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thesearchforbluejello · 2 months ago

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Begging everyone to realize that the big Freeport LL Bean is FULL of taxidermy wildlife and nobody human might be paying attention to you but if that sexual tension bubbled over it would be with dozens of taxidermied animals staring sightlessly at them.

Something something life and death something something eyes of the world on queer people something something surveillance state of the military

Also there's a LOT of fish. Like so many fish. But those are alive.

BJ goes to Maine fandom I know we've had our differences but it's only because I've been trying to make "sex in the LLBean store" a fanfic trope for years and you guys have the perfect opportunity and yet do not take it

#m*a*s*h #literally in that bean every time you turn a corner there's more dead animals #also the two bull moose locked forever in a power struggle #they travel which must be nice for them #real enemies in life to lovers in death story there #that bean is just a wicked strange experience like it's just bizarre hick capitalism vibes #that's not even hate do you know how much ll bean stuff I have so much #also unspeakable things have probably occurred in those display tents already #ayuh freeport bean's weird (typed in the accent but it's text so just imagine it)#(also I'm from Maine if that was not apparent)#(but not from mid coast so nowhere near Freeport)#(but I have made the pilgrimage to worship the Boot many times)#(also those moose do actually travel to fairs and stuff)

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