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writer-in-theory · 3 years ago

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tell ourselves a good lie—spencer reid

summary: spencer falls for the one person who is untouchable to him: his sponsor. he knows it's a bad idea, but is he willing to take the risk? pairing: spencer reid x gn!reader category: angst with hopeful ending content warnings: 17+ for suggestive scenes and heavy topics, heavy discussions of addiction recovery, past drug use, narcotics anonymous meetings (only mentions going to them), language word count: 4.6k a/n: y'all, i am incredibly proud of this one. things about this topic always mean a lot to me, so i'm thankful for the opportunity to write and share something like this. i know i mentioned it in the content warnings, but take care of yourselves and take caution if you're triggered or sensitive to discussions of past drug use and active recovery, including mentions of na, cravings, etc. this fic was a part of @imagining-in-the-margins 'forbidden love' challenge. thank you so much for putting these together, these challenges seriously boost the creative motivation. also, thank you also for beta-ing this one! thanks for sticking with me everyone, and i can't wait to see what y'all think 💜

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“This is the last time,” Spencer promised against the skin of your neck, hands pressing you to the wall of the rec center storage room. “We can’t do this anymore.”

“Agreed,” you answered, head tilted back as though you were praying to the heavens when really you were begging for more, always more. As Spencer prepared to let you go, his hands held on tight enough to bruise, desperately wishing there could be any other conclusion to this story.

But there wasn’t, so he pressed as close to you as possible and tried to imagine there was another version of him somewhere that got that happy ending he so desperately needed.

There are three key rules stated before every NA meeting Spencer has gone to.

The first, no discussing outside issues during meetings. Though all of them in the group are law enforcement officers, it’s advised that none of them talk case stories while in meetings no matter how much they may want to. Second, confidentiality is key. With so many agents in one room, it would be far too easy for the wrong person to find out someone was present. Absolutely nothing leaves the room after the meeting is over, case closed. And finally, group members should refrain from dating for their first year of sobriety and should never date another group member under any circumstances.

They should’ve been easy to follow.

In fact, Spencer had always been known as a rule-follower. Rules were comforting, easy, and always there no matter what. They were a way to keep his life together when he felt like barely contained shards of glass. When he had no one, he had rules to guide him.

Then he met you.

“I have this old piece of sea glass,” the person beside him said once his second Narcotics Anonymous meeting had ended.

“I’m sorry?” Spencer asked, turning his head to face you as if a visual on the speaker would help contextualize what you’d said.

“You were shuffling those cards through the whole meeting,” you pointed out, pointing out the deck of cards still held loosely in his hands. “You gamble?”

“I used to. I’m actually banned from most casinos in Las Vegas,” Spencer chuckled, a ghost of a smile lingering as he watched his hands cycle through the cards. It felt like ages ago, those college years when he’d paid for schooling and his mother’s room by allowing men far older than he to underestimate him. He used to hate it, the amused glances as he’d enter the space as though no one truly thought he would be able to keep up. It was those amused stares that paid for so many of his meals, though, so he’d learned to be appreciative of them in the end.

“Damn, that bad?”

“That good, really,” he corrected. “Poker can be reduced down to a simple formula, and if you learn that then you’re more statistically likely to win.”

“You card-counted.”

“If you want to word it like that, then yes.”

“I do want to word it like that.” Before your playful grin appeared, Spencer would’ve had no way to tell if you were joking or not. “I’m Y/N.”

“I know.” The moment of hesitation was impossible to miss in your expression, leaving Spencer to scramble and say, “This isn’t my first meeting. I was here a month ago, you spoke at that meeting.”

“Oh,” you mustered up, eyes flitting about as you tried to find the answer in his face, “how long has it been?”

“A month and 8 days,” Spencer answered, and that seemed to be the right thing to say because your expression lit up.

Suddenly your eyes seemed to sparkle and your smile softened as you said, “Well, let’s see it.”

“See what?”

“Your first chip!” you cheered just loud enough for the next group over to hear. Though in his first meeting Spencer had practically sprinted out at the conclusion, this time he was lingering around like everyone else. Everyone here seemed familiar with one another, loudly laughing and joining in joyous conversation that was dichotomous to the struggle that brought them all together.

“Oh, I didn’t, I didn’t get one,” Spencer admitted, rubbing at the back of his neck.

You paused, simply watching him. It really wasn’t long, but your gaze was so piercing Spencer shifted in the uncomfortable metal chair that had been his all meeting. Then, like a wildfire you suddenly jumped into action, leaping up from your chair and waving at him to follow like an impatient child.

“Well, come on.”

“Where are we going?” Spencer asked hesitantly, knowing if you weren’t at an NA meeting for law enforcement officers that he would’ve already shut this idea down. Running off with some random stranger in the middle of the night, not having anyone who knew where he was or when he could be expected back, well that screamed future victim of the people he spent years chasing down.

“To get you a chip,” you answered simply, “c’mon I promise I won’t kidnap you or anything.”

Spencer winced at the wording, but if you noticed it you didn’t say anything. Instead, you softened your gaze and nodded your head in the direction of the exit. He didn’t know why he followed you, just that there was something about the way you looked at him that made him want to know more. You smiled and waved goodbye to nearly everyone on the way out, and Spencer noticed how all of them brightened up the moment they saw you. It reminded him of the way the team used to be before Hankel, before the hydromorphone, the heartbroken glances, and worried whispers, back when there were claps on the back and jokes that made his sides hurt each time he stepped into the office.

“How long have you been going here?” he asked as you led him down the sidewalk in the direction of the city center.

“Here specifically? Only a year, but I’ve been clean for over five.”

Five years. That number didn’t seem real, not when Spencer cried in disbelief and pride when he hit 30 days, not when it took him three tries to get to that point at all. And yet there you were walking beside him in real-time—and while he was watching you with wonder-filled eyes, you were watching a plane soar through the sky with a matching expression.

“What did you...?”

“What does it matter what I used?” you countered gently, glancing at him only briefly to prove you weren’t upset before looking back up at the sky. How you managed to walk without running into anything, Spencer wasn’t sure. Maybe it was because you memorized this path home long ago, or maybe it was the hope that you would be able to catch yourself should any unexpected obstacles crop up.

“Just about everything,” you answered moments later, “it started after an accident. I was driving back home from a crime scene and...well, you know how the story goes.”

“I do,” Spencer answered barely over a whisper, hand gripping his deck of cards a little tighter in his pocket.

Spencer couldn’t remember the last time he’d spent this much time outside. It was a perfect time of year—just cold enough to prevent any uncomfortable humidity but not so much as to make him shiver. It was slightly breezy, moving his hair enough to keep the sweat gathered on the back of his neck from matting it down. Though the detox process had ended weeks ago, Spencer hadn’t quite stopped sweating whenever he thought about all he’d gotten involved in for too long.

“Dilaudid.”

“What?” you asked, completely abandoning the flights overhead to look at him.

“I used Dilaudid. I was trying to forget a case.”

“It didn’t work, did it?” you asked, but hardly waited for an answer before continuing, “I mean, at first it does. Then it stops working and eventually, you just keep using because there’s no reason to stop rather than any purpose it might’ve had before.”

Spencer had gone most of his life not being understood. He was the small kid who was too smart for his own good, too greedy for more knowledge to actually live a ‘typical teen life’. When he’d joined the FBI, he thought this would be the moment he found the people who understood him. But while they were certainly his friends, all of them still treated him like he was Other, the Boy Wonder who was there to figure out everything none of them had. Yet here he was, 30 days sober and never feeling more of a sense of belonging.

This was the feeling he used to dream about as a kid, and all he had to do to get it was attend an NA meeting.

“It’s not much,” you warned as you led Spencer through the doors of an apartment complex not too different from his own. It was older, more worn as it sat deep in the heart of the historic district of the city.

Your apartment was clean, though obviously showed signs of life. A coffee mug sat in the kitchen sink, a jacket tossed over the side of the couch, a record still sitting on the turntable. And though it had been five years since you’d been where he was, Spencer still saw shadows of the living conditions he’d made for himself over the past month of recovery. Ibuprofen bottles decorated every room, always there to ward off the persistent headaches. Though he wasn’t sure, he’d guess that was just about the only medication in the apartment left. There were trinkets scattered around the place—little toys to be picked up and messed with when your fingers were aching to reach for something far worse. Flowers, so many flowers everyone as if to ward off the chemical smell that never seemed to ease despite all the bleach used everywhere.

“I like it here,” Spencer told you finally, following along as you tore through the apartment in search of something. The item you were looking for was found in a drawer in the kitchen, the sort of catch-all drawer that hid everything your heart couldn’t get rid of but your brain no longer needed.

“Spencer.” Your voice took on a much more serious tone, eye glinting as you held up a little yellow chip, inlaid with the words he’d spoken each time a meeting was concluded. “This was my chip when I reached one month of sobriety, given to me by my sponsor at the time. This is a huge accomplishment, and you deserve something to remember it by.”

“It’s only 30 days,” Spencer countered, preferring to keep his eyes on the coin than on your softened gaze.

“And those are some of the toughest you’ll experience. You’ll have to redo these 30 the most out of any, you’ll be more familiar with this chip than any others. It’s important to have it, to remind you that you made it here once, it’s always possible.”

It was true that this chip looked faded, worn in ways Spencer wasn’t sure a piece of metal could ever be. The edges were chipped and scraped, no longer smooth as they’d once been. The face was scuffed, the patterning had worn down as though it had been continuously rubbed by a thumb. This was a chip that had been cherished once, handed down through a long line of sponsors and newcomers who needed that reminder more than the one who’d long since passed their initial thirty for the final time.

“Thank you,” Spencer conceded, rubbing his thumb over that same surface and wondering when the last time you’d found comfort in this coin was.

“Well, I thought it’d be better than those cards, especially since I know you’re a card counter now,” you teased, bumping his arm with your elbow to prove there was no ill-intent in your words.

“I used to do magic tricks when I was scared,” Spencer admitted then, and he didn’t know why he was telling you all of this now. Derek had made a point once to remind him that most people didn’t find magic tricks as fascinating as he did, that people would create a certain image of him if he led with that knowledge. And yet, you already knew the very depths of the darkness that surrounded him now, what harm would magic possibly do to the image you carried of him? “Card tricks, mostly.”

“Why did you stop?” you asked curiously. All night you’d hardly asked direct questions of him, preferring to let Spencer come to you with whatever information he wanted to share. You couldn’t stop yourself now, head tilted to the side as you searched his face again.

If it were anyone else, Spencer might notice how close you still stood to him, how if he moved his hand just an inch forward he’d likely brush your skin. He might shudder at the proximity and step away, if it were anyone else. But it wasn’t, so he stayed, eyes still glued to the chip but his entire focus shifted to you now.

“My hands haven’t stopped shaking, since that case. I thought it was from the drugs at first, but it’s been a month and they won’t stay still. I think he’s taken this away from me too,” Spencer whispered, scared the words might shatter his world if he spoke them any louder.

“The pain will fade,” you started, words like gentle ribbons that floated through the air as you released them. “I can’t say it ever goes away, but the brambles will become littered with flower blooms one day.”

“The thorns will still hurt if they don’t go away,” Spencer countered, struggling to ever imagine a future where this pain didn’t overwhelm his every cell.

“The petals will kiss your scars and make it not so unbearable,” you insisted.

“How do you know?” Spencer begged still, pleading with you to make the world make sense. His expression cracked just like his voice did, and his hands shook from more than the memories. “How could you know?”

He supposed it made sense, that you’d be telling him all of this now. Thousands of people recovered from addiction every day, why couldn’t he be another number in that statistic? Still, all Spencer could see was himself scrambling to pull a syringe out of his bag at work, how jeopardizing the job he’d worked for years to get didn’t once stop him from continuing this habit. If that hadn’t convinced him to properly quit forever, what could you say to convince him otherwise?

“People like us, we all carry thorned vines around.”

It wasn’t long after that you became his sponsor.

It was Spencer’s idea, a suggestion spoken hastily in the diner the two of you always had dinner at after the NA meetings. He didn’t attend every day, nor even every week. The BAU still kept him busy, traveling all over the country and focused on the purest evil in the world. But you were always there when he got home, with another set of flowers to add to his growing collection.

And though Spencer could still swear he smelled the isopropyl he’d cleansed his inner elbow with, the sweet honeyed scent of flowers soon began to take over his apartment. It might someday become too overwhelming a scent for him but for now, it was a reminder. It was the same reminder you texted him while he was away on cases.

The flowers will still grow, no matter how harsh the conditions.

There was still hope for him yet, despite all the pain thrown at him over the past several years.

And as the days got easier, so too did talking to you. Eventually, Spencer felt empty when he wasn’t near you, as though there was a piece of him missing. You spent more time at his apartment than your own, and when Spencer asked if this was normal for sponsors you only gave him a sad smile in return.

Because Spencer wasn’t clueless, he knew this was far beyond the work of a sponsor and their sponsee. When you got up in front of the group to hand him his red two-month chip, the pride and love in your eyes were not that of a mentor.

The kiss you’d shared in the darkness of his apartment was not that, either.

It had been as gentle as the moment shared in your apartment nearly a month prior, lips barely brushing the other as though the touch could break the both of you. Maybe it would, maybe it was this moment after all that would shatter everything you and him had worked for.

Spencer knew it had been a bad idea to kiss you, knew that the supportive relationship the two of you had built together was far more important than the lonely ache beating against his heart.

So he told himself a lie.

“This is the last time,” he had whispered that night, “we can’t do this again.”

And you’d agreed, nodding your head where it rested against his chest. Your hair prickled against his skin there, making him squirm on the bed beside you. “Agreed. This is a bad idea.”

Spencer might have believed you meant it that time if only until the next time he was home and you’d shared his bed again. At some point, he realized he knew the planes of your body as well as he knew his own. You knew his too—you always seemed to know when he needed a gentle touch to guide him through the moment and when he needed someone to grasp tightly to.

“Agreed,” you had promised the heavens two months after the start of it all. You’d re-dressed then, quickly as though Spencer had not spent hours memorizing every inch of you. “That was the last time.”

“Until the next time,” Spencer murmured, mostly to himself as a comfort for the coming days you’d spend apart.

“No.” The word was harsh in the air, spoken with more resolve than either of you had had in these moments together. “This was the last, I mean it this time.”

“You don’t mean it.”

“Spencer.”

It was the same way you’d said it two months ago, that steely resolve enough to still his movements. He held his shirt in his hands as he stood in front of the only one he never tried to hide his scars from. Your eyes never lingered on the crook of his elbow, nor on the various marks other unsubs had left on him. You always looked beyond the brambles, and you had been the one to gently coax the rose blooms out from his heart.

He’d never felt so small under your gaze before, until this very moment.

“We’re better together,” Spencer argued, knowing that in moments, he could lose everything he’d held onto for the past two months. Everything that had made it all worth it, that had helped him push through the rough days and persistent cravings.

“We’re ruining your chance to recover from this, Spencer.”

“What do you mean?” he pressed then, eyes trying to find anything promising in your gaze. There was no sign of a joke there, only shuttered eyes and a trembling lower lip. “You’ve helped me through all of this. I wouldn’t have made it to three months without you.”

“That’s exactly what I mean,” you insisted, tears gathering in those eyes he loved to see sparkle with pride, with love. He hated the love he saw there now, though, the desperate ache of someone who knew they loved something they could no longer have. “I’ve become a part of your recovery, it’s too dangerous for us to continue this. If we ever broke up, if I ever upset you, it could undo everything. Grant me the courage to accept the things I cannot change.”

The words were spoken at the end of every meeting, a prayer to remind them of the importance of a good recovery path. Spencer knew what you were saying, that neither of you could change the situation you were in nor the trainwreck you were quickly hurtling towards. Still, Spencer wasn’t satisfied with that conclusion just yet.

“The courage to change the things I can,” Spencer fought back. It was a rule not to date within the group for a reason, because there was always a risk with these things, but what would he be without the courage to try? It would work for someone, why couldn’t it work for you and him?

But even without reading your mind, Spencer knew what you would say next. Even still, the words hit harshly against his chest, knocking loose the fear he’d tried to keep down. “And the wisdom to know the difference, Spencer.”

“You’re just saying that because you’re scared,” Spencer spit out, hurling the words as harshly as he could muster against someone he used to trust. Someone who, just like all the others, was trying to leave him now when he’d needed them most.

“Of course, I’m scared, Spencer!” you shouted then. “Imagine we do this. Imagine I move in with you, and we date, and you continue earning those chips. What if we have a fight, a bad one like many couples do. What if you lose the person who promised they’d always be a guiding hand through this, huh? You no longer have your sponsor there to call in the middle of the night when you want Dilaudid. I can’t risk being the reason you relapse.”

“You’re worth the risk to me!” Spencer countered, knowing in his heart that your words rung true but desperately trying to block out the sounds for his own sake.

“It’s not to me!”

And there it was, the words he’d never wanted to hear from your lips. You’re not worth it to me. Suddenly the entire future he’d begun to imagine with you crumbled away, leaving him exactly where he’d begun at his first NA meeting: completely, and utterly alone in this world.

“I’m sorry, Spencer, but I think you should find a new sponsor.”

Spencer didn’t say a word, hand wrapped around the two-month chip you’d handed him just a couple of weeks ago. You’d asked if he wanted a new one, but he’d shyly asked if he could have yours instead, only if you wouldn’t need it. You wouldn’t, you promised, so you’d handed him the chip that matched the worn one that had a permanent home in his pocket. He’d thought the irregularities of the chip would irritate him, but his fingers often sought comfort in the knicks and ridges you’d worn into it.

There was no comfort in it now, only a reminder of how quickly things can be abandoned, no longer needed. That chip had pushed you through rough times, had saved you more times than you would ever admit aloud to another soul—and you’d returned the favor by handing it off to someone else when its use had been fulfilled.

Spencer was a lot like that chip, in a way.

Those two weeks to three months were some of the toughest Spencer had been through.

But he’d made it through like he’d made it through all the others before. When you weren’t there to hand him his 90-day chip, John was. He was a good sponsor, always there for midnight calls but never overstepping any boundaries between them. John had also started using to get over a bad case. He understood Spencer’s struggles in the way you never quite had.

Maybe you’d been right after all.

When Spencer had confided in John about what had happened, the older man had laughed and clapped him on the back.

“We all try it once,” he told Spencer, “relationships like that are built on a foundation of nitroglycerine, they always go up in flames eventually.”

It wasn’t until another week had passed that Spencer understood. It was when he returned home after the case in Texas, where another boy traumatized by kids at school sought revenge Spencer had never yearned for.

He was exhausted, so many memories dredged up by it all. Hotch had told him to go to another meeting, but Spencer was too worn for even that. So instead he’d held John’s chip in his hand and made his way back into his apartment—cold, dark, and still covered with so many flowers his place smelled of honeysuckle.

It wasn’t until after his shower and dinner that Spencer found the envelope. It was on the floor by the front door, like someone had slid it under from the other side. There was a shoe print on the left side, evidence that whoever sent it had delivered it before Spencer had gotten home.

He didn’t recognize the handwriting spelling his name on the front, but within the first sentence, he recognized your voice immediately.

Spencer,

I’m sorry we left things how we did. I stand by what I did that night, but it could’ve been said so much better. I had all these beautiful words planned to explain myself, I wanted us to continue being friends after, but then in the moment I looked at you and lost every thought I’d planned. I hurt you, and for that, I will always be sorry.

Not much has changed for me, since then. I’m a sponsor for a person who is my age when I first started this journey. I’m doing a lot better with them than I ever did with you, I think I’m really helping them in a way I couldn’t do for you. I failed you as a sponsor, but I won’t let them down.

But trust me when I say, I never stopped believing in us. We found each other in the worst way, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t meant to be together. Not then, never then, but someday.

You need to find yourself right now, find the things that make this life worth it. What we went through, was too much for any one person. We all have to rediscover ourselves while we recover, and if I were still there with you then I’d be depriving you of that necessity.

Come find me, years down the road when you’re handing your chips off to another soul who needs the comfort more. I’ll be waiting.

-- Y/N

P.S. I’m sorry I wasn’t there to give you this.

Tucked within the letter was a green chip, not quite as worn as the first but still a familiar comfort to warm in his hand all the same. Even now, a surge of joy swelled in Spencer as he imagined you writing this letter, slipping the chip in because you knew he would make it to three months—you always believed that he would survive this, even before he believed in himself. After everything, you still had faith in him.

Maybe John had been wrong, maybe you and he weren’t built from explosives but were simply a plant that needed time and nurturing to flourish.

Someday Spencer would come find you, would sweep you off your feet, and never let you go again. He imagined retiring from the BAU then, going off to the small town you’d found a home in. The two of you would be older, and wouldn’t be completely made from thorns but rather a neat collection of varied flowers collected over the years. The two of you would spend days relearning each other, the right way. There would be happiness for the two of you, someday when the daily fight had eased.

For now, though, Spencer tucked the green chip away in his pocket and headed for bed.

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theyearoftheking · 5 years ago

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Book Thirty-Two: Needful Things

“Why is it that so many people think all the answers are in their wallets?”

When I started this blog, it was kind of funny how life events were lining up with the books I was reading. I finished The Stand just as we were starting to learn about Coronavirus. I read Misery while we were all stuck in quarantine. And this weekend I finished Needful Things just as riots were starting to break out all over the country.

I’m not egotistical enough to think my reading of these books is bringing them to life, but I’m also kind of terrified to crack into The Dome... just sayin. And I guess we did avoid murderous clown shenanigans with It, so maybe it’s just a freaky coincidence. But I might skip Sleeping Beauties just to be safe.

I might have discovered my new favorite Steve book. This was my first time reading Needful Things, and the story captured me in a way I wasn’t expecting. I was immediately reminded of Something Wicked This Way Comes; which my husband admitted to never having read/watched the movie, which is a real tragedy. But the book truly feels like one big piece of Bradbury fan fiction. And I’m not at all mad about that.

Before cracking into Needful Things, I recommend going back and reading Sun Dog, the last novella in Four Past Midnight. Sun Dog brings us back to Castle Rock, Maine, and introduces the characters we explore further in Needful Things. Reading it isn’t mandatory, but it does make for a richer experience. In the introduction to Sun Dog, King explains Needful Things is the last book he’s going to set in Castle Rock (lies). For those keeping count, we’ve got Cujo, The Dead Zone, The Dark Half, and The Body (Stand By Me). All these stories are referenced in Needful Things, and we even find out what happened to our friend Thad Beaumont from The Dark Half. Spoiler: it’s not great.

“By virtue of Thad’s drunken phonecalls, Alan had become an unwilling witness to the crash of Thad’s marriage and the steady erosion of the man’s sanity.”

Additionally, Thad’s wife Liz took the twins and deuced out. I mean... not surprising. I don’t know how one recovers from being stalked by their alter-ego, and having their house busted into by a bunch of sparrows. In case you need a reminder about all the shenanigans and bad luck Castle Rock has endured, here’s the Cliff’s Notes version:

Before I get into the plot of the story, I’m going to issue a Trigger Warning. Needful Things does deal with the suicide of a young boy, as well as the murder of two seperate animals.

Needful Things is a quaint little shop which just opened up in downtown Castle Rock, and it promises oddities and strange little finds. The proprietor of the shop is Leland Gaunt, and he seems to have something for everyone. Everything from aviator sunglasses worn by Elvis, to autographed Sandy Koufax baseball cards, to a splinter believed to have come off Noah’s Ark, to a necklace believed to cure arthritis. Every little oddity in the shop is wildly affordable, but comes with a few strings attached. Gaunt asks a favor, or a “prank” of each patron that comes into the shop.

Slowly but surely, he’s got the entire town feuding. It starts with two old women dueling on a street corner, because one believes the other killed her dog, and the other believes she threw mud on her clean laundry and broke her windows. Gaunt plays on the already growing tensions in town: the Catholic church wanting to have a casino night fundraiser, and the Baptists who are fiercely opposed to the idea. The embezzling city official who parks in the handicapped spot, and the deputy who is pressured by his boss to give him a ticket for it. Before long, these “pranks” and “favors” are adding up, and the town is thrown into a state of chaos. Meanwhile, Leland Gaunt just sits back and smiles.

It falls to Sheriff Alan Pangborn to try and figure out what’s going on in town, and how the riots started. He visits little Sean Rusk in the hospital, who witnessed his older brother Brian commit suicide. Brian had stopped into Needful Things and left with an autographed and personalized Sandy Koufax card, which of course came with a few small strings attached. Brian ends up committing a few acts of vandalism that led to the old lady duel. The guilt eats him alive, and he shoots himself. Sean tells Sheriff Pangborn Brian was acting strange lately, he had caught him mooning over a random, ratty baseball card. NOT the autographed, personalized Sandy Koufax card Brian thought it was... Because, dark magic.

So, Alan starts to get an idea of who is behind the madness plaguing Castle Rock. As his city is looting, rioting and falling down around him, he goes to confront Gaunt with prank snakes in a can. You know... a real prank... not like killing someone’s dog, or ruining their laundry. The snakes take on some kind of magical power, and send Gaunt on his way to Iowa. I speak for all midwestern folk when I say, “God speed to Iowa, Gaunt. That state could use some livening up...”

The book was fantastic; there were so many threads that came together at the end, it was masterful. And I speak for everyone who has bought crazy, random shit off the internet during quarantine... at least my Keds/truffle infused hot sauce/Christian McCaffrey jersey/protein powder/2 liter water bottle didn’t come with any strings attached. Just sayin.

There were two Dark Tower references... at two different points in the book, Steve referred to people battling as, “gunslingers”. No Wisconsin references, and I’m kinda glad. The last thing we need is some Leland Gaunt up in our already messed up state.

Total Wisconsin Mentions: 25

Total Dark Tower References: 25

Book Grade: A+

Rebecca’s Definitive Ranking of Stephen King Books

The Talisman: A+

Needful Things: A+

Misery: A+

Different Seasons: A+

It: A+

Four Past Midnight: A+

The Shining: A-

The Stand: A-

The Drawing of the Three: A-

Nightmares in the Sky: B+

The Dark Half: B+

Skeleton Crew: B+

The Dead Zone: B+

‘Salem’s Lot: B+

Carrie: B+

Creepshow: B+

Cycle of the Werewolf: B-

Danse Macabre: B-

The Running Man: C+

Thinner: C+

Dark Visions: C+

The Eyes of the Dragon: C+

The Long Walk: C+

The Gunslinger: C+

Pet Sematary: C+

Firestarter: C+

Rage: C

Cujo: C-

Nightshift: C-

Roadwork: D

Christine: D

The Tommyknockers: D-

I hope everyone stays safe amid the riots and protests, and the ever-looming threat of Coronavirus. I’m one hundred pages into The Wastelands, and it’s the ultimate escape reading for me. Walking into Roland’s ka-tet is like coming back to see old friends. Lovely.

Until next time, long days & pleasant nights,

Rebecca

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post 8 facts about your character and tag eight other characters.

I. Spencer is multilingual

Canonly, he knows Spanish, Russian, Korean, and an African Language which escapes me (i tried looking through his wiki to get the name of it, and it’s not on there). In addition to this, I headcanon that he knows Japanese and Chinese, and @hrdisaster’s oc taught him Gaelic.

II. Reid gambled to help pay for his mother’s medical bills

We know he can count cards, and we know he’s banned from several casinos in Las Vegas Laughlin and Pahrump. Well, he has to get banned somehow, yes? And though he did go to college outside of Nevada, his mom was not put into a sanitarium until he was 18, as he had to send her there himself. If we assume he got one of his PhDs first, and had a FULL RIDE considering his intellect (you can’t tell me universities wouldn’t scramble for a student with 187 IQ and eidetic memory), and he started at 12 and a PhD takes 6 years, we can assume he finished his first degree & then moved back to Vegas and had her admitted. Then, if we add that there is no mention of a gambling habit in canon, i can only assume he would count cards to get money for his mother, as i can’t see any other reason for him to be banned. So i like to think that before he decided to join the FBI, he spent a couple years in Vegas, counting cards and saving the money he won to help pay his mom’s bills. I’d also like to add he knows how to get his money’s worth from machines, too; in Memorium, he wins i believe 2k+ from a machine, and when the woman next to him implies the machine is rigged, he answers that it’s all probability & math. So…he definitely knew how to get more than enough money from cards & machines.

III. Spencer likes to fix up old cars

This is a headcanon born from a conversation with a friend. I think it’s implied in canon that reid doesn’t enjoy driving very much (or at least that he’s not very good at it) Yet, his own car is a classic volvo, and he’s shown bonding with rossi over their love of classic cars. This could just be spencer’s weird aversion to anything modern (dude still doesn’t have a smartphone), but I like to headcanon that he has a think for fixing them up. He does have an engineering degree, so I like to think he has at least some interest/love for machines, especially older ones. I mean, if his car breaks down, not many people in the modern era now how to fix up a classic car. plus who doesn’t enjoy the image of mechanic spencer [eyes emoji]

IV. Spencer is agnostic

Doctor Spencer Reid, owner of 6 college degrees, likes to consider himself a man of science. And until he was 27, he was an atheist. As a man of science he had no reason or proof to believe that any god or other higher being was real. But after dying in Tobias’ shed ever so briefly, and experiencing what he did, he can no longer completely dismiss the existence of an afterlife or higher power. And this is a source of great conflict for him; he can’t explain the light he saw away with just ‘hospital lights,’ as he was in a dark & dirty shed when he died. Yet, as a man of science, he has no reason to believe the teachings of any religion. As a result, he settles for being agnostic; he believes there is a higher power but that there is no way for sure to know anything about it.

V. Spencer loves KDramas

In season 3 we learn that Spencer enjoys american soaps. I like to think that when he learn languages, he consumes the media to learn slang & grammar structure and the like. Someone with an eidetic memory can easily memorize a dictionary, but languages need to be learned in practice as well. You can’t just read a dictionary and then be fluent in a language. Considering he learned korean and likes american soaps…yeah, i feel like he would watch kdramas while learning korean and inevitably fall in love with them lmao.

VI. Not much of a drinker

Spencer’s not real big on consuming alcohol. He’ll drink wine (and maybe a fancy fruity drink) on special occasions, but he likes to drink as little as possible. This is in part due to his past drug addiction; after sobering up and fighting off possible relapses, he likes to stay away from anything addictive. We this especially when he refuses narcotics even in the hospital; no matter the pain he’s in, he refuses any medicine that can spark another addiction. I think this would go for any other type of addictive substance as well; he’s battled addiction once, he doesn’t want to do it again with a different substance. We also see this subtly in canon; in the Tobias episode itself, we see him playing a drinking game with what I assume are friends. However, after the Tobias & drug addiction arc, we rarely see him with alcohol, even when some of the team has alcohol. When he’s in a bar with rossi in season 8/9 (?), he orders an arnold palmer, which CAN be alcoholic, but tends not to be. it’s literally a mixture of lemonade and tea (the alcoholic version tends to be made with vodka so even if this WAS one of the occasions spencer would drink alcohol, i doubt he’d go with vodka so yeah. it was a virgin drink.) In short, spencer will drink on occasion, but he tries to drink as little as possible and he doesn’t drink without reason.

VII. not very sexual

Spencer is, without a doubt. on the asexual spectrum. Considering he hates the unknown, he’d probably search for a label, and he might settle with demisexual – meaning he will experience sexual attraction only after a strong emotional bond has been made. In other words, spencer is not likely to jump in to bed with just anyone, and considering his romantic history, spencer reid is probably still a virgin. The only reason I say probably is because he could have experimented with Ethan in college to try and figure out his sexuality, but i also lean a bit more toward the idea that even if he did experiment, he might not have had full on penetrative sex with someone. And considering the only serious relationship he had in canon was with someone he didn’t mean until the day she died, I think it’s safe for me to assume that spencer is still a virgin and is 100% okay with that fact. Sex is not something he’s dying to have; it’s in the background, a mere possibility if he ever gets into a serious enough relationship with someone to experience sexual attraction.

VIII. eyesight

Spencer has cataracts & wears contacts. The main reason he wears contacts is because of his job; if an unsub were to knock off his glasses in the field, he’d be incredibly vulnerable & find difficulty defending himself. So, he goes for contacts. However, sometimes he can’t be bothered putting them on in the morning, and sometimes they bother his eyes. so he has definitely shown up to work a few times in glasses. He does keep both glasses & contacts in his go bag, and will switch glasses for contacts if he needs to go out in the field.

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The gаmеѕ уоu may have ѕееn оn television are Nо Limit Tеxаѕ Hоld’еm gаmеѕ. Whаt dоеѕ no limit mean? It means thаt аll thе сhiрѕ саn bе wаgеrеd аt аnу timе a рlауеr wishes. Thiѕ makes for exciting gаmеѕ оn TV, but if you’re a beginner, уоu’rе better оff playing Limit Tеxаѕ Hold’em gаmеѕ firѕt. Thе mоnеу уоu саn bеt оn еасh rоund iѕ limitеd, аnd thе bеtting rоundѕ аrе mоrе соntrоllеd to begin with.

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Anоthеr popular саrd game that hаѕ bееn аn inѕtitutiоn in саѕinоѕ, blасkjасk саn bе рlауеd with оnе deck, uр to ѕix or even еight dесkѕ оf cards. Thе саrdѕ are held and dеаlt оut bу the dеаlеr during оnе-dесk оr twо-dесk blackjack games, whilе a “shoe” is uѕеd tо deal оut саrdѕ in games using thrее or mоrе dесkѕ. Nоwаdауѕ, though, соntinuоuѕ ѕhuffling mасhinеѕ аrе bеing used in mоrе аnd mоrе casinos. Thеѕе соntinuоuѕ ѕhufflеrѕ саn automatically ѕhufflе аѕ wеll аѕ dеаl out thе cards, mаking it easier аnd more precise for thе dеаlеr tо dеаl саrdѕ tо the players, whilе thwarting аttеmрtѕ аt card counting.

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A CBS Classic is Revived But Changes Nearly Everything (And Not In A Good Way)

“From Hollywood…it’s the game where knowledge is king and Lady Luck is queen...”

Sadly, the “knowledge” is largely gone from TBS’s revival of “The Joker’s Wild”, a classic CBS game show that rewarded actual book knowledge with cash and prizes of up to $25,000. Entertainer Snoop Dogg brought back a new version of this Jack Barry vehicle in October of 2017 and for those who remember and loved the original, this one is a huge disappointment. First, though, let me comment on the few plusses the show has.

It’s worth watching the show - once - to see the beautiful new set. Barry would have been proud (even envious). The designers created a stage that’s colorful, lively and engaging. You even hear slot machine sounds like you’d hear in a real casino. The 1990 revival had its own technology-driven machine – three TV monitors where the category wheels would “spin” but they weren’t terribly exciting to watch. At least with modern technology, the new Joker machine is something truly impressive.

Sadly, that’s where the list of positives end for me. There’s so many things about the new version of the show that I disliked upon viewing the premiere. The audience. The questions. The changed flow of play. And most certainly the host. If you’re a fan of Snoop Dogg, you’ll probably hate everything I’m about to say and dismiss me as a “hater”. Fine. But if you don’t know Snoop, you may agree with me.

Snoop’s persona – at least on the show – is that of a drug-friendly casino operator party guy with a streetwise sense of humor. That, of course, is nothing like Jack Barry or, really, any other quiz show emcee of any of the classics. Even Gene Rayburn of legendary “Match Game” fame was wild and wacky without seeming stoned. And I don’t find Snoop’s manner appealing – in the context of a quiz show. As a music performer, not being all there can add to an artist’s charisma. But not for leading a vehicle like this. (Michael Strahan of ABC’s “The $100,000 Pyramid” would have been a finer choice to helm this revival. Frankly, I can think of at least a dozen other people I’d rather had been at the helm of the new “Joker”.)

Snoop is supposed to be the main draw for the show - but with the original, it wasn't about the host. It was about the game, at least for the viewers. Jack Barry was an affable host, like many emcees of the day, but he wasn’t playing a version of himself, and a seedy one at that. He was actually trying to clean up his image, having been implicated in The Quiz Show Scandals of the 1950’s. He needed to be squeaky clean. Luckily, it worked.

A good game show host - to me - knows how to set up tension and the big moments. Snoop seems too high - or high acting - to be tense about anything. It’s all about laughs, money, and that “big-ass” slot machine. If you’re watching a game, as a viewer, you don’t want to be going, “What just happened?”

Snoop has famously said “The Joker’s Wild” was one of his favorite shows growing up, and that he used to watch it with his grandmother. Why was it a favorite? Was it the big money? The set? It looks like that the oversized slot machine what fascinated him because I don’t get the impression it was the intellect displayed by the contestants. I don’t think Snoop would have done so well as a contestant on the CBS original.

The new version of the game is not a general knowledge quiz – at least, as you’d see on “Jeopardy!” with Alex Trebek. (I wish there were more examples of knowledge game shows on American TV but they’ve all but disappeared – American TV producers presume that the average viewer doesn’t find book smarts entertaining. When I was growing up, viewers had more selections – among the better of them, “The Who, What or Where Game” and “College Bowl”. Even shows like “Gambit” or “Hollywood Squares” had questions where viewers could learn something factual.)

On the new version of “Joker” questions are more about streetwise subjects or comedic themes. The category names are too silly to recount here, but I was reminded of the equally frivolous names chosen for categories on the 2000 “Pyramid” revival with Donny Osmond (which I was glad to see bite the dust). Sometimes it’s possible to be too cutesy.

Even the 1990 version with Pat Finn, disappointing as that was, had quiz questions about real topics – they were given as definitions, where the player had to define the person, place or thing Finn read off his cards. The message Snoop’s “Joker” sends is that there's zero value in knowing school subjects or facts. With who made it into the White House in 2016, this show is suitable for a “post-fact” era.

New “Joker” isn’t even the same game structurally. Designed to fit within a single-half hour, with no carry-over champions (even the current incarnation of Family Feud with Steve Harvey lets families stay five days to win a new SUV), this version of “Joker” is a contest to see who can amass the most money during game play, not whether they can reach a particular amount. That dramatically changes the game. There are fewer moments for natural tension. A wrong answer to a question can’t be picked up by an opponent for credit, as in the original version. There is no “final spin” rule if a player reaches the winning amount before players have had an equal number of spins. And a three-Joker spin is lame, as it only counts for $500 towards a daily total. There is no Joker’s Jackpot, no five-game big payoff, and no sizzle associated with getting Jokers anymore, no matter how much the audience joins in with “Joker! Joker!! Joker!!!!”

Speaking of the audience (and the players), in scanning with my eyes, I didn’t see anyone present over the age of 30. Just a soundstage full of twenty-somethings. Snoop is probably the oldest person on that stage. The original “Joker” wasn’t so narrow in its appeal, and that might have been part of the reason it was a classic – you could see students, fathers, mothers, teachers, artists, young adults, older adults, everyone. It seems that Snoop’s version of the show basically says, “If you ain’t a club kid, or you don’t dig me, you too old.” I think lots of college students across the country who tune in “Jeopardy!” daily would disagree. (I was also non-plussed by the standing ovation at the beginning of the show – I remember when standing ovations had to be earned.)

If you ran the original CBS version of “Joker” now, it wouldn't connect with Snoop’s target audience on the TBS version, because that target audience doesn't value book knowledge – at least not in this arena. Get outta here, nerds – you’re not wanted here.

I am also not a fan of “lovely assistants” unless they “work.” It seems that these days, a female assistant (it’s always gotta be a female) is comely and attractive but doesn’t necessarily have much in the way of personality. Catch 21’s Nikki was pretty but bland also. The last show with a “lovely assistant” I could handle was “Wheel of Fortune” - Vanna White may be long in the tooth, but she has depth and seems more real. On the original CBS version, Jack handled the entire show, solo – and even the 1990 revival with Pat Finn was a single-star affair.

How could this version of “Joker” ever have been green-lighted for production? Simple - times have changed. Broadcasters and production companies are greedier than ever, and ever eager to push the envelope to get a new generation of viewers, and the eyeballs advertisers covet. I suppose some of that is to be expected, but taste seems to have been lost with it. And it borders on sacrilege to take an old brand and put something else entirely with it - it’s just wrong.

“The Joker’s Wild” was never intended to be a comedy game show. There have been other game shows that were expressly designed as humor vehicles - “Make Me Laugh”, “The Hollywood Squares”, “The Gong Show”, “Match Game”, “Every Second Counts”, “Can You Top This?” - but taking a venerated quiz and turning it into a comedy vehicle isn't a good idea. If I had my way, this show would have been called something else.

Another part of the problem is that the industry itself has changed since the 1970s - indeed, the concept of entertainment is more than TV and radio - and producers, accountants and suits are greedier than ever, wanting a guaranteed success. Most folk under 30 now have TV, streaming music, social media, gaming consoles, and dating/hookup apps to entertain themselves. And so TV has to have bigger and bigger spectacles to push the envelope – witness, a game show with open drug references (“420”).

And then you have what I could call “new generation” producers – folks whose interest is in leaving their own mark on a classic genre rather than respecting what made the genre work – it’s all about them. I have seen revivals come and go in recent years, but they never stay. They all have to be edgy. They all have to be “explicit”. They all have to be bawdy. I dare one game show packager out there to bring back a classic (I’m thinking “The Big Showdown” from ABC) without retooling every g’damned thing from top to bottom for an exclusive 18 to 24 aged demographic. If I had the independent wealth and connections, I’d do it myself but...here I sit, typing a blog instead.

Richard Kline’s company tried to redo “Joker” in 1990 by changing nearly everything and it was a flop – only after several months in did they try to retool the game with classic “Joker” rules, but it was too late then. However, having seen this new “Joker”, that ‘90 version is no longer the worst.

TBS is a cable channel so they can show offerings like this. I just cannot imagine CBS running this - except as a gag. If Snoop’s “Joker” gains traction, look for an SNL parody one of these coming weekends.

If you wanted to have a game show in a night club - and all that implies - you'd get Snoop’s reboot of “The Joker’s Wild”. With the exception of the beautiful new set, there is little that a fan of the original CBS “Joker” will enjoy. “Jeopardy!” or quiz show fans can rightfully wince. And TBS? Nice gimmick, guys, but you better promote the hell out of this show to your millennial “base” to make it a commercial success.

Meantime, I will stick to reruns of the classic CBS show on You Tube.

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Keep track of all your expenses. Have a good bookkeeping system to calculate the difference between Profit And Loss. Invest is good tools and equipment. Depreciate the high-value items like cars, trucks, vans, tools, equipment and expensive software.

We have found that a Professional Version of Construction Accounting software like QuickBooks and Professional cloud-based services have additional value to be worth more than the “Cheap Price” of something less. This does not mean that all expensive software and apps are the Perfect choices based on a High Price – if it is useful, then it may be the “Better Value.” A tiny pickup truck based on price is cheap. But if you need an 8’ bed and are hauling lots of “Heavy Things” than it is cheap but not the best value as a ¾ Ton or 1-Ton Truck would be. Contractors at all stages of their Construction Company have to be price and value conscience. It may be a shock to some, but cash flow issues happen to everyone at some stage in their Construction Company. All it takes is for a few customers with “large invoices” outstanding to delay payments for a long time, and you are experiencing a “Cash Crunch.” Unsigned or forgotten Change Orders can also be a problem. Forget the customer who promises “If you give them a good price on this project – they have several more jobs waiting for you.” (so that you can lose even more money).Click Here to download our FREE Change Order Form on PDF.

The challenge for all contractors is How Much to charge for their product and services to make a profit.

Picking a Price Point that is fair to both parties. The goal is to always Provide Good Quality Work. Frustration comes when the person they are working for wants to “Nik Them A Little,” then “A Little More” and still expect that The Contractor to be a willing rush to their project, eager to put in another day and do even more “Extras For Free” - Answer is Usually Not!

Give Good Value

Many new contractors provide “Handyman Services” a low cost to get the additional experience and to show they have clients. Helping The Grandmother down the street and all her friends. This is different from working for a Builder / Developer and discovering they built the house for practically “free.” If you are required to Collect Sales Tax – be sure to have it spelled out in the contract as Plus Sales Tax after the subtotal. Almost everywhere in Washington State sales tax is 10%. Just missing a little thing like charging the Sales Tax (repeatedly) could be the difference between a profitable year or having a loss. Think about the benefits of Flat Rate, Bid Jobs and Time and Material Billing. I know of contractors who refuse to Mark Up Material and do not charge labor to go get the material. If The Contractor’s Labor Rate is high enough this might not be a problem. Many times, when the customer does not want to pay a markup – they also are also looking for ways to complain about the price of material and try to deduct some hours from the invoice. After all – how cool is FREE? A couple of years ago, I had a Homeowner come to my office

The Homeowner was very up front that she was trying to figure out a way to not pay the contractor the final invoice. The Homeowner was certain that there must be a way to find a massive discount and avoid paying the final bill. Because we do Construction Accounting, the Homeowner wanted my help to review all the invoices to find anything that would allow deductions. She was very unhappy the work passed inspections, and the Permits were all written off.

Contractors need to write clear estimates, contracts, be sure to send Notice To Owners to protect their Lien Rights.

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Keep your invoices simple, collect the money. Take Credit Cards from the mainstream processor. Discount for cash if it makes sense. Get Paid - Move On. Count All The Money as Income. A customer’s tip is $20.00 – Even that is Other income on an invoice. It’s the habit. And Good Habit’s will be better for you in the long run. Our parents and grandparents had many “Old Fashioned Saying.” When you think about it – Their sayings usually made sense without being offensive or overbearing while saying them. My Father’s favorite saying was “Tend To Your Knitting” meaning “Keep Focused – Don’t Get Distracted.” My Brother’s is “Don’t Stop” he lives in the country, and they tend to move “Big Things” down a narrow road. For a Contractor in the city, it would mean “If it’s working – keep doing it” (Think Marketing) It annoyed our children when Randal and I would speak in shorthand referencing a movie or a book. Now that they are older – they “Get The Humor” and “The Lesson.” For most of us, our parents and grandparents got smarter the older we got. They let us spread our wings and tried new things. Being a Contractor is like that. Having an idea, a dream and willing to “Go For It” (with the support of others) There is no book with the perfect answers to all the “What If” and “What About Questions” What makes a good client for one contractor is not necessarily a good client for another. The same is for employees. Not all people are a “Good Fit.” for your construction contracting company. Every Contractor will need and want a new(er) truck at some point. Bankers like to see Good, Clean Financial Statements. You may know all of your numbers in your head. It is hard to tell a Banker you make a lot of money and can support the loan if all your statement shows are $10,000 in sales for the year. Written on a piece of notebook paper it is not as believable as coming from QuickBooks, and your sales are much higher, and your net income is $10,000.00. The banker can look at “Why” and see if the numbers can be moved around to make sense. The Banker may need to Explain Your Numbers To A Loan Committee who does not know you. Many Bankers really do want to “Say Yes” and give you the loan. We Can Help “A Little” or “A Lot” Depending on your needs. We work with QuickBooks Desktop Version for Setup, QuickBooks Cleanup, and Provide Ongoing Contractor Bookkeeping Services, and Contractor Consulting Services.

Looking forward to chatting about your specific needs. PS:

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Wishing you the Best Enjoy your day. Sharie

About The Author:

Sharie DeHart, QPA is the co-founder of Business Consulting And Accounting in Lynnwood Washington. She is the leading expert in managing outsourced construction bookkeeping and accounting services companies and cash management accounting for small construction companies across the USA. She encourages Contractors and Construction Company Owners to stay current on their tax obligations and offers insights on how to manage the remaining cash flow to operate and grow their construction company sales and profits so they can put more money in the bank. http://www.fasteasyaccounting.com/sharie-dehart/ 206-361-3950 or [email protected]

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