#also welcome to my Artakha's Absentee Ass Cant Compete With The Turaga propaganda
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I think Glatorian/Agori families are almost exclusively found ones due to the hellish environment they live in and the unlikely amount of actual children that are actually born, so their perception of family trees has shapes that our feeble minds cannot fucking fathom.
Coincidentally this makes the absolutely insane matoran-toa-turaga family structure completely comprehensible to them
Lewa: i have five siblings and one parent, who also has five siblings who are each the individual parent of each of my siblings, but we're not cousins, were siblings. Theres also one guy who made us but we don't really know him and he was nasty to me once so hes not in the family. And each of our parents is also the parent of a small country worth of our little siblings, who are all the little siblings of both me and my siblings but also depending on the colors they are more the little siblings of one of us than of the others, except for the little siblings who can change color at will who are just collective little siblings. And also i have some siblings who used to be little siblings but now are just siblings, which are two completely different things, and me and my siblings' parents used to be our little siblings and then our siblings but then they became our parents. Theres a guy who should be their parent-now-sibling but they dont like him so hes not anything
Some random Agori/Glatorian, nodding sagely: just like my cousin
#bionicle#random talks#mata nui is also in the family but in a way that is utterly inexplicable to everybody in the universe#also welcome to my Artakha's Absentee Ass Cant Compete With The Turaga propaganda#can he do better than matau tucking lewa into bed with a kissie every night? i think the fuck not#some agori/glatorian jump at the possibility of family like rabid wolves (see ackar's kiina-gresh-berix situation)#some will fucking evade that like their life depends on it (see strakk)
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