#also wish we could have seen sam with this new walker cut in s15 that would have been everything

[samwinchesterism]

honestly did jared get a new hair stylist for season 15 and if so were they a person who had ever been employed before in their life at all. did they have any qualifications whatsoever. because my only qualifications are 1) person with chronically long hair who has had to style it on occasion for life purposes and 2) person who has been invested in sam winchester for 14 seasons and i genuinely think i could do a better job than whatever that was. did this person hate men with long hair and want to punish them. did they have another vendetta. did the original one quit and they were like whatever only 15 episodes left let’s just let a 6 year old do this. is there is a conspiracy here. did they already know they had a bad wig for sam in the finale and were like well we have to make the hair bad too so it’s less jarring. they REALLY were like hey so the story in season 15 is going to be absolute dogshit, but we will not let you check out of it and just look at sam’s hair like you normally do when spn is dogshit because we will ruin that and everything you love before the end of this. 

like. how do you look at 14 seasons of soft, moveable, shiny hair and give sam weirdly hairsprayed, pushed back helmet hair. jared is an attractive man but he does have a bit of a forehead and u gotta work with that forehead not against it and this is why if sam doesn’t actively have bangs (like early seasons or even the curtain-y bangs of s12) then his hair is typically parted slightly to the side (which tends to be better for bigger foreheads if no bangs) and his hair is not usually pushed back, just out of his face (see most of s4/5-s11). in s13-14 he did have a middle part with long bangs usually pushed out of the way, but he did still have those bangs that came loose every so often, and at least the cardinal rule of Soft and Shiny was adhered to. yeah it wasn’t always the best hairstyle (s10 im looking at u) but it was never this bad. and yeah jared’s hairline might have moved back some over the years but the thing you DON’T do when that happens is push all his hair up and back out of his face with hairspray to make everybody notice. if i do that to myself even my hairline starts to look sketchy and im a 23 year old with no hair loss issues whatsoever. i genuinely think whoever styled him was either incompetent or mean bc when it comes loose in the show in s15, the cut itself looks decent (not the best one sam has had but not BAD) and if you look at jared pics from the s15 shooting timeframe and also now, his hair is just fine. i just want to fight someone about this. all they had to do was follow the long-established cardinal rules of Sam Winchester Hair and take him over the finish line and they simply decided No. i can’t stop thinking about this and it’s been weeks.