#also the narrator for the audio books 🥵

[crowleyssakesnow]

Oh, to have the type of banter found in an Emily Henry novel.

[alexstorm]

Why would he bend himself over?! lmao / cos he's the only one who's allowed to bend him, he's the man in charge 😩🥵 "throbbing member" is something I imagine he'd unironically use to describe his little fella. I also think that euphemisms like "fiddle my whistle diddle my do" would be quite frequent

I feel like you're getting off topic a bit. We're still talking about an erotic novel as an audio book narrated by Alex. I'm not talking about what he's calling his little friend in private.