#also the unintentional shrek ref lmao

[katanablue]

Hey pookie birthday coming up for me so yknow I decided imma treat myself to an ask

Bay raph but with like a tough love typa partner, yknow like ya need comfort?

“YOUR A BITCH BOY IF YA THINK YOU ARE ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD THING I SWEAR TO GOD”

Cause yknow teehee, gotta love aggressively loving someone

LMFAOOO YESSS I LOVE THIS

It’s short but I kept making myself laugh with this lmao

“Baby—“

“No, Raph! I’m not gonna sit here and listen to you spout this absolute bullshit.”

Your mutant boyfriend rolls his eyes hard, groaning low in his throat and crossing his arms over his chest.

It was just a little joke.

“All I said was—“

You point your finger at him and shake your head, stalking closer until you’re chest to chest. He has to hold back his smirk, looking down at your form as you try to size him up and be intimidating.

“Don’t you dare finish that sentence.” You emphasis the end of your statement with a hard poke to his plastron. He feigns a scowl at you and takes your finger in between his, gently gripping it and bringing it to his lips for a kiss.

“What? That I’m a hideous ugly bea—“

He doesn’t even finish getting the word out before you push him harshly back onto his shell, making him land on his shell. You straddle his waist and curl your hands as best as you can around his shoulders. He fights the urge to bark out a laugh when you attempt to shake him, your body swaying back and forth, doing little to practically nothing to actually move him.

“Listen you giant meathead! You are beautiful and perfect and amazing and strong so I’ll be damned if I sit here and listen to you berate yourself! Do you fucking hear me??” You keep doing your best to shake him and Raph can only smirk up at you. He opens his mouth to say something but you silence him with a finger to his lips and a dark gleam in your eye.

“Do. You. Hear. Me?” You repeat, your voice going low and borderline menacing.

He can’t deny that seeing you so aggressive with him is very hot.

“Loud and clear, baby,” He grins against your finger, placing his hands on your hips and giving a gentle squeeze.

You give a single nod and remove your hand, letting yourself smile and start to lean down for a kiss.

“But it’s true—“

“Raphael!”