#also yes im still on hiatus but these are the playoffs it was worth breaking it over this post imo

[franchufeuillassier]

Dallas Clowns Cowboys

Playoffs are here so ill make a tiny introduction of my dumb favs (under a read more because this is LONG)

Dak Prescott: our beloved quarterback <3 you either hate him or love him. But he is a really nice guy and doesnt deserve the amount of hate he gets. Always injured so please pray for his body. He has been through a lot pls he deserves nice things. #4

Zeke Elliott: He loves Dak more than every other human on earth combined. He is DumbTM but his smile brightens up the room and thats enough for me! Running Back and team clown. He used to wear the jerseys as crop tops and he should bring it back asap. #21

Micah Parsons: linebacker and DPOTY of my heart (bosa fuck you) Its just his second year. He is dumb but very pretty and VERY fast. He spent one afternoon giving fans gas money on twitter because yes. #11

Trevon Diggs: his son is funnier than him. Cornerback and also very dumb <3 Yes, stefon's little brother #7

DeMarcus Lawrence: The Boss of our defense and unofficial pep-talk giver. Defensive end. #90

CeeDee Lamb: we do NOT say his real name. I named this blog after him when he was just a rookie, thats how much i love him. Man likes nice smells, candles and dogs, he is perfect. Wide Receiver. #88

Tony Pollard: Running Back. You either get him or Zeke. He is fast and likes stressing me. #20

Dalton Schultz: Tight End. People forget about him and thats very rude imo because i love him very much. #86

Michael Gallup: my fav acrobat <3 Wide Receiver #13

KaVontae Turpin: he is very tiny (for NFL standars, he is still taller than me) and very dumb im so soft for him. Oficcially a wide reciever but he is our return specialist mainly. He gets excited when he sees Fellow Tiny Men on other teams. #9

Cooper Rush: our backup quarterback. No offense Coop because i love you but the less i see you, the better #10

And thats it im tired and its almost 5:30 am <3 i swear they are nice boys please even if you dont support them, dont hate them (if you are a philly fan... im sorry)