#also this ask is making me reveal something devious. something absolutely devious. more at 8pm on the news channel

[cookies-after-dark]

Okay this isn‘t smut but I just can‘t get the idea out of my head.

So if reader‘s in a relationship with both pv and shmilk, I‘d imagine that the servants are pretty left in the dark (unless they get involved like black sapphire). What if candy apple draws her own very incorrect conclusions from this, like she sees reader with shmilk one day, with pv the next and thinks that reader‘s cheating on shmilk? She totally doesn’t want shmilk to think better of her because she ‚exposed our lies’ or smth. Which I’m not sure how shmilk would react to that phrasing with his entire thing being deceit, but maybe she thinks he’d disapprove if he’s not in control of said lies.

Idk I‘m just giggling over the image of her trying to out us at some fancy meeting where everyone in the spire is present.

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additional tags: cheating (ends up being false), beast x ancient, gender neutral!reader

ships: pure vanilla cookie x reader x shadow milk cookie

Listen anon you are talking to THE NUMBER ONE CANDY APPLE COOKIE FAN and my lovely beautiful wife could never ever ever do anything wrong.

But she would do this. And since it's Candy Apple Cookie, this is not wrong.

She could accuse the reader of shoving three children off the Tower of Deceit and I'd give her an award. I absolutely love this ask because this is exactly something she would do.

And it's out of the goodness of her heart! Shadow Milk Cookie deserves better than shacking up with such baseless, cheating scum and she would like nothing better than to publicly out those doughbrains so that Shadow Milk Cookie could smite them on the spot! Then, no one would be inbetween her and her beloved Shadow Milk Cookie anymore~!!!!!

Except, she's met with a blank smile from Shadow Milk Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie is already preparing to help the sweet woman out and explain this as delicately as possible, and you just put it bluntly. No, it's all three of you together. No sneaking around.

Shadow Milk Cookie watches Candy Apple Cookie have a tantrum for like two seconds before he huffs and turns back to his partners, "Anyways. How's the weather?"