#also to op if they every see this. sorry. ik u were talking about classics but this is all i know.
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thinking about that one post that's been popping off about greek/roman cultures getting sorted into this weird binary of "greek = literature&humanities" and "roman = weird alt-right guys. war!!!" and like op is goes into way more depth and originally i was going to leave this in the tags but i didn't want to like word vomit in the tags but to add my 2 cents u can see it in children's books too. look at fucking pjo/hoo
chb gets to be the fun summer camp where 'children grow into heroes!!!' and all that jazz but cj is the strict military camp??? chb gets to have fun elective classes like underwater basket weaving and canoeing but cj brands you with a spqr mark and a bar for every year of service???? not to mention how weird that is when rr's lame ass wrote that cj fought for the confederacy??? chb has capture the flag! cj has war games. chb's oracle wears paint splattered jeans lol 🤪cj's oracle is power hungry and brutally mutilates stuffed animals 😐
and not only did he write the camps like this. the charas from each camp is written like this too!!! percy is fun and charming. jason is there. annabeth is spunky and witty. reyna is... stern. dakota has an alcoholism problem but bc it's a children's book he drinks kool-aid instead??? the satyrs bravely guide the greek demigods to their home at chb. the romans have to face The Wolf b4 coming to cj. and if they fail? they die. they just die. and they've been doing it that way forever. there's a wolf who kills their fellow demigods bc she deems the weak and everyone in cj just fucking goes on with their lives. the gods interact with chb. do they even know that cj exists???
imperial gold, the main metal used by the roman demigods, is constantly in shortage? they have to go on quests to find more of it???? meanwhile, there never seems to be a shortage of celestial bronze???? if you choose to stay at chb, you might die an early death but you can still interact with the world at large. if you choose to stay at new rome, you'll be safe but you're essentially isolated from the rest of the world.
okay that last point might be a little unfair but like this shit drives me crazy!!!! he just wrote the romans like they were temu chb. chb with all the sparkle gone. like he didn't even try. as if the romans didn't have their own myths. as if the romans didn't write poetry or make graffiti. as if the romans weren't their own separate culture!!!!
#also to op if they every see this. sorry. ik u were talking about classics but this is all i know.#[tyrese voice] this is all i got#like 90% of this can be chalked up to rr being a bad writer but that doesnt make it less infuriating#and like jason is my blorbo forever and he's roman but by the end of the series hes very clearly more greek than roman#and that drives me insane!!!! jason who's been at cj since he was 2 is now practically a greek#jace who is literally cj's child. rome's favored son.... is now what? climbing the lava wall at chb???#if you dont get that boy back in a toga sweeping the temples on the hill rn....#the imperial gold situation is genuinely so funny to me. like rr couldnt even hide his distaste.#dont even get me started on the fauns in cj. they're lazy??? they're useless??? they /beg for money/????#ohhh rr im exploding u with my mind#also the dakota complaint probably doesn't belong on this list but i couldnt help but mention it#like he was insane for that#also the way chb is written with the equivalent of like a warm hug meanwhile no one fucking likes each other at cj#oh hoo. you should've just been about the romans. it's not your fault. you were doomed from the beginning#everyday i mourn what could've been#and thats my monthly 'the romans deserved better' rant outta the way#see yall again this time in april#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#rr crit
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