#also the fact that yhwach is trapped in death and aizen is trapped in life

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Bleach Ideas

(Was originally going to submit/ask these on @bleachlists but then heard BLG was retiring, so might as well get input on whether these are worth writing myself)

Isshin visits Aizen in prison, with little up-dates about the going’s on in the world and sometimes with food. Because he is the kind of person who tries to make friends with emotional cripples and, well, if Aizen hadn’t fucked with things, Isshin’s children wouldn’t exist, so yeah. Reactions?

Orihime actually has an Inner World! It’s like a really messed up, ever-expanding mix of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal and the mind of that serial killer in The Cell. And now Bleach characters get tossed into it. Reactions?

Hey, Bleach Characters! Through some otherworldly, cosmic, horrible fuck-up, you’re stuck with Orihime’s powers/fairies for the time being. Reactions?

Szayel has risen from the dead(?) and his first order of business is making Mayuri miserable. So what does he do but--...turn him and Nemu into chibis. Character thoughts? Wait...who ends up watching them?

What if the Royal Family sent an emissary to Soul Society because Central 46 kept fucking up? Also, what if this person happened to be Inoue Sora?

What if Iba went to Komamura’s giant-ass relative to ask for whatever might be required to change his captain back into himself? What if HE had to trade something? ...What would that even be?

What if the Karakura Nakama met much, much earlier than canon?

So, with the war ended, Kyouraku decided it might be a good idea to leave someone to make sure Squad 12 is actually a bit more humane, i.e. being a warden to Kurotsuchi. And who should he request (beg) but none other than...Orihime and Chad. Reactions?

Bleach characters! You can now only have two meal sets, two drinks and two kinds of sweets for the rest of your life! What would you prefer?

In which all the big brothers in Bleach got together to gush over their younger siblings: go.

After the war with Yhwach, the Karakura Nakama are not-quite-dead but also not alive in the traditional sense. So Central-46 decide they need to be put in the Gotei-13... and be assigned by Shunsui. But good new! The Captains get to put in their requests for which ones they want! How’s this gonna go?

In which six Zanpakuto OR Espada trade places with Orihime’s fairies. Reactions? Choices? Which six?

So, what if the tiny children in chapter 686 are NOT in fact the result of RenRuki and IchiHime, but the result of Kurotsuchi having access to DNA he really, really shouldn’t? And, y’know, he’s made people before without any permission at all, so...how would that go?

Bleach characters! There’s a proviso to Orihime’s healing: if she heals you, you can’t super injure/murder her. Reactions?

Hey, whatever happened to the Quincies trapped inside Yhwach after his death? Did they end up in Rukangai? Did certain really important mothers get to see their sons again? Could we get some possibilities?

Chad’s Abuelo, Ishida’s grandfather and Orihime’s brother have been brought to the Gotei-13 during the Winter War arc... Why?