#also uh. eaiw probably shoudltn have shouted at aloom but i think hes justified. shows his concern via anger lol
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local-crater-group · 1 year ago
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--PRIVATE TRANSMISSION--
[Jaunty Fluttering of Two Sparks, Nine Materials, a Million Bells, Flightless Parallels of Balance, Accented Looking of One Imprisonment, Everything Alight in an Ideal World, Saccharine Sunset]
JET: Everyone! Fang's vulture eggs hatched!! There are two, and they are so cute!!
JET: Mother is watching over them. Fang has an Overseer watching as well. They are the size of fang's hand!!
SS: wooo!! thats so cool!
ALOOM: That's Interesting! I did not know that they were going to hatch soon!
FPB: Congratulations, Jet!! Are all of the hatchlings healthy?
JET: Yes! They are all healthy! Mother has been keeping a good eye on them. Fang is, a little upset though, due to missing the actual hatching.
JET: Fang has been, busy.
FPB: Ah, that is good! Hope they stay that way! May they live a prosperous life, may the gods leave them free of the Cycle, may they flourish and prove themselves if not.
SS: yeah uh. that.
SS: congrats!
JET: Such amazing little creatures.
JET: Fang loves them. When they can leave nest, fang is going to train them, like fang did with mother. Fang thinks it may be useful.
SS: jet youre gonna end up with an army of vultures
JET: And that is a good thing! One can never have to many vultures.
ALOOM: It Can Be if They start swarming Others' Cans.
JET: There won't be that many.
SS: i wouldnt mind if a vulture swarmed my can... as long as it didnt destroy me
SS: gl with your great vulture army!
JET: Thank you! They will grow up big and strong, and well behaved.
JET: Aloom, how are you feeling?
ALOOM: Hm? Oh, I am Alright. Just Sore is all.
SS: once again, glad youre alright!
ALOOM: I Know. Everything Is Just kind of, Fuzzy.
FPB: A great vulture army, to take over the world... Well, I thank thee for the idea for my next writing project!
SS: how long did you zone out for, if you just came to that conclusion
FPB: Shush, dear.
JET: Will fang be mentioned in this writing project?
FPB: It'll probably be a completely fictional story! I'd be glad to include you in it though, if you wish.
FPB: and Accented, how is everything fuzzy? Are there any issues that might be causing it?
JET: Oh that is alright then! No need to mention fang.
ALOOM: Just, It's Weird. I, Don't feel Right.
FPB: Have you run a general systems check? Just in case.
ALOOM: Mmm I can Not. It is, Not Working.
FPB: Not working? Oh dear, even that is enough of a sign.
EAIW: That is an understatement. ALOOM, how many of your systems are broken or unfunctional enough that even a systems check doesn't work?
ALOOM: Uhm.
ALOOM: Most of Them, I Believe.
JET: How come, you never mentioned anything, sister?
ALOOM: It Is, Really Not A Big Deal.
EAIW: not a big deal?
EAIW: ALOOM, I love you, I really do, but come on.
EAIW: something, no matter how insignificant, malfunctioning is never a good sign. Now upscale that by at least a hundred times.
EAIW: This is a big deal
ALOOM: Most Of My Can Is Destroyed, There Is Nothing We Can Do.
ALOOM: I Can't Repair Myself, And I Am Not Sure How Much Longer I'll Be Functioning For.
JET: W What?
FPB: oh dear.
JET: Sister, c come on, you u will be o o okay. Promise e.
EAIW: ...
FPB: oh gods.
EAIW: what
EAIW: how long has this been happening
ALOOM: A While?
EAIW: and why didnt you tell us
EAIW: were your siblings were here to help
ALOOM: But, What Are You To Do? We Can't Leave Our Cans.
SS: ...no one can leave their cans
EAIW: that
EAIW: so you refused to even tell us because of a universal fact that every single one of us faces.
EAIW: we could have done something, in the early stages of your deterioration
EAIW: would you like to hear the entire list of solutions that could have been implemented, but now its too late because you decided to keep your condition to yourself for gods know what reason?
ALOOM: ...
ALOOM: sorry
EAIW: you should be.
EAIW: gods, we care about you, youre our sibling, why wouldnt we need to know.
FPB: Alight, calm down a bit.
FPB: You are correct, but do not blame her.
EAIW: listen to yourself
EAIW: its their own fault if they didnt deign to let us know!
FPB: Calm down.
FPB: As I said, you are correct. She should have told us (we haven't forgotten that you're still here, Accented. sorry for the impoliteness), yes.
FPB: It's, as you said, too late for that now.
FPB: We should be figuring out how to help her, not blaming her.
EAIW: ...
ALOOM: but what is there even to do
ALOOM: I've Tried Everything, And nothing works.
FPB: We will figure something out.
FPB: I'm sure there's something.
SS: please dont die
SS: please
SS: please
ALOOM: I-
JET: Fang has been thinking, we will figure it out. We are siblings, and siblings help each other. Aloom, next time this ever happens, you will tell us, or at least tell fang.
JET: Fang will do regular check ins, while Fang figures out a way to help. Fang will at least fix you, and everything will be okay.
ALOOM:
ALOOM: Okay, I Trust You.
FPB: Siblings stick together. Something will be figured out.
EAIW: ...yeah
JET: Fang will contect NMMB as well. ALOOM, any change in your status, you will tell fang.
FPB: Tell all of us.
ALOOM: Fine. I will.
ALOOM: I Just, Don't want You all to Waste resources on Me.
JET: Nonsense, you are our sibling, resources will never be wasted on you. Fang would do the same thing for anyone in the group.
FPB: It's not as if we're using them for anything else.
FPB: You're always priority.
ALOOM:
ALOOM: I forgot My Puppet could Cry.
ALOOM: Unless that is Blood.
ALOOM: Looks Like It.
FPB: Oh.
FPB: What happened? I don't believe that our blood is supposed to haphazardly make an appearance...
ALOOM: This just Happens Somtimes.
JET: What.
FPB: Oh dear.
JET: ALOOM, Fang is forcing a system check. If your systems can't, fangs will.
ALOOM: Please don't.
FPB: ...Be careful.
JET:
JET: Aloom, fang is seriously disappointed in you for not telling us sooner. This is not good!
FPB: Assuming you did the check, how bad is it?
JET: It's bad.
JET: Fang, fang is going to go. Fang needs to figure this out.
[JFTS has disconnected]
FPB: ...
FPB: oh dear.
ALOOM: Apologies.
[ALOOM has disconnected]
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