#also this is going to be messy with the twins plot and all but yasss give it ti me

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I only have like two bottles from the dark days of college left and I’ll be damned if i take them with me when i move

are you fucking serious betty jesus christ poor kevin. he is a better friend than i.

this is honestly the creepiest most awkward thing ever is this supposed to be fun for us as an audience??? am i a prude?????????

okay “I’m.... shy...” was a great delivery

public will reading THAT’S what i’m talkin about

yes hal, divorcing your wife and daughter together like the latter is a relationship you can just opt out of is totally justified this is a totally normal reaction to life being messy

“You can’t divorce me, i DIVORCE YOU” alice cooper back on her bullshit. god bless ‘er

did we know archie knew about hiram owning pop’s? god they really need to work on focusing their plot breadcrumbs. i’m like not surprised or interested in anything anymore

i feel like the directors are just telling sprouse to act SUPER SHOOK and DRAMATIC regardless of what the scene is about and now it’s losing all effect which is a shame

tiny fat cooper bbs

yasss- penelope SNEERING at the idea of toni attending the will reading. cheryl lending toni an outfit while throwing out a rare compliment to someone else’s personal style.

god i hope we get a reveal of how both archie and veronica are plying things close to the chest so as to keep one another safe but i kinda doubt that’s what we’re gunna get

toni laughing at alice’s outburst is like the “take me or leave me” scene in rent where everyone’s reacting to maureen and joann’s Gay Antics(tm)

“this is riveting, i can’t breath” DID THEY JUST. Headcanon: joaquin told everyone the story of “Secrets and sins” and how funny his boyfriend is and so “this is riveting, i can’t breath” became like a meme amongst the teen serpents as like- the thing you say when someone is being laughably extra for zero reason and someone needs to break the tension

POP TATE BACKSTORY

i swear to god jughead if you go against pop’s wishes i will personally astral project myself into the fictional universe of this tv series and grab you by your skinny little throat and throw you in front of a train

“I feel it is my duty to say a few words.” of course you do cheryl. it’s not, but do go on

oh my fucking god. are they really doing this. is this really happening. a resurrection/secret twin plot? jesus h christ. see this is the kind of thing i would have loved if the quality of season one was still present, but as things are i’m just cringing

“Oh mumsy- i had the most frightful daymare.” ....fuck you i love cheryl’s shitty stilted performative psycho dialogue

“we could start our own version of the farm!” *betty face* same, bets, same.

like- we all know chic isn’t a blossom tho. they’re trying to make this mysterious but come on. he looks like a young blond skeet ulrich and we all know it

oh no- are they paralleling kevin catfishing chic to joaquin getting info on the sheriff from kevin in season one oh noooooooo that makes me so saddddd

“I’m brunching, archie, what do you want?” an icon in a time of strife

“I haven’t even gotten to the real talk, fred” MACKERS WOMEN. GODDAMN.

i hate this lodge-mob-family plot but it feels like there’s light at the end of the tunnel and it may end eventually here

oh god are we finally getting jughead finding out about the serpents and the drive in???? in all this mess of a season are we finally getting this high quality drama i’ve been waiting for???

.......and drama is subverted because apparently scenes in this episode can only last a total of ten seconds before another plot point comes up

ugg, chic

SMITHERSSSSSS IN BASICALLY THE EXACT UNIFORM WE LAST SAW HIM INNNNN!!!!

omg are they bringing back the uncomfortable dinner scenes from season one? that was these writers’ strong suite. 

Toni valiantly forging ahead with small talk in the face of the drama of the day draws her closely parallel to veronica. they should interact more

“LESBOS” WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIALOGUE ANYMORE THEY’VE SWAPPED THE OUTRIGHT BAD DIALOGUE OF SEASON ONE IN FAVOR OF JUST PLAIN WEIRD

i feel like a failure for not pointing out sooner that his name is uncle claudius which is either just a lol and a wink, or foreshadowing- anything’s possible in season two

in any case, uncle claudius supports his gay neices so that’s nice

honestly the most unrealistic part of this season is that betty fully realizes polly is in a cult, but they just don’t talk about it cuz *~*she can make her own choices*~* like- this is betty cooper we’re talking about. no one is allowed to breath if it doesn’t fit her concept of JUSTICE. especially when it comes to the safety of her sister.

honestly they could cut from this to a shot of chic punting those babies into the river and i’d just nod and go “yup. checks out.” and play on my phone some more.

“war baby” is the most riverdale of gang member names

archie you did NOT just bring the dracula comparison into hiram’s study....

“riverdale will be crime free!” is this a plan to just blow it up because otherwise that’s a no. literally no one in this town is a law abiding citizen. i’m sure juniper and dagwood have already managed to steal a pack of cigarettes since they arrived

.....so she’s leaving the farm. with zero drama. because she’s not a character we’re even invested in anymore. kay.

....a privately owned prison. kay.

i mean- i like the implication that maybe it isn’t really “uncle claudius” but actual clifford pretending to be a new person- having probably killed the real deal to fake his own death. but. with everything else being so lame i’m having a hard time getting into it

i mean did anyone have any doubt that there was going to be some big parentage reveal with chic

..... are they seriously going to make a blood pact? what does he also get the secret password to the lodge family treehouse too?

sorry this turned into just me bitching instead of having a good time- i just miss my show