#also watched the movie yesterday and it was pretty gud!!

[the-one-teapot]

Oh hey it’s Spoontarp from that Five honk shoos at Fredrickson’s game

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Jjba characters switching bodies with their s/o

Summary: Body swap with their s/o! Some freaky friday shit! :D, It’s basically a work of a stand! ;), yeah all my inspiration is from the movie ‘Your name’ I rlly love that movie sm made me cry huhu, if u haven’t watched it srsly watch it its gud Disclaimer: Body swapping, possible pervertness from characters lmao, all characters are aged up! gn! reader, and mentions of killing from Dio's headcanon Header photo:  Namaikizakari

Part 3 Characters body swapping with their s/o + DIO

Joseph Joestar ❀ “AAAAAAAH!” Joseph would screen and look at the mirror to see that he was in your body? What’s happening! Was it a stand user that did this? Eitherway he even tries summoning your stand but instead he ends up getting his same stand, hermit purple? Weird. ❀ He’ll probably blush at the fact he’s temptedt o look at your body but he has no time for that! He rushed out of his hotel room and quickly find you to see if you got in his body and his deductions were correct, you were also freaking out since you were in his body and Avdol was trying to calm you down. ❀ Once he steps in Avdol immediately widens his eyes and questions if he was Joseph and he managed to confirm that he was joseph and Avdol conclucded that both of you swap bodies because of a possible stand user. ❀ You two have to deal with it the whole day and Polnareff always reassured you two that it’s going to be fine, not a big deal though he does laugh and tease at the both of you sometimes. ❀ Since you’re in Joseph’s body you wear pretty fashionable clothes because ur cool and hot. ( ;) i love u reader -author) While Joseph wears more of your plain clothes just a shirt and pants, but he still wears his hat. ❀ You two eventually got separated from the group and found the stand user and managed to attack ther user and returned back to your bodies. Jotaro Kujo ❀ He’ll be staring at the mirror and let out a “tch”, he already knows this is a work of a stand user, he just stares at the mirror for a long time and then walks out of his hotel room, calmly but still wearing your pjs. ❀ Once he enters to the room he was in his hands would be in his pockets, Kakyoin would be helping you think on how this happened but looks at Jotaro who was in your body and his eyes widened and kakyoin was right you two did switch bodies. ❀ When you where in a hunt from the stand user who did this to you and Jotaro you wore his turtle neck only and with no jacket and no hat, he decided to wear his hat with your body and he wore one of your leather jackets since it fits him compared to his original jacket. ❀ Girls would circle around you and you would flirt with them back because it’s funny to see Jotaro annoyed that you’re having way too much fun being him, “It’s not that bad being you” You would say and he would just scoff and tell you to not enjoy it too much. ❀ He was having a hard time being you as well since you look like an approachable person compared to him so a lot of people advertised products to you or if not foreigners asking for him and other things like that and honestly you would answer it for him. ❀ You two eventually got attacked from the back from the same stand user that switch both of you, and good thing that it doesnt switch your stands so you two managed to beat the stand user and Jotaro had to change back to his uniform. Kakyoin Noriaki ❀ Honestly he wouldn’t notice it for a bit and then when he does he quickly looks at the mirror and then starts processing it all and quickly rushes to his shared room with Jotaro.  ❀ He wakes you up before you even freak out and you’d be freaking out back in your own room. You two start thinking what made you two switch your bodies and you both agreed and concluded that it was probably a stand user they met the night before, but who? They met so many people the night before. ❀ It was honestly fun that you two were trying to figure out the puzzles of this mystery, but after a few hours pass by you two went to the others to inform them a stand user switched both of your bodies, it was only 9 AM at this time so you all got breakfast and tried thinking of ways to find the stand user. ❀ You wore different clothes for Kakyoin, his uniform was too hot and you couldn’t handle the heat of the sun already so you wore more comfortable and thin clothing, just a long sleeves polo shirt but you folded the sleeves, he honestly didn’t have much different clothes, only his pajamas and his uniform then extra polos. ❀ He in the other hand actually dressed up pretty nice with your body, he had good taste in clothing. ❀ This whole experience got you two closer together honestly, before you two wouldn’t really talk that much so the fact that this whole freaky friday thing is the one that made you two close is kinda funny but it was alright since you two knew a lot of things from each other just by talking the whole time you two looked for the stand user who did this. ❀ When you two encountered the stand user everyone else in the group was behind so they help you two defeat the stand user and got swapped back to your bodies, and unlike Jotaro he wouldn’t really change out of the clothes you wore for him since he wanted to be polite and it actually suited him. Muhammad Avdol  ❀ he sweats and gulps as he looks at the mirror, he started thinking about how this happened? ❀He came to your room to see you in his body and talking to Joseph that you were you, and he confimed that the both of you seemed like you two switched bodies. ❀ Joseph went to call the others and everyone had a meeting in Joseph and Avdol’s room and you all tried recalling what happened yesterday or yesterday night and who you all encountered and spoke to. ❀ Polnareff would be teasing that Avdol is a lucky guy and jokes about weird things and Avdol would just defend you and say that this is serious even though Avdol is a bit flustered that he switched with you. He just doesn’t experess it my guy. ❀ You and Avdol got separated a lot from the group but you two manage to talk a lot, and just like Kakyoing you two learn a lot of things about each other. He wore simple clothes of yours and you wore clothes that were also simple because it was hot again and you still can’t handle too much heat since you might faint or something. ❀ You two struggled but managed to defeat the stand user which made you two switch back to your original bodies, you two would probably prank the others that you’ll be stuck with each other’s bodies forever and pretend to act like each other just to get a reaction from the rest. ❀ You and Avdol had fun picking on everyone making them think you’ll be switched forever, Polnareff kept comforting you two thinking that it’s actually real but you two are so good at acting that Polnareff got fooled. Jean-Pierre Polnareff ❀ This guy is a pervert honestly and would just be flustered if u are are girl he’d probably just stare at your boobs. ❀ Yeah but he’s a pervert, but he still doesn’t peak unless he obviously needs to change his clothes in your body. ❀ You would always remind him to have no funny business and Joseph would also wack him to not do anything weird and he’ll just say “Ow! I haven’t done anything!” or some other comments. ❀ You honestly just wore his clothes because it’s good enough for the heat, but he in another hand wore a tank top for you and shorts or if not shorts with jeans and there was nothing wrong with it just seems like you were going to go swimming or something but you shrugged it off. ❀ He would continue the constant teasing and how he actually likes being swapped with you and that you two are fated to be since out fo all the members you two were the chosen ones and you’d chuckle at his comments like this. ❀ He would flirt with other people even when he’s in your body which makes you wack his head sometimes and remind him that he was still in your body just in case he was forgetting. But despite this he’s been kind and polite to you and made you laugh a lot during the time you two switched bodies, this is where you two got closer than ever. Sure you knew him before but you two never had an actual conversation, usually you two would exchange just a few comments from and that’s all you two ever did, including the flirt. ❀ Once he finds the stand user he quickly chases them until he corners them and you do the finishing touch. You and Polnareff change back and he jokes about being upset that he isn’t you anymore and how he enjoyed the experience. You two would still talk about it in the future since you two found it funny. DIO ❀ This man is a tsundere for you, a good one though. Despite that he’ll still charge to his room where you were in, and you were in his body. He yells at you for doing this and you yell back that your stand doesn’t even have this specific ability. ❀ He tries to command Vanilla Ice to look for the one responsible for doing this to the both of you, but since Vanilla Ice just saw you and he didn’t notice that it was Dio in your body, thus he didn’t follow him and just looked at you instead and asked what you wanted to do to Dio. ❀ You have fun being him because you are in high power but he still had the world stand so he technically still has power to control you and you would scoff at this and Tell Vanilla Ice the whole story that the two of you switched bodies and even revealed that you two switched stands and Vanilla Ice was frustrated to hear that one of Dio’s followers did this to the two of you so he immediately got to work. ❀ This meant you two were stuck to wait with each other, he also forced you to tell every follower of his to not step into the room yet since he didn’t want to look like that in front of everyone it makes him look weak and you would roll your eyes. ❀ This man was still cocky though and comments that even though he is in your body he still has the power of the world, and that he can quickly just destroy all the Joestars and their team by pretending to be you and acting like a innocent person. Though he also stated he wanted to defeat the Joestars with HIS body because he kinda wanted the credit of killing the Joestars even though for some reason he sent his followers to kill them for him but you didn’t think too much of it. ❀ You secretly would walk out of his room and ask his own followers for a lot of things, like to get luxurious food or prepare a nice bath and they would find this weird since Dio was technically a vampire and this was out of character of him but you were so good at being Dio that you found so many excuses to their questions. ❀ You would actually put on some clothes while Dio just wears the same thing you wear earlier. ❀ After bantering each other for a long time Vanilla Ice finally defeated the stand user and you two switched back and Dio complained how being you is pathetic and you seriously cant take his comments seriously so you just insult him back, ilke I said this man was a tsundere but he kinda he enjoys being your body he found it really hot, he just doesn’t want to admit it, and he really thought this was an advantage to kill the Joestars immediately but sadly he already told you to request Vanilla ice to find the one responsible of all of this so  he couldn’t do much. ❀ You two continue your lives as a person who assist Dio because Dio forced you to, and with him bossing you around which makes you wanna kick his face but you still continue your duties  

Thanks for reading hope you have a good day! -𝓣.

[into1-wonderland]

Baby!Into1 x Daycare au | Intro

(ft. Bo Yuan as the caretaker of the 10 chaotic bunch, ranging from the ages of 3-5)

a/n: hello hello yumi here~ so this is the first into1 au of mine that will ever see the light of day. at first I was going to write things for it, but honestly I'm going to make it into a series with incorrect quotes to attach with it. this post will be the bios of all the babies and our lovely caretaker Bo Yuan, so enough of me babbling and I hope you guys could enjoy~

First off, we have the Caretaker™ Bo Yuan:

my mans is like in his 20's rn

wanted to open up a little day care as like side job/internship because he wanted to teach kids in the future so he was like “might as well start working with kids now!���

and so

he did it

only regretted his life decisions when his devil number 1 and devil number 2 does something bad

other times he really enjoy looking after them! and he doesn’t even feel like it’s a job!

has been thinking about taking a field trip with all 10 of them but he’s afraid: 1) he might lose one 2) he might lose himself 3) can they behave themselves

his favorite thing to do is having all of them gather around while reading a fairytale to them for nap time

or sometimes he would sing a song

he has a lot of favorite things in day care, literally having all 10 of them just there makes him happy

except when lin mo and nine is having a scream off:

lin mo: ahh

nine: aHH

lin mo: AHH

nine: AHHHHH-

bo yuan, running into the room: what’s wrong?

ak: screaming

bo yuan: why?

patrick, with his hands over his ears: TO SEE WHOS LOUDER

all the other boys: *nods*

isnt always watching the kids 24/7, since day 1 when the kids came in he told them the rules of the daycare and kinda just let them familiarize the place

(bo yuan: its a daycare, and they are kids, they are suppose to have fun!

keyu, in the back, mumbles: i wanna climb the tree in the yard

bo yuan, turns around: keyu no)

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And now we have the kids!!

Liu Yu:

4 years old

very quiet, just likes to sit and read and draw

the most obedient one, and likes to follow around bo yuan

well,, most of the time

he’s played a few pranks on bo yuan like:

bo yuan: liu yu nap time is over you have to wake up

liu yu: *not moving*

bo yuan, gently nudged liu yu: liu yu wake up!

liu yu: *continues to fake sleep and not move*

bo yuan: *leans closer to liu yu’s face to make sure hes not sick or has a fever*

liu yu, scares bo yuan: WAH

bo yuan: liu yu dont do that! you scared me!

liu yu: *giggles*

likes to stretch and bend himself in odd positions

(bo yuan: everyday I’m in fear that he will snap himself in half)

kinda an introvert but once he hangs around everyone for a bit he will open up to them and fit himself in very well

likes to organize and keep things how he found them/have special places where he organizes his toys

jiayuan: *moves liu yu’s fan*

liu yu: hey! put that back!!

has really good etiquettes and never really fights or argues or bicker with the other kids

but likes to joke around and mess around with once in a while

patrick: wahhh i put my cupcakes here who took one!

liu yu, hiding it behind his back: idk maybe keyu took it?

the least of bo yuan’s worries since he’s always in bo yuan’s sight, also he’s aware of his surroundings so he actually helps bo yuan make sure everything’s okay

(bo yuan: i made a checklist for myself on the whiteboard and liu yu likes to check things off for me, he said “coloring in the boxes is fun” so now he's the reason why i get all my work done)

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Santa:

4 years old

riki’s best friend

super happy and bright, like a ray of sunshine

is easily scared

lin mo: hi

santa: WAHHHHH BO YUAN GEGE

really likes bo yuan, would stick on to him a lot and ask him about everything

santa: bo yuan gege whats this?

santa: bo yuan gege what’s that?

santa: bo yuan gege what are you making right now?

hangs out with liu yu and mika a lot (other than riki)

riki is older than him but would hold riki’s hand and take him around like a didi

also really likes racing with mika for E V E R Y T H I N G

(bo yuan: yeah couple days ago they tried to race who can fall asleep faster but because they kept on peeking at each other so they basically didn’t sleep till i said i’ll watch for them)

really likes to dance, every time he hears music he would start grooving around

loves learning new things, which is probably the reason why he always asks bo yuan so many questions

also least one of bo yuan’s worries, just gotta make sure jiayuan and lin mo don’t pull pranks on him

(bo yuan: well they dont really pull prank pranks, its just once lin mo grabbed a frog and started running around and showing it to everyone, but lin mo lost grip and the frog jumped on santa)

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Rikimaru:

5 years old

looks like he’s 3, acts like he’s 3, but is actually 5

best friends with santa! always sticks around him and likes to tug on a corner of his shirt out of habit

bo yuan: alright everyone it’s nap time! i’ve made the beds for everyone

riki, sees his bed is not next to santa: bo yuan gege can you switch my bed next to santa? i wanna be next to santa

he didn’t start speaking till he was 4 so he often stutters when he talk and just looks confused a lot (it's because he’s thinking and formulating his words)

santa and the other kids would always have to interpret for him

bo yuan: riki I brought some snacks today do you want cookies or marshmallows?

riki: ???

santa, motioning with his hands: bo yuan gege said do you want the white fluffies or brown crunchies

riki: oh! crunchies!

squishy cheeks,, bo yuan’s favorite thing is to squish his cheek everytime he sees him

riki: gud mooning bo yuan gege!

bo yuan, squishes riki’s cheeks: ahh I haven’t seen you in so long good morning!!

nine: wait wasnt riki here yesterday??

also likes to stretch,, often seen around with liu yu and they just help each other

(bo yuan: i am afraid he will snap himself in half too)

not too much of bo yuan’s worries, besides the fact that he might get kidnapped because he’s so oblivious

(bo yuan: we were playing outside in the yard once and riki just wandered off because he thought the neighbor’s flowers were pretty)

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Mika:

4 years old

also kinda an introvert, doesn’t interact with too many people

usually it’s santa that approaches him first or keyu^^

found a ukulele in the toy bin one time and wouldn’t let go of it (he claims it’s his now)

his favorite activity at daycare is when they all sing together, that’s when he smiles the most and has the most fun

the one that likes to nap the most

also likes to help bo yuan cook once in a while (mostly just having mika washing vegetables and passing things to bo yuan)

very laid back and not noisy (till he starts playing the ukulele)

often gets scared by lin mo’s sudden screams (actually, lin mo scares a lot of people, sorry to mika’s ears)

also not one of bo yuan’s worries, literally there’s nothing to worry about with mika, all the kids just likes to sit around mika and pet his head so he keeps everyone safe

(bo yuan: one time I couldn’t find any of the kids in the play room, apparently they were all in the napping corner petting mika’s head since he just got a hair cut)

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Nine:

4 years old

loud, very loud.

pouts a lot

everyone calls nine cute, even the boys who are younger than him

likes to boss around patrick because he’s older

nine: patrick gimme that juice box!

patrick: you’re closer you get it!

nine: i’m older than you!

literally scared of everything

if he hasn’t seen it before and it’s living, he’s scared

jiayuan: *holds a bowl of tadpoles*

nine, several feet away: WAHHH WHAT IS THAT

the happiest when he gets snacks + real food food

also really likes to sing!! his favorite thing is watching disney movies because there’s so much music in it and he just loves to sing along

he’s not part of bo yuan’s worries because he’s literally scared of everything, but nine is really naive and would do things that the other kids tell him to do so, it’s a 50/50 on nine

(bo yuan: there was an edible decorative flower on keyu’s birthday cake couple days ago, and somehow jiayuan convinced nine all flowers were edible. so today during outside time nine almost ate the neighbor’s flowers)

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Lin Mo:

3 years old

LOUD. VERY LOUD.

probably the craziest most hyper one out of them all

he and jiayuan always have something bad planned

literally doesn’t have a moment where he’s calm

constantly in bickering mode with ak

lin mo: NO IM RIGHT

ak: NO. IM RIGHT

patrick: what are they arguing about?

keyu: *shrugs*

but is also best friends with ak so he’s also calm around him

(bo yuan: yeah these two have on and off days, you can never predict it)

and also constantly naruto runs around the daycare

bo yuan: lin mo stop running!

lin mo: *nyoom*

he also once nyoomed into keyu

keyu: ow what was that for?

lin mo: you were in my way!

and now he nyooms into keyu for fun

a very good mood maker

likes to smile/laugh a lot

would calm down if you show him a movie or a cartoon

number 2 on bo yuan’s worry list because he’s the "bad influence" for everyone, also he reduces hearing for everyone

(bo yuan: i’ve secretly made a tally book on how many times i have to say “lin mo” in a concerning tone this week and he came in 2nd. he was only here for like 3 days!)

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Zhang Jiayuan:

3 years old

YOURE THREE STOP SMIRKING LIKE THAT

couple months younger than lin mo but this is the real culprit under a lot of his and lin mo‘s plans

it’s just because jiayuan has a lot of crazy ideas and he says them out loud and lin mo is just like “yes”

also sometimes they are just accidents, but he's always doing weird questionable things with lin mo

got really sad one time because he brought tadpoles and put them in the fish tank and killed them since the fish went nom

but then started to constantly catch for tadpoles to feed the fishes

bo yuan: jiayuan stop, you’re killing the frog population!

jiayuan: but the fishies are hungry *pouts*

likes to fight/mess around with keyu for no reason

keyu: *sitting there, drawing*

jiayuan, with a squishy hammer: *bops keyu’s head*

but also will protect keyu if anyone tries to mess with him

lin mo: *nyooms into keyu for the 3rd time of the day* jiayuan, hugs keyu: stop hurting him!

the calmest thing he likes to do is taking care of plants, probably because he saw bo yuan spraying the plants one time and he like to squeeze the spray bottle

number 1 on bo yuan’s worry list, this child is literally not safe alone or with anyone. they were trying to celebrate keyu’s birthday and jiayuan tried to touch the candles, while it was lit, by the flame.

(bo yuan: i just got the tablets and haven’t set up children mode, so i’ll take the blame for this one. but also why are kids so good with technologies nowadays??)

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Patrick:

3 years old

squishy :D

smiley :DD

favorite thing is nap time and snack time

somehow knows every location where bo yuan hides their snacks

bo yuan: *getting the snacks that he hid in the piano*

patrick: *sitting next to the window sill with the snack* hi~

of course bo yuan can never get mad at patrick for eating the snacks because patrick doesn’t do anything bad

also he's a growing child

best friends with keyu,, and drags him on to “adventures”

*the daycare got a new toy play house*

patrick: bo yuan gege, keyu and I are moving out so we can go on an adventure!

keyu: I didnt agree to this??

wants bo yuan to add dress up into the daycare games, since he wants to dress up the other boys in the daycare

patrick: i call it, patrick fashion!

not part of bo yuan’s worries till he’s on his hunt for the hidden snacks, just because bo yuan is afraid he might hurt himself

(bo yuan: i started hiding the snacks higher up and one time i saw him trying to climb on keyu’s shoulders to grab it)

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Zhou Keyu:

3 years old

smart, but really clueless at the same time

tall, but has the personality of smol

likes to draw

also likes to read with patrick,, but usually patrick falls asleep so it’s him, the book, and a sleeping patrick

wears glasses all the time since his vision isn’t so good but somehow he makes glasses look good on him???

has a chain with his glasses because there too many glasses incident with keyu

glasses #1 keyu: I don’t like them! *takes it off and loses it*

glasses #2 keyu: *takes them off for nap time, but riki accidentally rolled on to them and snapped it*

glasses # we don’t know how many: *disconnected from the keyu universe*

also like a month younger than lin mo but literally has to make sure lin mo doesnt “blow” the place up

lin mo: what if I stuck this fork into the pluggie thing?

keyu, picking lin mo up: nope you’re not

when keyu is clueless he either stands there or just sit there and space out, not really noticeable but bo yuan ran into him doing that a couple times

(bo yuan: I thought he was an ai that was malfunctioning, it scared me at first but now I know he just doesn’t remember what he’s doing)

oh did I mention this,, even though he’s one of the youngest, he’s the tallest, with that advantage he likes to try to pick people up

jiayuan: keyu pick me up!

keyu: no

patrick: keyu likes me more he will pick me up!

keyu: no

patrick: *pouts*

keyu: *tries to pick both jiayuan and patrick up at the same time*

bo yuan, running over: ZHOU KEYU PUT THEM DOWN YOULL BREAK YOURSELF

not too high up on bo yuan’s worry list, give him a piece of paper or book or anything he would just calmly sit there and do something with it

(bo yuan: every time when we do art or reading its so hard to pry keyu away, he has to finish what he was doing and he’s so concentrated he doesn’t hear anybody)

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Liu Zhang (AK):

4 years old

loud, VERY LOUD.

he doesn’t know he’s loud

bo yuan: ak you don’t have to yell

ak: OKAY

monopolized over all the instrument music type of toys in the daycare

bo yuan: ak you know you have to share your toys right?

ak: I gave the ukulele to mika

honestly having ak is like having a walking megaphone so bo yuan ended up actually making ak his little helper for announcements

bo yuan: ak go tell everyone is lunch time

ak: alright!

ak: *da da da running to fetch his little stool*

ak, stands on a little stool in the middle of the play room: ITS LUNCH TIMEEEEEE-

nine, swats ak’s leg: YOU SCARED ME

the only time ak is quiet is when he’s around lin mo, he kinda just likes to watch lin mo and follow him around so that’s that

unless lin mo starts messing with him, then you just lose your hearing for the day

also at first bo yuan was trying to see what ak is interested in, and he taught ak hot cross buns on the bells and thought that would calm ak down,, but oops ak ended up making more noises

patrick: I WANNA SLEEP AK

(bo yuan: I swear something happened to this kid or something. he’s not hard of hearing but he’s just naturally so loud)

i too would lose my hearing if im around ak so much

not to high on bo yuan’s worries but he just make sure ak isn’t being too loud and bothering the other kids, usually he’s pretty good about that but you never know when a little patrick will start napping or anyone really so gotta contain his energy

(bo yuan: ak is usually the first one that’s awake from nap time but its usually like 5-10min before everyone else so i told him he can go and play but he just has to be quiet)

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alrighty !! now you've met everyone in the daycare, what kind of fun and chaotic adventures are they going to have??

(all future daycare au things will be incorrect quotes + short little one shots, this intro mostly served as a bio so you understand their personalities a bit, and i hope you enjoyed it!)

[jikook-love]

8 Random Things Tag

Lthank you @mimibtsghost​ for the boredom buster ^^

Last Movie Watched? WONDER WOMAN. I knew it was gonna be gud but i didn’t know it was gunna be THAT good. Gal Gadot was actually amazing and Chris Pine is like my childhood crush so it was <333 But honestly you guys should go watch it--the plot was the most flawless one I’ve seen in a while. It shows a powerful woman without shoving feminism down your throat--kind of like, she’s strong, intelligent and beautiful, and that’s just it at face value. No if’s and’s or but’s. And also, if you’re one of those pseudo-intellectuals you’ll surely shudder at the way they tied in that history as well as the effective character development of Wonder Woman herself and why she loves to fight and is the way she is now and just...it’s just good, okai :)

Last song listened to: 

It’s been like that for the past...forever. :/

Last Book Read: Career of Evil by JK Row--I mean, Robert Galbraith ;) The third and final installment of the Cameron Strike detective series and frankly, it was disappointing. However, the first two books were pretty decent so definitely try this if you like mystery/crime novels

Last thing eaten: Well, I’m eating a fruit salad rn so, I guess that :/

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: In bed. Sleeping. All day e’er day (I already slept for like 13 hours yesterday yet..)

A fictional character you would hang out with for a day: I CAN ONLY PICK ONE?!!! UMMMMMMMM. ...Lizzie Bennet? Because as I’ve mentioned on my Twitter, I hikey admired her so much that somewhere along the way I subconsciously resemble her now--highly judgmental and always meddling in other people’s love lives. Of course, it could just be wishful thinking because I like her so much ;)

What fictional world/universe would you want to spend a week in? Cliche af but wouldn’t it be the Harry Potter universe? Just so I can stab people with my wand, y know? Also, our fanfic AUs are technically fictional world universes soooo.....

Last Video Game Played: League of Legends. stfu and stop shaming me for playing with toxic trash tyvm

I tag: anyone who read this all the way to the end ^^

[theantisocialcritic]

This AntiSocial Life: 63 Posts About E3!

E3 2017 is in it’s final hours at this point and what remains are the game demos and developer interviews to get us some insights for the upcoming games just announced. As far as i’m concerned with the big announcements under the bridge it’s time to gather our collective thoughts and reflect on what’s been announced. 

This was not a great E3. I’ve been watching these conferences live since 2011 and i’m hard pressed to remember a conference where so much time was spent talking about so few major game releases. There were pretty much as many interesting major game announcements as there were conferences. 

Over the course of three days of the conference I imbibed in my normal yearly social media puking session in which I jumped onto social media at every opportunity available to wax opinion on every single announcement I found interesting. For the fun of it this year I started counting them and found myself staring down a total of 63 messages sent over the course of a few days of conference viewing. As I take my time to collect my thoughts on the conference I thought the best way to approach this would be to lay these out in chronological order to best consider my thoughts of the conference. Below the list you will find my basic summary thoughts on the conference so if sorting through social media bile doesn’t suite your fancy I welcome thee to scroll down to the bottom. 

Without further ado… (fair warning, spelling errors abound…)

June 11 at 3:42pm · Hey Everyone! It's that special time of the year! E3 2017! Please forgive the potential barrage of FB commentary about video games. This is like my yearly super bowl.. you know! For nerds!

MICROSOFT CONFERENCE

June 11 at 4:03pm · XBOX 2017 CONFERENCE STARTING

June 11 at 4:07pm · New XBONE! WITH 4K! New console to consider getting after I finished getting caught up with the last 3 generations of Nintendo Consoles I don't own yet!

June 11 at 4:08pm · WHY DIDN'T XBONE SHIP 3.5 YEARS AGO WITH 4K?

June 11 at 4:11pm · XBOX One X! More Power! Less Space! More resolution! MORE OF YOUR MONEY IN OUR WALLETS

June 11 at 4:13pm · Forza 7! Drive Cars Gud! IN 4K!!!!

June 11 at 4:17pm · *spaces out during Forza discussion* ….

June 11 at 4:19pm · 42 GAME ANNOUNCEMENTS?

June 11 at 4:21pm · Dostoyevsky quotes in a game announcement! A+ for literacy! Additional points for anyone in the audience who and point out which book it's from!

June 11 at 4:25pm · Personal Pet Peeve: I love visual fidelity in games but over designing your game only distracts visually from where the gamer will focus. Alternatively the gamer won't notice it in the heat of combat how pretty the water effects are while they're being beheaded.

June 11 at 4:26pm · E3 Post #11 Metro 3! CALLED IT! Metro Exodus looks interesting. It will NOT Look that good but it's cool!

June 11 at 4:26pm · E3 Post #12 Assassins…. *snore* Sorry I fell asleep halfway through my own typing…

June 11 at 4:33pm · E3 post #13 So yah, Egypt angle is unique but… boring game so whatever…

June 11 at 4:37pm · E3 Post #14 Lots of gameplay this year! MUCH NEEDED IMPROVEMENT from previous years

June 11 at 4:46pm · E3 Post #15 WHY IS MINECRAFT STILL A THING?

June 11 at 4:47pm · E3 Post #16 Don't get me wrong, I don't mind Minecraft, i've played it and it's a fine game and all. It's 6 YEARS OLD at this point though.

June 11 at 4:47pm · E3 Post #17 Minecraft in 4K…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

June 11 at 4:48pm · E3 Post #18 *continued from previous post* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

June 11 at 4:52pm · E3 Post #19 DragonBall Fighter Z looks pretty awesome!

June 11 at 4:59pm · E3 Post #20 Sea of Thieves had the WORST showing at last year's show with that terrible "live stream" of it. It's so bizarre that RARE of all studios is making a game that infuses the old school charm of their N64 adventure games with modern multiplayer/online crap.

June 11 at 5:14pm · E3 Post #21 Super Lucky's Tale looks awesome! There's a huge drought in 3D platforming games in modern games. I wanna play this!

June 11 at 5:14pm · E3 Post #22 Cupboy will come out this year! THEY SWEAR!!

June 11 at 5:30pm · E3 post #23 Live piano on stage. CRAP IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

June 11 at 5:30pm · E3 post #24 Don't know what this Ori is but it looks nuts

June 11 at 5:31pm · E3 Post #25 WHAAT?? Original Xbox Compatability with the XBONE!

June 11 at 5:32pm · E3 Post #26 DJIOIOHTIOEHOIHDIOHIOHDIOHFIO CRIMSON SKYS ON XBONE ioro8thiorhtioahrtoihsiodfhgiofdhioa

June 11 at 5:35pm · E3 Post #27 If this conference doesn't end with ANY Halo content i'm chucking the Xbone remote out the window…

June 11 at 5:41pm · E3 Post #28 Bioware's Anthem looks ok. I didn't catch the EA conference so i'm probably missing some context. Honestly though are we all really forgetting that this is the same developer that gave us Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect Andromeda?

June 11 at 5:46pm · E3 Post #29 *Prophetically chucks XBONE controller out window* (see post 27)

June 11 at 5:48pm · E3 Post #30 Main take aways from XBOX conference: -Metro Exodus -Dragonball Fighter Z -Super Lucky's Tale -Extended Backwards Compatibility See y'all again in 5 hours for Bethesda conference!

BETHESDA CONFERENCE 

June 11 at 10:55pm · E3 Post #31 Bethesda stream starts in 5 minutes :3 

June 11 at 11:03pm · E3 Post #32 Annoying intro is annoying

June 11 at 11:05pm · E3 Post #33 GET ON WITH IT!!

June 11 at 11:06pm · E3 Post #34 VR..... ALL OF MY HATE!!!

June 11 at 11:08pm · E3 Post #35 Doom/Fallout VR look terrible…

June 11 at 11:11pm · E3 Post #36 Elder Scrolls Online expansion, good gosh please get to SOMETHING

June 11 at 11:13pm · E3 Post #37 Who's bright idea was Bethesda land?

June 11 at 11:19pm · E3 Post #38 Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch has amibo support so you can get Link cloths/master sword in the game... Well I'm sold on that concept!

June 11 at 11:21pm · E3 Post #39 So is Dishonored an expansion or a spin off game?

June 11 at 11:24pm · E3 Post #40 Wait what? QUAKE BETA IS LIVE?!? Hold my Dew!!!

June 11 at 11:28pm · E3 post #41 Huh... Evil Within 2 coming out in October. Neat!

June 11 at 11:40pm · E3 Post #42 Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is the only really interesting reveal of the conference other than the Quake Beta. No Elder Scrolls 6 news... This E3 is a wash so far. There have been maybe 3 major games announced between Battlefront 2, Metro and Wolfenstein II. Assuming Ubisoft is a wash the ball now falls into Sony's court for some sort of huge reveal.

THE FOLLOWING DAY

Yesterday at 9:57am · E3 Post #43 XBox One X as an acronym is just X.B.O.X. 

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Yesterday at 10:00am · E3 Post #44 The interesting takeaway from this E3 so far is that it seems that developers are shying away from announcing games more than a year out from release (usually the norm). This is probably why we didn't get big Elder Scrolls 6 or Halo updates. It's a smart move that prioritizes new games but the loss of long term excitement for upcoming games.

UBISOFT CONFERENCE

Yesterday at 3:03pm · E3 Post #45 Ubisoft conference time!

Yesterday at 3:04pm · E3 Post #46 MIYAMOTO!

Yesterday at 3:12pm · E3 Post #47 Mario/Rabids is literally just XCOM for kids.

Yesterday at 3:34pm · E3 Post #48 Real talk on The Crew 2 Physics/Game Design/Sound Design for racing games is seriously difficult work that takes top of the line talent to pull off. No disrespect to all the hard working people who do it. It's kind of lost on me though given that all these racing games look exactly the same.

Yesterday at 3:36pm · E3 Post #49 What in the heck is Transference? It looks like a rip off of a bad Johnny Depp movie... IN VR GUYS!!

Yesterday at 3:49pm · E3 Post #50 Between Sea of Thieves and Skull and Bones 2018 will have 2 huge pirate games.

Yesterday at 3:54pm · E3 Post #51 Star-Link looks interesting. Not entirely sold on an adult version of amibos but it's unique!

Yesterday at 4:09pm · E3 Post #52 Beyond Good and Evil 2 15 years after the original game.

SONY CONFERENCE

E3 Post #53 Sony has so much money they can afford an Indian band and a waterworks display on stage…

E3 Post #54 Sonys official switch stream doesn't have audio... NINTENDO SAVE US!!

E3 Post #55 My man! Shadow of the Colossal Remastered! One of the greatest games of all time on the PS4!

E3 Post #56 "Todd Howard must be killed... Skyrim must be stopped..." -Anonymous Friend

E3 Post #57 The audience in the Sony conference is so hilariously unenthusiastic

E3 Post #58 Detroit looks like an ok-ish spiritual successor to Heavy Rain. Unfortunately the game is based on the idea that Detroit will become a techno-wonderland. My suspension of disbelief doesn't extend so far.

E3 Post #59 Sony must be really comfiest in Insomniacs SpiderMan game to finish the conference on it. Suprised we didn't get a Last of Us 2 update…

NINTENDO CONFERENCE

E3 Post #60 Final Conference for E3 Nintendo Spotlight

E3 Post #61 METROID PRIME 4 ANNOUNCED!!

E3 Post #62 Mario Oddessey looks pretty awesome

E3 Post #63 That's all for this long series of Posts about E3! Hope y'all can forgive me in time for next June! X)

(*Author’s Note* Didn’t watch PC Gaming Show… who cares?)

SUMMARY 

Best Game in Show - Mario Oddessey

Best of Microsoft - Metro Exodus

Best of EA - Star Wars: Battlefront II (by default) 

Best of Bethesda - Wolfenstein II

Best of Ubisoft - Beyond Good and Evil (IF It actually happens) or Mario+Rabids

Best of Sony - Shadow of the Colossus Remastered

Best of Nintendo - Mario Oddessey 

Most Exciting Announcement - Metroid Prime 4

Best Conference - Ubisoft/Nintendo (loose tie) 

Worst Idea in Show - Bethesda’s Paid Mod Support

Worst Conference in Show - Sony

Best Cringe of E3 2017 -

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