#also the head tilt i just yeeped

[pauls-mescal]

#how to get pregnant

[ask-leech-in-a-bottle]

"Mink! While you're out can you please pick up some eggs and some more green tea!" "Yeah I will Gran!" I call back, Sunshine dashing around my legs causing his leash to get wrapped around my legs almost making me trip. I sigh as I unwind the leash, Sunshine sits down, his tail going crazy and his tongue sticking out. "Oh, we need more dog food also!" "Ok, I'm going now Gran!" I yell back, turning to open the door, "Oh wait, here's a twenty." I turn around and grab the twenty from my Grandmother's hand. After giving a kiss to her forehead I open the door and step out.

***

While walking through the park there  are many things you expect to see. From couples going on dates to elderly people feeding the birds, one thing I never thought I'll see however is a guy sitting on top of the basketball hoop looking bored out his mind. As I stare I can't help but think about how big an idiot, I mean how is he supposed to get down without getting hurt? Sighing I continued to walk away, Sunshine following besided me happy as can be, giving him a pat on the head I check the time before walking towards the store. Unaware of the eyes watching me go.

"Alright, be a good boy and stay right here, okay?" Sunshine just wags his tail and shuffles around where he is sitting. Withe on last look I enter the store and grabbed a small basket. Roaming around as fast as I can without bumping shoulders with the other store patrons, I quickly find myself among the tea and quickly grab the brand my Grandmother normal uses and walk towards the eggs. On my way to the eggs I pass the small clothes section and out of the corner of my eye something white and yellow catches my eye, giving what caught my eye full attention I see the accuracy stand filled with scarfs and bandanas and there it is; a white bandana with little yellow suns. I grab it and continue on getting eggs.

Walking out of the store I freeze a bit to what I see, Sunshine is where I left him but that's not what I freeze at, it the boy sitting with him. Dark blue hair cut short and tan skin is the first thing I noticed when I saw him, the second thing I noticed is the two popsicles he has, on in his mouth the other he is letting Sunshine eat. As I stand there I try to put a name to his face knowing that I've seen him before, "Ack! How long have you been there!" He jumps as he notices me, Sunshine looks up and gives a happy bark at my arrival. "Not long, thank you for keeping my dog company." He blushes a bit at that and runs the back of his neck, "It's no problem, he's a sweetheart." I nod and bend down to untie his leash and pull out the bandana and tied it around his neck.

"Umm, I-umm, my names Orion and I've seen you around at school." I look at him and nod, standing straight, "I'm Mink." With one last nod I start my walk back home, "Mink? Mink.... wait a second- MILK!?" snap, "What did you say?" I'm going to kill him, "Damn if Richard told me his 'new bestfriend' was a cutie I would have paid more attention~" it's not a crime if there are no witnesses, right? "Ha! If Dick knew that I bumped into you on accident, when he can't even find you on purpose he would flip~" but where could I put the body? "In all seriousness it was nice meeting you~ And your dig is super sweet, what's his name?" "Sunshine." I start to speed up with that.

***

"YO DICK!" "YEK- STOP HITTING ME!" "You remember when you where ranting about how you been replaced, welp it turns out you where right~" Richard blinks at that, doing his signature head tilt, "What do you mean?" "Guess you ran into your new bestfriend and her dog Sunshine~" "....SHE HAS REPLACED ME WITH A DOG!? WHY DOES GOD HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL!" "Richard, Orion. What have I told you two about yelling?" "YEEP!"

[mcuntainbcrn]

offirebutterflies​:

He’s sweating. Good. She likes making people who deserve it sweat. Her eyes twinkle, the mischievous smirk not once fading from her face. “Ah, but how would you know, hmmm~? Are you also one whos speaks with Those Who No Longer Speak, such as myself?” A rhetorical question. There are VERY few who can do so – her included in that limited number.

Even as Maggie summons another plant, her gaze not once falters from the intruder. So this person is alone… perfect.

Hu Tao tilts her head, still smiling as she gets close to his face. “… tell me. Have you ever thought about how you would die~? What about what your burial would be like? Would you like to be eaten alive by plants? Perhaps a cremation?” She grins, her eyes glittering. “Those are my specialty. But I can do others, as well. Ocean burial? Cave burial? Being abandoned in Jueyun Karst to face the wrath of the Adepti? Oh! Perhaps being launched into the sky with a crossbow! That could be fun~!”

“Please. Tell me what your last wishes are and I will follow them to the letter.”

“W-wait - you’re not seri-YEEP!” one corolla darted forward, dangerously close, it’s maw open wide and dripping that corrosive sap, all the while emitting a rather alluring aroma that appeared to make the bound man second guess himself and lean that much closer towards the carnivorous plant, as though mesmerized by it, compelled by it.

“I can assure you - we take our work quite seriously...do you have any words of parting you wish to impart before you begin your next journey, sir?” an index finger toyed idly with her hair as the vines that bound him began to sway the captive to and fro, starting him from the reverie induced by the pheromones the gargantuan Venus Flytrap produced and making him begin to scream incoherently...for a moment anyway.

A broad leaf covered in viscous nectar covered his mouth, muting him, hand freeing itself from her hair to lick away a drop of the substance, “Oh do be quiet - it’s rude to disturb the dead and living alike, and both are sleeping presently...just be glad I chose something sweet over my preferred type.” as if to punctuate the statement, another thick drop of corrosive secretion hit the ground from the maw of the giant flora under her swap, another plume of acrid smoke issuing from the soil.

“Though I suppose like this he won’t be able to speak his final wishes...what a pity.”

[vissla]

1-40 :0

all of them? oh geez, alright. here goes

Do you like resting your head in a boys lap, or on his shoulder?

nngh,,, both? both is good… but if I had to choose… I’d choose shoulder

Sweaters or hoodies?  

hoodies, definitely

Netflix or clubbing on a Friday night?

netflix

Denim or leather jackets?

Leather? yeah, leather

What’s your favorite thing about boys?

nggh,,, everything? Faces? Shoulders? Tummies?? aaaa

How do you like your tea?

Iced, and peach :P

How do you like your coffee?

I don’t drink coffee!

Favorite fall color?

Love me some orange

Can you drive?

nope! lmao

Do you have a crush?

I did a few weeks ago :))) but not anymore lmao

What’s your favorite sport?

Is swimming a sport? I’m not a big sports person

Are you a pastel, neon, or neutral color mlm?

i am most definitely a neutral color mlm

Do you wear makeup?

nope! sometimes I’ll put some concealer on to cover a pimple or some shit but other than that,, no

Do you like boys taller or shorter than you?

Taller,, aahh

Do you prefer hand kisses, or nose kisses?

nose kisses are my SHIT i love them

What’s your favorite cologne smell?

Eesh, uh?? I have no idea. I’m gonna say more,, woody scents?

Ideal date?

Just like,, a date in general would be nice lmao

What’s more romantic: cabin getaway, or tropical vacation?

I mean, a cabin getaway is more romantic, but I’d rather go on a tropical vacation

What’s your favorite mlm movie?

The way he looks. aaahhhhh i love it so much ;-; favorite movie just like,, ever

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really. Maybe in certain circumstances,, but in general, no.

Have you ever been in love?

yepp

Do you like sitting in a boys lap, or do you prefer when a boy sits in yours?

love sitting in a boys lap,,, oo

Metal or cloth bracelets?

cloth

What’s one of your favorite memories of being in love?

nnnngh?? one time me and the boy i liked just,, walked around the city talking for almost two hours, so that was nice lol

Do you tilt your head to the left or right when you kiss?

the right

Would you like to take his last name when you marry?

yee. I hate my last name lol

Do you want kids?

yes!! ideally two.

Do you interlock fingers when you hold hands?

yeep.

What’s a compliment you’d love to receive from a boy?

just like?? any compliment at all would be ideal

What’s better, waking up to him in the morning, or falling asleep next to him at night?

I mean I haven’t actually experienced either of these things lmao,, but I’d say the second one

Any turn offs?

I mean,, the common minor ones,, but one that i guess is not very popular is not i’m not a big fan,, of chest hair

What makes you blush?

Just like,,, cute romantic gestures,, i guess

Coffee shop or dog park date?

coffee shop

Big spoon or little spoon?

little spoon

What first catches your eye?

hair probably?

Would you enjoy it if he bought you flowers?

yes??? holy shit i would love that

Do you think matching couple outfits are cute or cheesy?

they are both cute AND cheesy. A win-win.

Have you ever asked a boy out?

no,, :/

Which is cuter, him being confident, or shy?

confidence is key

What’s one of your fave love songs?

mmmm,,, any love song by the Beach Boys,, but i really like God Only Knows,, also Color by todrick hall