#also the two forms of Pep: fuckoff big frog and sopping wet baby boi

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Peppino, its not broken. some people are just being cryptic as hell.

Peppino: "I'm so confused..."

Gustavo: "It's alright, Peppino! As long as there's still legible messages, we can still talk to them!"

Peppino: "Yeah, I guess so..."

Peppino: "Anyway, the Noise is not a health inspector - Grazie Dio - He's just some TV guy in yellow pyjamas that has taken a liking to tormenting me. He's a little less annoying when he's not 'in-character', but he-a still takes a lot out of a guy. Even thinking about him is tiring."

Gustavo: "He knows how to make a place fun, though!"

Peppino: "Oh yeah, tonnes of fun."

Peppino: "Yeah, you'll get to meet at least Noisette tomorrow. Always get a coffee from her café in the mornings. The Noise is-a usually off filming or something."

Peppino: "That means Pep's gotta come too... I hope he'll be okay if Theo is there... He can be a lot for someone not used to it..."

Peppino: "But this could work to my advantage... Hmm...~"

Gustavo: "...Peppino..."

Gustavo: "Peppino."

Gustavo: "Peppino!"

Peppino: "Wuh-! Huh!?"

Gustavo: "Peppino, you were thinking about using Pep for a revenge scheme, weren't you?"

Peppino: "What! No, no, noooooo. I was-a thinking about... Those chocolate croissants Hazel makes! They're sooooo good, y'know!"

Gustavo: "Uh-huh. Sure."

(translations for cryptic asks under cut!!!)