#also we all saw how votes don't mean shit so why would i pay money to do it

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I'm so mad about Eurovision this year, one of my favourite Norwegian bands is representing Norway and they're singing in Norwegian and I won't even get to watch it or give them my vote 😭

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Mainstream Media, the liberal and celebrity regime,who created new 2.0 UNSTOPABLE NEW VERSION QUEEN KAMALA HARRIS-its sickening creation ever

Kamala 2.0 is the new creation, its just sickening how much control power these People will go to the low extreme to win an election by creating a made-up new character VP Kamala Harris to steal your vote. U think the next step they insert a fucking chip in our brain to control us all, to think and see the way they do. How scary!

Prefer own freedom, no censoring, if you disagree with thier thinking you automatically will be on shit list of hell like orange man, if you don't follow thier group or be a puppet to thier behavioral ways, you will pay for hell.

I know that feeling all to well, the evil director we all had to work for. You had so much evidence of what this evil director has done to many people of all levels of the organization, how she was playing favoritism to her fucking puppet of friends. How she got all her puppets friends go along with the narrative, like yes your highness.

No need to get upset/angry at what these Demoncrat are behaving, portraying at this moment. So while she is MIA, i would think they are finding ways to steal the vote, rig the election. Biden was in his basement the entire campaign and when vote day arrived, the whole world saw it and they tried get more votes past election time stop and date until Biden got most votes that beat obama. So fucking weird and questionable.

my advice, brush the bullshit off, dust it aside. Be prepared for what up thier sleeve, or whatever they will do a 180 changing Kamala. They wont make it easy for orange man to win, if it means having the big worldwide mainstream media drive other side fucking crazy, mad, angry annoyed, whatever for the goal to make you blow up, so they can flip that to the voters and twist wording, made up character as the evil hateful one and that's why they shouldn't vote for you.

also why does orange man keep bringing up Hannibal lector to his rallie speeches. You know that a fictional Hollywood psycho movie played by Anthony Hopkins. I have been trying to read some hateful comments people believe, you committed genocide? Why do you think people believe in their mind you have created genocide? Because of Covid-19 started and literally I still loathe CNN for making that large big screen of the time ticking deaths of COVID-19 while you were president. Remember that, every media look at the number .CNN is just as corrupt and knows how to play both sides for ratings and money. I would try speak less of Hannibal lector because how they are portraying you as the evil hitler dictator who created genocide. Which is not true. It was quiet safe under your administration, we even got a Donald trump letter for the stimulus checks for relief, battle of toilet paper hand sanitizer was rough though.

This is a big battle your up against , plus other battles throwing hard your way on shitload, like fuck they don’t stop n tell the truth , side of evil.

We know the other side is corrupted, smell and reek of lies, manipulation and they have a MONSTROSOUS ARMY OF PEOPLE TO HELP DESTROY YOU. not sure what better term to use. How do you flip it to the public eye to make it appear like they are the real bad guys without them pointing the finger at you? like one of those tv shows how to expose someone for who they really are without saying directly to them, but when times come boom. Thinking out loud..

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Meme from "Broad City" quotes

“You said if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.”

"Who would you rather go down on you? Michael Bublé or Janet Jackson?”

“Can Janet Jackson go down on me while Michael Bublé narrates it in song?”

“What’s an Arch de Triumph?”

“It’s when two dudes go down on us, is how I picture it, and they’re butt to butt and then you and I do Oprah hands.”

“I really don’t feel like going into work today.”

"Great, I’ll see you in 30 days then. . . biiiiitch.”

“Maybe your dad should have pulled out.”

“I need someone for the amazing race because my mom just pulled out.”

“I also have business with the bank. I’d like to cash these nickels, and I’ll have them in quarters, please. Thank you so much.”

“I’m a sexual X-Man. I’m Wolverine. I’m Vulvarine!”

"Oh my Lady God, thank you!"

“The vagina is nature’s pocket. It’s natural and responsible.”

“I would take you on my shoulders – like I’d strap you up and be like, ‘Let’s go through helllll.’”

“I’m not sexually aroused, I’m fiscally aroused.”

“That’s literally a one stop pussy shop. I love it!”

“I finally figured out my eyebrows, They’re sisters, not twins.”

“Four R’s, my friend-- Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.”

“Statistically we’re headed toward an age where everybody’s going to be, like, caramel and queer.”

“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.”

“I finally masturbated above the covers without my eyes being closed.”

“I just want to get home and watch my shows.”

"You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina."

"Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your buttcrack in the shower?"

"I'm still not over Amy Winehouse."

"I can't really imagine what it's like for people with blue eyes."

"This isn't a sugar daddy thing. This is just an old established guy paying for his younger friend who he also has sex with kind of thing."

"You're like 12, right?"

"I love me some dumplings. It's like a squirrel clutch with a meatball in it."

"I was so worried I baked a whole cake and then I ate a whole cake."

"In da clerb, we all fam."

"I know you from your ass better than I know your face."

"I respect you respecting me."

"You know what's cool about this party? We're the sexiest girls here."

"I'll pick up your poop. You're worth it."

"This is what living on the edge looks like."

"You got beauty. You got brains. You're a fucking genius. Do you wanna kiss?"

"You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It's a perfect combo."

“Witches aren’t monsters, they’re just women! They’re fucking women who cum and giggle and play in the night. And that’s why everybody wants to set them on fire ‘cause they’re so fucking jealous."

"YAS KWEEN!"

“I AM NOT A MOM!”

"You never know if you never try and if you never try you never know."

“I’m only 27, what am I? A child bride?”

"You have been busting my balls all day over a sahaaaandwich shahooppe?!"

"I don’t watch anything but solo porn because regular porn is like, “Shut up, little girl! Wash my feet!” And she’s like "uhhh don’t tell my dad ok? Because I’m just barely legal. I love shaved pubes and tanned, crispy bellies and taints.” It’s like ugh!"

"I don’t have any money. I’m a wittle baby."

“Buckle up, buttercup”

"Money is a mind control technique that used to quantify the progress of the patriarchy!"

"Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn’t want us to put our fingers up then then why did She make them perfectly finger sized ?"

"I’ll see you when u wake up, and if you don’t wake up I’ll still see you cause I’m gonna kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever.”

"If you train your eyes, you can see their religion”

“I know it’s like “pwease Mr. Cwusty old white man, can I pwease keep my ovaries?” Alright bitch you better vote, text me when you do”

“I mean we had been together how long, and I still never saw nipples?”

“OOPS I guess I don’t know my own strength”

“Pillows are nature’s packing peanuts!”

“The student has become the teacher!”

"This is some high class shit."

"It's 2014. Anal is on the menu."

"Where ISN'T the bathroom?"

"I was cyberbullied within an INCH of my life last night"

“I saw your tweets and I wanted to check you out but I also wanted to respect your space”

"I am going to respect your dick later."

“You’re my lil cupcake”

“I once ate a corn on the cob. Including the cob”

"Ugh, who YELLS?"

"GET OFF THE BALLS AND GO!"

"Wanna get, like, a bunch of hot dogs?"

"Did you draw that painting?"

“You have to swipe yaas, you can’t swipe naas.”

“I fucked you in the ASS the first night we did ANYTHING. I think that’s pretty fuckin mature."

"Well aren't you a hot diggity dog and a scalawag to boot?"

"In the club, we are all family. Are you racist?"

“Welcome to Florida, America’s droopy dick”

"This is the men's room. Uh DOIIII!"

“You’re so full of shit I need a plunger."

“Thank you SO much for calling me a star”

"I'm an adult. I should be buying my own pot."

"Coat racks AREN'T for babies!"

"My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot. But my biggest strength is that I always get it back."

"I like to call it jazz becomes it comes out of my horn, and you never know where it's gunna go."

"White people do that dog thing. Black people don't make out with dogs."

"Next thing you know you're pregnant with his sperm and he's sanding down your headboard shirtless."

"We are garbage people living on garbage island!"

"I didn't know you had a veneer and I'm in that mouth on a regular basis."

"I'm not putting weed up inside of me because I'm an adult and I'm responsible."

"I really think you should put your weed in your front hole."

“We’re technically homeless right now.”

"Your ass looks incredible."

"Your ass looks incredible. Your head and body too. But we all know who’s the star of the show here.”

“Who am I? Honey, I have a cyst on my uterus and I need to get fucked until it pops.”

“You want me to FaceTime from the bathroom?”

“Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother!”

“Well, you are funny.”

"Animated movies are where it's at. They're like visual crack."

"All Hollywood media is porn, and all porn is kiddie porn. We live in a rape culture. We just do."

"Who would leave weed in a wall? A weed genius. And she'd leave it there indefinitely in case of emergency."

"Isn't it nuts that pickles were cucumbers? They're the trans people of the vegetable community."

"We are an incredible team and I love you."

"Smart and sexy. She is unreal, this girl."

"I've been overeating this week."

"How DARE you LIE to your WIFE?!"

"Do I or do I not have herpes?"

"Follow your third eye--your clit."

"It's my birthday, I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"

"I mean, the female form---God's hottest creation."

"You have to respect the sanctity of the RSVP."

"Okay, something seems very locked up inside of you."

"You have a way of tainting everything I love."

"I'm gonna be like a successful artist any day now."

"Yeah, I don't wanna rise and grind anymore. I wanna rise and then like lay back down."

"It's like we knew it would happen but we didn't do anything about it."

"ADRENALINE!"

"To be honest, I'm really happy with the way I look."

"WANNA FOOK?"

"Never have I ever read a newspaper."

"This is what living on the edge looks like."