#also this is hilarious when you remember that I have attempted and failed to defraud alex aster in the past. now she's defrauded ME

[wutheringmights]

The only person more dedicated to my bit about my semi-unironic love for Lightlark is my brother, who gifted me a pre-order of the collector's edition for my birthday.

It just arrived in the mail. I can make this post about the fact that there's a brand new prologue that adds nothing to the story except explain the lore early, a list of powers and curses that exposes how stupid the world building is, and not one but two maps to just get people to shut up.

No, this post is about how the "sensation suite of features" in this edition includes a "8 page romantic scene from the POV of Isla's love interest."

I counted the pages.

There's only 7.

WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THIS????? PEOPLE CAN COUNT!!!