#alt text in the morning. my brain is fried

[loveafterlife]

req for @dj-paintpony of levi in this dress!

ur brain is huge... vers. without the cat ears is under the cut!

apologies for the reupload as well! i noticed a mistake orz

[jaymihampton]

This is a rambling story that I started writing in April and here it is the first of May.  Hopefully, my “Jaymi” brain doesn’t take till the first of June to finish this.  I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing.

In April I wrote: This has been a very interesting year when it comes to weather.  Just the other day I put my winter PJs in the drawer, and now I have had to pull them out again. Maybe we should take a lesson from the weather and be willing to change and keep everyone guessing as to what our next creation will be. I’m all for that.

April has been interesting as I started the month taking a trip to Fairhope Alabama with my friend Linda Lloyd.  We ate enough fried seafood to last us a year, but it sure was good.  Now I have to go on a diet to get back to my original curvy fluffy body because the day after Easter I leave on a 10-day excursion to Texas.  For my birthday my daughter and son-in-law are taking Charles and Me on a trip to see the Texas wildflowers.  What I really wanted to see will be long gone due to the warm weather Texas has been having.  The Bluebonnets, how I do love them.

Bluebonnet Tile

My love of Bluebonnets started because back in the early 1900’s my grandfather purchased bags of bluebonnet seeds and spread them on the highways of Mason County.  He ran a trucking line and he wanted his County to be the prettiest one in Texas.  Even though the roads have been widened I like to think that the fields of bluebonnets throughout Mason County are the offspring of what my Grandfather planted many years ago.

May 2017- Back home from Texas and oh what I pleasure it was to drive through Mason County in the hill country of Texas.  There were still patches of bluebonnets covering the roadside, but what made them even more beautiful were the Indian Blankets and Indian Paint Brushes that surrounded them.  The colors ranged from blues to dark red to bright yellow.  It was a beautiful time to be in my home state.

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Wildflowers Blubonnets

Indian paint brushes and blankets

Road side view

The cactus was in bloom and my daughter climbed up the embankment to get me a close up of the flower.  Her husband was not happy because bees were flying all around her.

Cactus bloom and beetles.

When we got back in the car and looked at the photo she had taken it wasn’t bees!  The flower was covered with beetles.

Wildflowers were not our only reason for going to Texas.  We wanted to visit with my oldest living relative.  Aunt Dorothy is 95 years old and still gets up every morning and puts on full face makeup and goes to the beauty parlor every week.  She is beautiful both inside and out.  She still lives in her home that sits in front of my cousin’s home so he and his wife check on her every day, but she is a very independent lady.

Cocktail hour at the Johnson Family Farm

The trip included visits to my sister and another cousin’s home so I have a lot more stories to tell as well as photos galore.  My cousin Gary’s place is ery interesting as he raises exotic animals.  So stay tuned I have only begun to tell my stories.

April turns into May, and I keep writing! This is a rambling story that I started writing in April and here it is the first of May.  

[carriefisherscokenail]

as payback you gotta do aLL ONE HUNDRED UNUSUAL ASKS

>:0000

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?Spotify. always

is your room messy or clean?clean !!!! i cleaned yesterday

what color are your eyes?green to me but some ppl say hazel but i think theyre green

do you like your name? why?sometimes as a kid i always HATED my name because i think its ugly and i still do but now i just care less

what is your relationship status?i have a real cute gf

describe your personality in 3 words or lessbad jokes

what color hair do you have?red/orange depends who u ask

what kind of car do you drive? color?2004 Nissan Pathfinder in maroon shes old but shes a trooper

where do you shop?like everywhere

how would you describe your style?my ideal style is 1970′s wannabe but ive been through so many phases its all just a hodgepodge of vintage-esque, hippy, jeans and t-shirt, lace and who the fuck knows what else. 

favorite social media account/this hellsite

what size bed do you have? i have a twin bed but fun fact i used to have a full but because i dont move while sleeping i got a twin bed and i still only use half of it

any siblings?one sis

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?sitges, spain, in an old apartment with only necessary renovations. i love sitges. 

favorite snapchat filter?hmmmmm idk 

favorite makeup brand(s)i really like smashbox?

how many times a week do you shower?usually 4 or 5

favorite tv show?parks and rec or ahs

shoe size?7 or 7.5 

how tall are you?5′ 2″ :/ 

sandals or sneakers? well i love my adidas so sneakers

do you go to the gym? no

describe your dream datei dont kno 

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?a crisp $20

what color socks are you wearing? none 

how many pillows do you sleep with?one or none like beneath my head but i actually have like nine

do you have a job? what do you do? i dont have a job :(

how many friends do you have? i dont know 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? i cut some of my sisters finger off on accident  

whats your favorite candle scent? hmmmmm i really like vanilla candles but i didn’t used to until i bought this woodburning in like december and now i have three but i also love lavender

3 favorite boy namesmario, luigi, bowser

3 favorite girl namesmario, luigi, bowser

favorite actor? chris pratt probably boy do i love that man

favorite actress? hmm i love carrie fisher but i also love sarah paulson

who is your celebrity crush?sarah paulson 

favorite movie? fried green tomatoes, but im a cheerleader, and vacation

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i dont but my fave book is fried green tomatoes

money or brains? what is this even asking? like, which would i rather have or which do i look for in a person or what? keep me posted

do you have a nickname? what is it? i have ten billion reesie, reese a roni, reese-otto, deace, reeses pieces (which i do not condone)

how many times have you been to the hospital?the one time i was born

top 10 favorite songsSHIT okay. 1. your protector by fleet foxes2. talking in code by margot and the nuclear so and sos3. on a freezing chicago street by margot and the nuclear so and sos4. the chain by fleetwood mac5. storms by fleetwood mac6. peacekeeper by fleetwood mac7. tusk by fleetwood mac8. otherside by rhcp9. narc by interpol 10. nara by alt-j 

do you take any medications daily? not anymore

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)dry i think ? idk i moisturize now so

what is your biggest fear? well, if we’re not going too deep here, the ocean. if we are, rejection

how many kids do you want? ZERO 

whats your go to hair style?curled and parted down the middle 

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) its big i think 

who is your role model? tbh i dont know

what was the last compliment you received?my gf said i’m cute

what was the last text you sent?“omggg” god im so dull

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?like nine

what is your dream car? one that has good gas mileage and isn’t too low to the ground

opinion on smoking?tbh my parents smoke and my whole family does too so i find it strangely comforting even tho i dont do it myself and i like the smell

do you go to college? not yet

what is your dream job? journalist or something involved with film (costume casting etc)

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? ive lived in rural areas almost my whole life and i miss it so that but id live in the city over everything 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? i don’t but my mom does

do you have freckles? yeah a fucken million of em

do you smile for pictures?yes i do

how many pictures do you have on your phone?over 1000 

have you ever peed in the woods? yes i have 

do you still watch cartoons? i watched sponebob this morning

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?i think mcdonalds

Favorite dipping sauce? i don’t dip that much 

what do you wear to bed? usually a sweatshirt and no pants

have you ever won a spelling bee?ive never even been in one

what are your hobbies?tbh i dont have any

can you draw? i CAN draw just not well

do you play an instrument?i play the guitar and i can still remember hot cross buns on recorder

what was the last concert you saw? imagine dragons in 2014

tea or coffee?recently its been tea but i go back and fourth

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?ive never been to dunkin donuts

do you want to get married?im 17 i dont know

what is your crush’s first and last initial?RC (this question makes me uncomfortable and i dont even know why)

are you going to change your last name when you get married? im literlaly 17

what color looks best on you? blue probaby?

do you miss anyone right now? yeha a lot of ppl

do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed

do you believe in ghosts?of course i do

what is your biggest pet peeve? i have so many i really hate it when my sister takes my clothes though 

last person you called`my gf

favorite ice cream flavor? cookie dough

regular oreos or golden oreos?i like em both

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow is this even a question

what shirt are you wearing?a sweatshirt from my old high school

what is your phone background?scary terry

are you outgoing or shy?i think i can be both it depends on the person

do you like it when people play with your hair?it depends on the person usually yes

do you like your neighbors? yes !

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?i wash it in the morning usually sometimes at night

have you ever been high?yes

have you ever been drunk? yes

last thing you ate? some weird bar my neighbor made

favorite lyrics right nowthis entire song tbh

On a freezing Chicago street we shook Your hands were trembling from all those pills you took And we got drunk on cheap red wine in a paper cup And I was barely awake when you got home And climbed yourself into bed wearing cheap perfume And Sarah screamed your every breath is a gift If you weren't so selfish than you might want to live So if your lover should leave don't get too sad And don't compose epic poems to win her back Cause when your bird has flown, she'll never return home Though all your life you'll wait she never will return

summer or winter?summer!!

day or night? night!!!

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk!!

favorite month? october. my birthday and fall and halloween

what is your zodiac signlibra !

who was the last person you cried in front of? i dont kno holy fuck that took an hour