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6-2-aestheticsofhate · 29 days ago

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Okay there's like. Technically conflicting things in game about Gabriel's ass. Gabriel's model shows a super flat one while you can argue that the organ Gabriel was playing that Francis drew had a fat ass imprint on the bench. Gabriel has schrodingers ass. It's like how Hakita said that there's no canon heights and when someone asked how are they gonna write fanfic now if they don't know who's bigger Hakita just straight up said it can change any scene. Anyways in my beautiful mind Gabriel's ass could technically be shifting from huge to flat as a board every scene like Hakita suggested for heights in fanfic.

#also imagine like. that one scene from scary movie where that one womans hat is slowly getting bigger every time the camera cuts #but instead its gabes ass slowly getting fatter #im sorry ignore me its like 2 am here.#also whenever i remember that hakita doesnt really give a shit abt defining what is and isnt canon i get happy #an over reliance on trying to define canon can be tiring and annoying #frankly the only time id be weirded out by someone straying too far from an in game model would be sisyphus and being fat #like if someone makes him skinny its like ???#other than that idgaf

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