#also the height is horrible so i have to hunch over badly and feel unsteady just to reach stuff

[itshomobirb]

the longer i stand the stupider i get.

anyway, pray that my edibles turn out alright. the hemp got waterlogged during the decarb, so i put in the oil and was like "oh ok ill stick it on a double broiler and heat the water until it evaporates!" and then i googled how to separate the water from the oil (coconut), and it was like "put it in the fridge, they'll separate, the oil will solidify, boom just pour out the water."

and i went "ok!" and stopped the double broiler, strained out the solid hemp matter, using several different jars and many utensils and approximately 10 coffee filters and spilling oil several times. dumped the hemp in the trash. did the dishes and started the dishwasher while the oil drained into the cup.

and then i was like "oh fuck i forgot to properly infuse the oil," so i dumped the oil back into the double boiler and let it boil for a few minutes. googled again. yeah a double boiler would infuse, but it'd take several hours (<- spoiled by "mason jar in the pressure cooker takes a lot less time").

ohfuck.jpeg. i already dumped the hemp. litcherally what am i infusing in the double boiler. it's just heating oil. ok. strain it again, put it in a container, put it in the fridge, and now im hoping there was enough time for it to infuse when i first put in the oil.

and during this entire time i was standing in my kitchen. losing braincells by the minute. trying to figure it out before the fog of war (brain fog) completely surrounded me.