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solar-halos · 4 days ago

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i think Fully Developed Brain Idiot should actually be very relieved that i wasn’t into him cos today a coworker made a mildly flirty comment to him and he made one back and if i actually gave a fuck i fully would have caused a commotion. like he got the watered down version of me fr

#diary posting cos i had a dream about him trying to hold my hand last night and me hitting him bc he wouldn’t let go #and tbh it is still fresh in my mind #fun fact about me i hate holding hands the traditional way #so during his plea for us to please please PLEASE kiss he was like holding on hella tight and i was like #this is a sensory nightmare. also pls go to law school i am not the one to plead ur case w #do we have any traditional hand holding haters over here #it just feels ick to me i have to hold hands where it’s more like a hand hug #disclaimerrrr i meant that he should be relieved bc if we were actually dating #i would have caused a scene #not that if i was actually into him but we still weren’t dating id cause a commotion anyway #also we work at a restaurant so lemme just change server to coworker

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