#alsoalso i have a whole aesthetic pinterest board for parks and i have like 240 pins for each twin .

[jeanralphiosbf]

You say you have Saperstein twins headcanons? There's probably a post somewhere, but list some extras.

yes !!!! i've never shared them on any of my blogs but i talk abt them sometimes on twt to my friends. the ~official~ headcanon list i made some years ago and has.. 3k+ words and i have never updated it since i made it in a frenzy one night so idt i'll share That but i'll relay some of my favorite ones >:3

it's canon that jean-ralphio went to college (thanks to a deleted scene), but it's never once stated what his major was. my hc is that he majored in business, which.. is kinda funny considering one of the businesses he co-created absolutely flunked and went bankrupt within 2ish months 😭,,, but i think him majoring in that makes sense since he loves coming up with (albeit insane) ideas. plus, eventually, he puts what he learned from school to work and owns a champagne brand post-s7 so. good for him. off the top of my head i don't recall it being mentioned if mona-lisa also went to college, but i hc she did. i hc she majored in fashion designing and is thus a fashion designer and also does modeling sometimes

they literally never interact let alone are in the same episode together but idc, i headcanon that mona-lisa and jennifer barkley are in lesbians with each other. both twins finally have someone who can match each others freak 🫶 i don't have ~lore~ for them but i think they'd be sweet together and jennifer could #actually handle lisa (like how pretty much i'm the only one who can handle jean)

pretty much canon they have mommy issues, however their mother is mentioned twice in the show and only one line contains one (1) grain of lore, where jean says after their mom turned a certain age his dad told her to 'get out'. in #my head, their parents were highschool sweethearts who married young and had the twins young. not a ton of planning on their part + having a romanticized idea of everything and so it was stressful and #i think their mom couldn't stand them and as the twins grew older, their relationship with her strained. until their parents divorced/separated and their relationship became nonexistent

this is more so headcanon-adjacent but i have playlists for each of them that both have like.. 70-90 songs and about 87% are songs that fit their characters (both canon + in my head) and also by artists that i can see them listening to. lowkey my greatest works ever so i shall plug them >:3c -> jean's and lisa's

also i think they're both dog ppl :3 if they were to have pets they'd have at least one dog. and they'd spoil them 100%