#also. who. is that handsoem man under his quote..

[its-the-ratdawg]

FOR YOUR INFORMATION that "bReAkDoWn" that you deem worthy of "breaking news" was a SEIZURE that i had ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER and the very minor case of the sweats I experienced was caused by a FEVER. I WAS SICK. I HAD NO CONTROL OVER MYSELF. classic press. the media has gone to shit in our country. this whole article sounds like a cheesy snippet of some crime/thriller romcom that you initially think is about the sweaty fish guy and the cannibalistic serial killer but is ACTUALLY completely centric around the pansexual aromantic journalist who LIES IN THE NEWS. you know what Lounds, i hope you get kidnapped and forced to watch Mr Frederick LB Chilton (the LB stands for Little Bitch, which is his middle name) get cut open and disemboweled by ANOTHER gay murderer who is actually not mine. that would give you a great perspective on true crime!! not that you need that when you could just LIE