#altaqua

[estarion]

@altaqua broke our " pizza at the same time " rule, so .. . . . *blocked*

[estarion]

@altaqua

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[warwaited]

@altaqua started following

She just couldn't help herself. Considering the weapons she's been using up until now have been broomsticks, particularly lengthy tree branches and the occasional rock off the ground, seeing a genuine quarterstaff in the hands of the Wizard of Waterdeep had been an opportunity too good to pass up.

Of course, he returns from washing his face in the stream much more quickly than she anticipated, and is treated to at the very least a few seconds of her doing staff forms with his spellcasting focus before she realizes he's there. She seizes up for a moment, then straightens herself up and bows her head before offering the weapon back out.

"...my apologies."

Seconds pass. Dramatic pause stretches into uncomfortable silence.

"It is well-weighted. I appreciated the iron bands at either end. They lend more weight to potential strikes."

[spellwound]

@altaqua

"Listen, I forgot." mildly true, but still hilarious; zynth trying to outfit gale with a two handed magical glaive and forgetting that you need a hand free to cast spells is objectively (stupid &) hilarious. "Don't look at me like that."

[venoshockiscool]

Convergent Swablu line!

Swablub

Water/Flying

“Sailors are often puzzled by the appearance of Swablu leaping from the sea. This however is the fish Pokemon known as Swablub! It’s fins resemble sea foam to hide from wingull”

Altaqua

Flying/Ice

“Altaqua grace the sea surface with its elegant leaps! It is said that good fortune will fall upon those who witness its graceful displays”

[estarion]

“B-bro…”

FMK: Current Me, Me Ascended, Me as Magistrate :D

Fuck: Ascended you for the raw thrill

Marry: magistrate for the political advantage

Keen on the current you cuz ur a bro

[auburniivenus]

not pleased that gale is not coming to the goth party in cazador's residence. @estarion @altaqua

[estarion]

@altaqua is playing elden ring and ignoring my ass

YOU SHALL DIE !!!!!!! jk bro, felt cute. let's ascend later

[estarion]

@altaqua　@flightofaqrow　@vigilant-cleric　@culmors

"old man yaoi" has become one of my new favourite phrases which is unfortunate because it is inappropriate in roughly 99% of real world scenarios

[estarion]

@altaqua ／ @auburniivenus ／ @fallesto

[estarion]

live reaction to gale’s meaty thighs

[estarion]

@altaqua　y O U　S H A L L　D I E　!!!!!!!!!!!

[estarion]

@auburniivenus is spending the night and singing (loudly) about coffee…

[estarion]

was just doing some deep thinking and realized i have only one person who truly understands me and i never had to fuck him for the privilege. gale is my best friend in the whole entire world… that is all.

[estarion]

"Hey man. I made you a sandwich."

“you made me a sandwich?” gale affirms. oh, yes. astarion, stretched like a feline across the chaise lounge ( shamelessly lackadaisical for the past hour ), does not believe. can it truly be? nobody ever makes things for him. for good reason — he can't eat them. but gale says it’s ready to go. curiosity compels ... “can i see?” he's encouraged to, in fact. he jumps up, rushes into the other room. there it is, on the counter. look at it. lopsided, loaded with ham and stinky cheese and crisps, wafting of an overabundance of mustard. entirely inedible. but filled with fraternal love. he takes a fucking bite. “... it’s. it’s horrible!” but he keeps eating.

[estarion]

"I understand you are currently serving c*ck but I'm going to need you to lock it in or we will most assuredly perish!"

FOR FUCK’S SAKE—