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ethan-acfan · 1 month ago

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DESMOND HAS TERRIBLE TASTE IN FOOD

He drinks his coffee black, not for the energy or to be pretentious, but just because he genuinely fucking prefers it that way. He prefers the taste of strong alcohol, give him a can of 4loko, and he will drink it like plain water. He eats overly spicy food (like so spicy it just straight ruins the flavor), not even just because he has a high spice tolerance, just because he likes it???? He eats canned soup straight out the can without even heating it up, actually, he refuses to heat up any kind of leftovers and just eats them cold even if it's something that absolutely should not be eaten cold. Everyone refuses to eat at his house after they saw him throw back a can of cold baked beans without even blinking.

#is this because the food from the farm was dry and tough so thats what hes used to??#....perchance #this is most prevalent with coffee #the other assumed he was just being edgy and pretentious at first #but then they realized he was just like that???#like he genuinely enjoyed drinking his coffee like that #they refuse to let him into the kitchen #oh and it only got worse after he went through altair's memories #altair who eats for energy and efficiency and nothing else #yeah he totally picked up altair's bad eating habits along with his shitty taste #assassin's creed #desmond miles #silly desmond #desmond

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