lips is when she sees her friend's shirt begin to lift up, clinging more tightly to her friends chest as her belly domes, swaying gently with each chug. When she finished the second bowl, she crouched at her friends legs, noticing how her belly now blocked her friends face. The skin is obviously straining, a bright pink gracing it's surface as she reaches forward and begins rubbing it again. The churning of soda in her friends guts is a nice choir as she watches the show of her friends stomach.

She's onto the third bowl, watching her friend begin to struggle. Sweats on her brow, stretch marks on her stomach as the soda fights for space inside an already cramped stomach that must be nearing its full capacity. She hears more whined and grunts, before the bowl is finally empty and her friend is left laying on the bed looking nearly double 9 months pregnant with a quivering and sloshing stomach.

What else are friends for, right?

[legokingfisher]

Thinking about the inflatable Dareth autopilot thing again and like what if it becomes a tradition. Every time the bounty is destroyed and rebuilt or repaired after damage, they always make sure there’s a blow up Dareth for the autopilot. There is a stash of spare Dareths in the workshop under the monastery. In DR when Sora is making repairs to the bounty she tests the autopilot to make sure it’s in working order and she sees an inflatable doll with the likeness of Some Guy on it and she’s like what the fuck

[armenianwriterman]

I have just came up with my first AU idea! I’ve said multiple times that I really enjoy Tetsutetsu and Kendo and wish we could get a lot more from the 1B kids, so I just thought to myself, what if we did? What if the USJ rescue training was a double class project and the 1A kids and the 1B kids both got attacked by the League? Both classes get very close as a result and end up doing a lot of things together.

I understand that’s a lot of characters to keep track of in the plot, but I kinda want to see it.

[baconcolacan]

Them teehee 💚💜💙❤️

❤️💙: both have stolen each other's clothes at one point (mostly Tom).

💚❤️: freaked the fuck out when they had their first kiss in highschool.

💙💜: because of Matt being a vampire his body temperature is a little lower. He likes to cuddle Tom for both affection and warmth.

💚💜: didn't notice they were likely more than friends til Tom called them out about it (they were shocked too. Stupid/aff)

💙💚: Tom only sings around Edd, Edd finds his voice lovely.

❤️💜: used to tease Matt a lot as a kid, turns out he just had a huge crush on him and won't admit it till they were older.

THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM ALL HDKSKD ESP THE EDDMATT ONE!! Love me a dumbassxdumbass

Also the TomEdd one Im SO SOFT FOR THEM 😭🫵

[jacepi-time]

Being so self-righteous that you refuse to listen to criticism about scams and believe any liar on the internet doesn't help victims, it just puts money in the pockets of thieves

Your acts of self-righteous wrath is vigilantly stamping out voices crying for justice and stealing money from victims to fill a con man's pocket

[sesamestreep]

fuck I can’t believe I have to say this but you know it’s not stupid or even immoral to have hope even when things are objectively bad right?? you do know that finding fault in literally everything and never permitting yourself to ever relax or be positive or hope for the best is ACTIVELY BAD FOR YOUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH, RIGHT?? PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW THIS!!!

[fwoomp-me-up]

I hope you know I’m thinking about inflation via carbonation now bc of you

— @mothgirlantennae

"hey, help me relieve some of this pressure, eh?" I wave you over and pat my bloated, taut-skinned bust.

You do, because you're so kind and helpful. But I failed to mention why I'm like this - not pressure from milk as one might expect, but pressure from overshaken champagne. So you latch on expecting mild liquid, only to here the pssshhhhhhttt of rushing bubbles.

Rushing bubbles and sweet sparkling wine alike flood your senses. When you come to, I'm looking a bit less bloated - you did manage to relieve my pressure enough to make a difference.

But in doing so, you seem to have taken on quite a bit of air yourself.

[skeletontheblacktophat]

on that bouncy flower she is (alt angle)

[melissa-s23]

Evolving into adulthood by experiencing my first burning rage over my boss' expectations of our work while knowing jack shit about the job so he can have a nice lill bonus at the end of the year.

I want to start maiming.

[fillo-dough]

Incident Report 001 Concerning the danger and subsequent containment of the genetically modified so-called "Dinner Oranges," marketed as equally filling as a meal.

Venue: La Secreta Orange Grove and Juicing Center Date and time of incident: Monday. 11 AM. Business hours, operating as usual. Description of incident: A staff member working as a picker for La Secreta Orange Grove and Juicing Center pockets a "Dinner Orange" in their apron while working a shift. During their lunch break, the employee mingles with some other employees in the break room of the juicing center. Without their own meal, the employee takes out the "Dinner Orange" and cuts out a slice with a paring knife. They report that the orange was particularly sweet and juicy. After slowly eating the remainder of the orange, the employee claims that the fruit was abnormally satisfying. Witnesses say that about 15 minutes after the employee began eating, they started hearing loud rumbles and gurgles coming from the employee's intestines. The employee confirms this, and testifies that they felt a strangely pleasurable fizzing sensation coming from their insides. Nearby employees report that the employee's mid section began swelling noticeably, over the course of about 5 minutes. One reports that "their belt was working harder than a mule," and another that "you'd think they'd swallowed a beach ball." The employee states that this swelling initially felt like typical bloating, but it quickly turned to a sensation of their body filling with liquid, which they compared to a water balloon. After several unintentional emissions, the employee excused themselves to the restroom. They found themselves unable to abate the swelling of their large, rotund middle, and furthermore, unable to re-button their pants. It is at this point that they claim they called management, who declined requests for comment. They say that managers emptied a portion of the juicing facility and escorted the employee, holding up their pants under their belly with their hands, to the top of an orange juicer. They claim that management did not turn the juicer on, but instead used the juicers structure "like a drain." They claim that an upper management staff member who they were unfamiliar with sat slightly above them and began massaging their bulging middle with nitrile-gloved hands. The employee testifies that their stomach was "rock hard" and that sloshing was audible. After some coaxing, the employee claims they became unable to control their pelvic floor muscles and the contents of their stomach began draining into the juicer below them ("all of it...it all started coming out"). They claim that their waste was not typical, but was instead orange juice, with pulp and pith that they could "feel sliding out." The employee claims that their condition produced the equivalent of two gallons of "orange juice," and that they were "silenced" when they were let go the following day. La Secreta denies the incident and reassures the public that their advertisements are honest that their oranges produce "all the orange juice you could drink!" Agents are currently overseeing the facility and all "Dinner Orange" shipments are halted and recalled until the investigation is complete.

[maepop]

murasaki has a thing for inoue right? pls tell me more!!! what is Murasaki attracted to there

we're still figuring that out

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[vanilla-voyeur]

Automatically adjusted for inflation

i think anyone aged 16 or older should be entitled to an apartment and $800/month for groceries, utilities, etc. simply by existing

[bitcoinversus]

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