#also these werent all in all caps but it just copied n pasted it and my theme makes them all caps so it looks like im a hooligan rip

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commentary tag

i was tagged by my lov @yixingsfurrygf thank u gabby im lov u :( ❤️️❤️️

Rules: You have to go through the tags of 1 thing you reblog often and find 15 commentary tags (i.e. ‘they are so cute’, ‘they are so precious’)

im gonna do yixing instead of bbh bc i found some Gold™ in there :) and by Gold™ i mean garbage bc im abt as funny as a soggy piece of bread

1. #IM FUCKGINF LOSING MH GODDAMN MIND HE IS LITER A L LY THE MOST STUNNING PERSON ON EARTH NDKFJKSNDKDSKK JESUS GO D #HE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 SO 👏🏻 BREATH 👏🏻 TAKINGLY 👏🏻 BEAU TI FU L 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #I COULD LOOK AT HIM FOREVER AND BE CONTENT TBH #HES GODS MOST BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE #HIS CROWNING CREATION #THE REASON THE BIRDS CHIRP AND THE RUN RISES AND THE STARS SHINE #FU CK IM FMDKFKDKDK GONNA CHOKE HES SO LOVELY DHSKDNCKK #PLAY THIS AT MH FUNERAL #IM NEVER GONNA STOP WATCHINF THSI IF I DO SOMETGING IS WRO NG

2. #DAY 382948938: YIXING IS STILL JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE FIRST DAY I SAW HIM ...... HE IS STILL THE SUN... NASA HAS YET 2 REALIZE ...

3. #BOUTTA BREAK OUT THE F=MA TO FIND THE FORCE OF THESE FUCKING LOO K S ON MY ASS

4. #WHAT TYPE OF MEDIEVAL SURF LUK 😩💦💯 #I WOULD LET HIM INFECT ME WITH THE BLACK PLAGUE I'M NGL 👅

5. #SMH HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER AND HE'S TRYING TO STICK HIS KEY IN MY IGNITION CHIVALRY IS DEAD 😩😩😩😩

6.  #HE LOOKS LIKE A JAIL BOUND GRAPE AND I FOR ONE REFUSE TO BE SHAKEN BY A CRIMINAL FRUIT

7. #I WANT HIM SO FAR UP MY ASS THAT WHAT U NEED PLAYS WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH

8. #WHER IS HIS MELANIN @ HE LOOKS LIKE SPIDERUS FROM MISS SPIDERS SUNNY PATCH KIDS #BUT LIKE A RLY 👌🏻💦💯 VERSION THO SO HE COULD GET ME TANGLED UP IN HIS WEB ANY TIME 😩😩😩😩😩

9. #WHY AM I PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THE ACADEMIC EQUIVALENT OF THE OLYMPICS WHEN MY DREAM IS TO BE THE WOMAN WHO TIES YIXINGS SHOES #U DNT NEED Y=MX+B FOR THAT SHIT !!!!!

10. #REBLOG IF U CRIED OR ARE CRYING RN OR HAVE CRIED ALL LIQUID OUT OF UR BODY AND ARE CURRENTLY LAYING IN YA BED LIKE A DRIED UP APRICOT

11. #ANYWAYS AU WHERE I'M A KOALA AND YIXING IS A EUCALYPTUS TREE

12. #IF YOU SWITCH THE LETTERS OF 'BAZAR' AROUND YOU GET 'YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING LEAVE MY ASS ALONE ZHANG YIXING OR ELSE :)' #YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY IT YOURSELVES AND SEE JUST TRUST ME I WOULD NEVER STEER U WRONG  

13. #HE'S COSPLAYING AS A COORDINATE GRID THAT WAY I CAN FIND THE SLOPE OF THAT ASS #Y=MX+B BOUTTA COME IN HANDY BINCH  

14. #HE PUT THE 'LAY' IN 'FUCKING LAY MY GODDAMN ASS TO REST'

15. #HE'S LOOKIN LIKE THE LOST MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP ND I WOULD STILL LET HIM SPREAD MY ASSCHEEKS WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION 😩💯👌��� #FUKC ME THE HELL UP BLUEBERRY BOY 👅👅👅💦💦

bonus: #KNOCK KNOCK !! WHO IS IT?? OH LOOK ! IT'S GOD COMING DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO TELL U TO STOP BEING A FREAK NASTY !!!!!!!!!!! 

also bonusx2 bc i felt bad for leaving my bby baek out :( :

1. #HE'S SERVING LOOKS LIKE MY MOM SERVES CASSEROLE SURPRISE AND I DON'T WANT ANY :)

2. #SOMEBODY CALL 9 1 1 !!! SHAWTY'S (ME) FIRE BURNIN (TO DEATH ) ON THE DANCE FLOOR

3. #I WOULD LET THE ROCK BENCH PRESS ME FOR 578 DAYS STRAIGHT FOR HIM

4. #JESU S L O RD #IF HE WERE A COWBOY AND I WAS A HORSE I WOULD LET HIM TAKE ME FOR A RIDE 🙃

5. #HDIDJFKLD HIS SHIRT HAS WATERMELONS ON IT BC HE NEEDS TO WATERMELEAVEMEALONE BYE !!!!

the best: #I??? DON'T SEE ANYTHING HOLD ON LET ME BUST OUT MY ELECTRON FUCKING MICROSCOPE REAL QUICK- #IM FUCKIDN LAUFHONG MY ASS OFF THIS IS SO FUNN Y #I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!! SHRIMP DICK HE IS !

im gonna tag: @pcysbbygirl, @hunandonly, @smhsehun, @julietmp3, @thickdicksuho, @callmeminseok, @suhosleftbuttcheek, @stunningsoo, @chanyoool, and @mochibaeks