#also. krogiri is a stand-in for obro when appliccable

[delku]

wasn't hard to come up with ones for each box, though i should point out that iideku is also fine as a pairing but they get misconstrued A lot when i do happen upon them which is sad. rodydeku was a contender for that space too but putting it on here at all would feel like a betrayal because i can't hate it. but please, general audience, get a better grip on rody's character he's in One Movie i promise it's not hard to work with what's there

image description for each box below

fandom ruined it: shinsou/deku

(capslock, stuttering letters) boring: momo/iida (todomomo as well)

they don't even know each other: inko/aizawa

comphet nightmare: kirishima/ashido

(capslock) stupid love triangle: any character/deku/uraraka

no chemistry: kirishima/deku

stupid!!!!! in an annoying way: kaminari/deku

how the fuck is that even a ship?????: kurogiri/inko

keep that girl away from him: mei/deku

i can fix them if i actually cared: deku/toga

they are aroace to me: aizawa (also kind of an idgaf)

lack of media literacy required to understand: all might/all for one

(capslock) trapped in chains space: aizawa/present mic

it's genuinely just bad: bakudeku

i need the shippers to die: inko/all for one (endhawks here too)

better as friends: deku/uraraka

harassment magnet: aizawa/all might*

born to fit yaoi quota: bakugou/kirishima

mlm (multi-level marketing scheme): bakugou/deku/todoroki

i need the characters to die: dabi/hawks

better 243 miles away from each other: shigaraki/dabi

(capslock) no one gets them but me!!!!!!!: iida/deku

just make an oc atp: aizawa/present mic/shirakumo

i hate the characters so bad: endeavor/hawks

it's too popular: todoroki/deku (admittedly more of an idgaf)

*not sure what this means, but these 2 are on such a messed-up power dynamic that i figured it suits