#also…I wonder if it was the post about poly ships or the weirdly homoerotic bowling ball baby picture that did it? 😂

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

You guys want a funny story time? Long post ahead, just a warning!

So it turns out that my soon-to-be ex-husband’s sister called him yesterday to break it to him that she thinks I’m cheating on him?? Why? Because my Facebook posts concerned her. She was so angry with me that she almost drove an hour and a half over here to fight me apparently??

Yeah anyway, I’m hardly on Facebook but in the last two months I’ve maybe posted a handful of times. Here’s a list of things I posted about, for shits and gigs:

I tagged my aunt in a post about the new Barney Crocs

My best friend (of four years) tagged me and my stepmom in a post about not being trusted in a book store

A post about waiting for my timelord to sweep me up in his tardis (doctor who)

More doctor who; this one me stating my excitement about the existence of Donna Noble’s daughter, Rose, and how much her transness means to me and how important it was that they continue to represent diverse characters

A coworker tagged me in a video of birds in a cage with the caption “introverts with their favorite person when no one else is around.”

More doctor who

I tagged my coworker in a meme about “me on my way to bother bother my coworkers” with the caption “oh yoohooo!”

I was tagged in a group of pictures taken with a bunch of my coworkers on Christmas Eve, clearly at work in our vests in matching Santa hats.

I was tagged in a meme about friendship from a coworker

Pictures of my parents dog celebrating her 8th birthday

A post supporting poly relationships “reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous relationships, or think polyamorous relationships are valid”

A bunch of photos of me and some friends bowling at the local bowling alley.

I would love to know what about any of that screams “you’re cheating on your husband!!!” Send your replies, but wrong answers only!

Yeah so he told her he doesn’t care even if I was seeing somebody else because we’re getting divorced but I’m still stuck on this like, what??? I’m literally crying with laughter!