#alt god tiers

[superxstarzz]

a prince of light outfit that sorta hides the light ?? if that makes sense ?? ^_^

oooooo now this is an interesting concept!!!! I really hope I was able to do it justice!!!

[fure-dcmk]

rewatched detective koshien. sick of gosho for making heiji and hakuba meet once then never bring up hakuba in detco canon again

[described by @hilplusterrorss ]

[icy-gendango]

Silph and Prince of Light!!! (Pls tap for higher quality)

Closeups below

Silph of Light: one who creates illumination, importance, information, fortune, and creates with clarity and attention. They preserve their light for others.

Prince of Light: one who destroys fortune, illumination, attention, clarity and importance and destroys through light.

[seagullcharmer]

wassup paycheck

[axlestuck]

can u put jade in a lolita fashion style dress for me :skype_angel:

Not super good at this kind of style (plus its hard to portray in a sprite this small) so I hope this is good :3

[zoethehead]

OK, here's a lil' homestuck for dummies crash course on godtiers with kernelsprites.

A.k.a. why jadesprite doesn't have a physical form in the crow strider au

[saccharine-curious-4]

... i win *[LOUD CHEERING]* /ref

[art-ari]

Wanted to put these pieces together, so here they are again: Endings and Beginnings from @davekatweek 2023!

[tyranitarkisser]

To be honest i think i understand the gist of all the aspects but the ones i still kind of have trouble wrapping my mind around is time and space and just how exactly they tie in to their characters.. like i could come up with alternate god tiers for time players. Aradia - Maid of Life, Dave - Knight of Heart maybe? Caliborn - lord of Rage or Void. Space is even more nebulous to me like i cant think of what an alt aspect for jade or kanaya or calliope would be

[asuiru]

looked up the naruto gacha tier list for shits and giggles and saw RIN in sss+ god tier

anyway i blacked out for 5 minutes and it spontaneously appeared on my phone

[superxstarzz]

wwwow yall really seem to like my alt class designs!! soooo I offer some of my own personal ones for my ocs!!!

[a-hermit-pining]

I saw this on Twitter (i forgot the @), but it really got me thinking. What would your hc be if the boys were playing the game and you were the mc? I hc that Caleb would save every "y/n laughing compilation" he comes across, rafayel would edit y/n's face on random fish and make crack edits and from his alt account he would drop the most gorgeous fanart, and for some reason I feel like sylus would use "quality time" religiously

Hi anon, thank you for sending this in ^^

I completely agree with your takes. Here is my take to compliment yours.

Rafayel: Is the undisputed Fanart King, sketching your character from every angle, in every possible outfit. If an art contest exists, he has already submitted three entries before anyone even knew it was happening. But beyond his artistic obsession, he is also the cursed glitch hoarder. While normal people would be horrified at a headless version of you appearing in-game, Rafayel takes screenshots for exclusive content, considering it a divine blessing from the tech gods. Despite his god-tier art skills, he has zero patience for level locks that force him to wait before progressing, so instead of playing at a normal pace, he rage-quits for months, then returns to binge the game in one sleepless week. His camera roll is half fanart, half stunning in-game scenery that he edits like it’s going in an art gallery.

Xavier: Does not play games for casual enjoyment. He plays for answers. He is a speedrun menace, hitting the first dialogue option before the text box even fully loads. If he gets stuck, he immediately transforms into a lore-devouring beast, reading every spoiler possible just to figure out how to proceed. The only thing keeping him from fully losing his sanity is his refusal to buy premium currency, his pride dictates that he must grind every last diamond by sheer willpower alone. And so, he hoards gems like his soul depends on it, progresses at breakneck speed, and once he’s finished all available content, he descends into 3 AM theory rabbit holes instead of doing something sane like, you know… sleeping. He probably has a color-coded spreadsheet tracking all the route impacts.

Zayne: No one would ever suspect that the infamous, critically acclaimed AO3 writer Frozen Seal, master of soul-crushing angst and tender, breathtaking romance, is actually the stoic, overworked cardiologist Zayne. His fics have a reputation for being so emotionally devastating that readers leave essays in the comments. His update schedule? Completely dictated by his hospital shifts. His author’s notes? Usually something like "Sorry, a patient coded. Will update later." Writes the most heart-wrenching, steamy romance scenes with surgical precision, leaving readers sobbing and sweating in equal measure. Has the smut writing skills of an ace author- which are god tier. Daydreams about you constantly, except when he’s actively resuscitating someone (Even he has limits.)

Sylus: Sylus owns everything. Every premium outfit, every pose, every CG. His entire paycheck is funneled into this game, and no one will ever know the full extent of his power. If questioned about how he maxed out every possible feature, he simply smirks and says, “Skill issue.” But despite single-handedly funding the dev team, he is infuriatingly secretive about his content. His in-game gallery? Locked. His premium screenshots? Hidden. Some speculate he has developers tied up in his basement feeding him exclusive content, but according to Sylus, it’s simply the fruit of his labor. Strangely enough, despite having literally everything, he still has beef with the gacha system and will cuss out the algorithm if he doesn’t get his way.

Caleb: Is cursed with abysmal gacha luck, pulling three-star memories every single time without fail. He suffers, but at this point, he embraces the suffering like a tragic hero. His nights are spent watching crack compilations at 2 AM, laughing silently to himself like a man on the verge of losing his mind (he is this 🤏🏻close). By all accounts, he plays the game rationally until your character appears, at which point all logic is abandoned. He has every single one of Zayne’s fics bookmarked, and he doesn’t just skim he analyzes them like scholarly literature, leaving long, heartfelt comments. And, of course, in the quiet solitude of his room, a freakishly realistic body pillow of you sits on his bed. If questioned? He doesn’t even blink. "It’s a limited-edition collector’s item."

[weirdmageddon]

dave’s and jade’s matching god tier shoe colors are so cute. dave’s black-gray and jade’s bright red

space players’ shoes are normally white (see alt calliope and dream bubble maryams) i know it’s a wizard of oz reference but still i like to think about the importance of color in homestuck anyway

its giving like friendship bracelets to me…….look hes even already sort of done that aww

[axlestuck]

Spritevember Day 23 - Sleepover Derse Alpha Kids sleepover! They're probably watching the My Little Pony movie right now. This is not ship art, please do not tag this as ship art. They're just buddies :)

[nightghoul381]

This is amazing 🤩 🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤

Certain suitors inspire different feelings in me. Gilbert makes me scared, Leon makes me giddy, and Keith makes me a hoe. So, I'm blessing all of us with some filthy, filthy smut from our first prince of Jade.

As always, minors do not interact and please read warnings before reading.

warnings: nsfw, vaginal sex, oral (male receiving)

Far Beyond Your Duty

word count: 750

You know you shouldn’t be doing this. As Belle, your only duty is to know the Rhodolite princes enough to pick the best king. You have no business with the visiting princes. In fact, Sariel has warned you over and over to stay away lest they find out your true identity.

It was supposed to be just a simple trip to the bakery, and Keith’s kind smile made it difficult to say no. Even Rio relented and left the both of you alone. Everything had been fine up until you both returned to the palace, where Keith dragged you back to his room without saying a word. And when you looked up at him and saw the feral glint in his golden eyes, you knew you were in trouble.

Now, you were in his bed, lying spread eagle as Keith’s fingers drove into you. His mouth was sucking on your right nipple, his free hand cupping your other breast. Keith’s large frame engulfed you and all you could see, hear, and feel was him. He was everywhere and anywhere and you were left pulling his ashen hair as you struggled to keep your sanity intact.

“Y’know,” Keith whispers in your ear. “I have always wondered why Gilbert and Silvio took an interest in you. They could have any noblewoman they want and yet, they follow you like a pet to their owner.”

Keith removes his fingers from inside you and thrusts them into your mouth. You grip his hand in place, licking every crevice as you relish in the pleased expression on Keith’s face. He forces your legs wide open and aligns his cock with your entrance. You feel the tip of it poking you and involuntarily, you thrust upward. He chuckles.

“I think I found the reason why. Do you do this with them as well? Do you entertain them like this whenever they ask for your company?”

“No. Just you. Only you, Prince Keith.”

“Really now?”

“I’ve never…” you choke on your own words as you feel his cock slowly entering you. You reach out to grasp his shoulders, gasping at the pain of his thick length pushing its way forward.

“You’ve never done this before?”

You nod, neck snapped backward as the pain gradually turns into mind-numbing pleasure.

“That’s okay,” he whispers, his voice soft and gentle against your ear. “You don’t have to do anythin’. You can just lay there and be my little sex doll, hmm?”

As soon as he sheathes himself fully inside you, he starts fucking you. Hard. You wrap your legs around his waist, toes curling as you moan his name over and over again. You’ve never felt so full, and when you look down, you see exactly how wide Keith’s cock is stretching you.

Keith leans down and kisses you passionately. You try to match his movements but you’re rendered mindless with how good he is making you feel. All you can do is receive his every thrust, accept his every kiss, and feel his every touch. You’re rendered delirious, and the only thing that matters is that Keith doesn’t stop fucking you.

“They’ll probably wonder what’s taking you so long to come back from our little trip. Especially that attendant of yours.” Keith grunts as your nails dig deep into his back, leaving scratches that’ll probably hurt the next day.

“But that’s okay,” he continues. “You can tell them you were being a good guide and took me to all the nicest places. You could tell them we had fun. A lot of fun.”

“You just can’t tell them exactly how we had fun. After all, we wouldn’t want them to know how good you are at taking cock, right?”

And as Keith thrusts faster you delude yourself into thinking that you are in fact just being a good hostess. You have a part to play as a noblewoman, a front to prevent the visiting princes from finding out your true identity, and part of your responsibilities is to make sure that they enjoy their stay in Rhodolite.

When Keith pulls away and forces his way inside your mouth, you suck him hard. It was wet and filthy and when you feel his length twitching, you pull away and stroke him to completion. You allow him to paint your face white with his release and it was there when you came to a realization.

You are good at playing hostess. So good that you’re going far and beyond your duty.

[thewertsearch]

GC: TH1S 1S WHY TH3 BURD3N H4S TO B3 M1N3 1 TH1NK GC: 1 4M TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO H4NDL3 H3R GC: 4S SUCH, SH3 1S MY R3SPONS1B1L1TY

Some backup would obviously be helpful here, but Terezi keeps insisting that Vriska is hers, and hers alone. At this point, it's hard not to read this relationship as a nascent kismesissitude.

There's another angle to this conflict, as well. The existence of Mindfang's journal makes me wonder who else might have left memoirs behind. If Terezi has access to the writings of one Neophyte Redglare, then she might be compelled to finish what her ancestor started, and take that Serket down.

Based on the Doomsday Scale's proximity to Terezi's hive, we can be pretty sure that Redglare had some influence over her descendant's life....

... and besides, Terezi is wearing the exact same glasses as her ancestor. She must have got them from somewhere.

:(

Nepeta, we hardly knew ye. Why couldn't this cat have nine lives?

TG: youve decided to take her down then GC: 1 GU3SS SO TG: you dont sound that psyched about it […] TG: are you feeling guilty TG: like second guessing whether she deserves it GC: NOT 3X4CTLY

Terezi's pretty well-versed in Sburb's game mechanics, so I wouldn't be surprised if she knew about God Tiers. Perhaps, then, she's second-guessing whether Sgrub thinks Vriska deserves it - whether her death would truly be tagged as Just.

...and, if I was Terezi right now, I'd be particularly uncomfortable with the possibility that Vriska doesn't stay dead. If the laws of the multiverse don't think she deserves to die, then what if my entire worldview is wrong?

GC: 4DD1T1ON4LLY, 1 H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D SH3 1S COMPL1C1T 1N J4CKS R1S3 TO POW3R GC: WH3N 1 F1RST L34RN3D H3 C4M3 FROM YOUR S3SS1ON, 1 M1ST4K3NLY BL4M3D YOU 4LL, 4ND TOOK 1T OUT ON 4 H4PL3SS 3GB3RT >:[

Oh, interesting. I've speculated that Terezi killed Alt!John in order to punish the kids - it was the obvious subtext behind her actions. I never expected her to actually admit it, though.

This really highlights how Terezi, for all her charm, is just as sadistic as her fellow Scourge Sister. The only difference between the two is how they choose their victims.