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coldflasher · 2 years ago

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remember a few months back when my sibling stole the limelight by dramatically fainting at my graduation ceremony?? well yesterday i finally got my revenge by dramatically fainting at their college arts open night. don’t get mad, get even

#i would like to state for the record however that while sib fainted in the most ostentatious way possible #and knocked over a 90 year old on the way down #i am an experienced fainter and also have a near-pathological aversion to the thought of Making A Scene #so i was polite enough to make my way out of the room and find a nice quiet bench to pass out on #rip to them but im different #also literally NONE of my family came to help me. they just watched me stagger off into the night #seeing colours i have never seen before #im not gonna hold it against them till the day i die or anything #also you may be wondering why my family apparently shares the constitution of a sickly victorian boy. if only i knew #personal

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